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Special “Birthday Buildup” E-dition

THIS E-DITION FROM THE ARCHIVES IS

FOR FRIDAY, JANUARY 05, 2024
TRUMP’S ONE-THOUSAND-AND EIGHTIETH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE

AND WE’RE REMEMBERING WHEN BELOVED WHISTLEBLOWER PUBLISHER CHARLES FOSTER KANE WAS IN CHARGE OF THE MEDIA ADVANCE WORK IN IOWA FOR RONALD REAGAN THE WEEK BEFORE THE GOP CAUCUSES

JAN 5 BIRTHDAY BUILDUP Real Replies from Real Subscribers

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Sunday’s celebrity birthdays include three American icons: Millard Fillmore, 13th president of these United States; Paul Revere, the New England Patriot who rode through every Middlesex village and farm to warn that the British were coming; and of course, Our Very Own Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, Charles Foster Kane. —Hurley the Historian  

image026Don’t forget my birthday on Monday. —Elvis

image026I remember when nobody wished me Happy Birthday on my Facebook Page, because Facebook cancelled my page after somebody claimed I was not a “real person.” —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane

image026Please tell your Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Happy Birthday, since we’ll be mailing his re-estate tax bill next Thursday. —Hamilton County Ditzy D-RAT Treasurer (Whoever the hell she is)

image026Me Too. — Hamilton County Ditzy D-RAT Auditor (Whoever the hell she is)

image026Wait till your Beloved Publisher sees how well I showed her how to Jack Up his tax bill. We’ll just call it a “birthday” present. —Your Disingenuous Double-Dipping D-RAT Ex-Auditor Who Was Permitted to Run Unopposed All Those Times

image026Don’t be too surprised if Hamilton County Republicans forget to send you birthday greetings. —Hamilton County Republican Omega Man

image026The Anderson Apocalypse should’ve published a special e-dition about our “Culture of Unkindness” yesterday. —The New Forest Hills School Board Doing The Same Old Things

image026Is Cincinnati behind the times or what? We’re not even included on the list of shithole cities that have been controlled by D-RATS. —Cincinnati’s Woke Mayor Aflack

image026Is there any way Kane could give us just a little more publicity during the next 74 days until the March 19 Republican Primary? —Clermont County Wenstrup Wannabees  

image026The reason The Blower doesn’t have much Northern Kentucky News this morning must be because everybody’s out buying presents for Miss Vicki’s Birthday next WEEK. —Alison Wondergams Grimes  

image026Please thank Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception for including us in last year’s rendition of Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Party After the After Party. —Howard Wilkinson, Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin,  Ohio GOP Governor John Kasich,  Lady Ga Ga,  Roseanne Barr, President of Iran, Mayor Mallory, Trish “the Dish,” Mitt Romney, Hillary, Judge “JayWalking Joe” Deters, Foxy Roxy, Vladimir Putin, “Millionaire Mike” Brown, Obama’s Mooch, the Birthday Boy, Whoopi Cushion, Sarah Baby, and Bill Springerinhamimage010

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Clowns to the left of you, Jokers to the right, here we are, Stuck in the middle with you. —Long-time Whistleblower Persons of Consequence

 

image026How much snow are we supposed to get this weekend?   —TV 19’s “Trish the Dish”

 

image026Sheree Paolello used to always ask how warm it was when I wore my winter wig. —Jack Atherton, (Retired TV Anchorman)

 

image037Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially RINOs in Congress.image003

Whistleblower Official Weekly Disclaimer      

Sometimes The Blower makes fun of Celebrity Birthdays to show that always all that obsessing over celebrities is not appropriate in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Joke Biden* Election Riggers Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House and get all of their local “fake news” from our Lying Leftists in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap, and on Channel 5, 9, 12, 19, and especially Spectrum

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           image018 This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely purposeful, especially WLWT AnchorBabe Sheree Paolello (whose name we have to look up how to spell every time we use it).image003

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WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY

Our Classic Mike Brown Video from 2010

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