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FRIDAY, MARCH 16, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story —
Friday Night Firing
Guys at the Justice Department must’ve been reading The Blower’s Thursday’s Tactics E-dition last night, featuring the Top Ten Reasons Attorney General Jeff Sessions should be firing Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe And Screw Up His Pension Today. Sessions Must’ve Found His Testicles Today.
It must’ve happened, because tonight we saw Ken Broo calling the play-by-play: “He’s outta here! He’s waaay outta here!”
Now Everybody’s Waiting To See The Trumpster’s TweetOn Fox News Tonight, They Could Hardly Contain Their Glee.
Meanwhile, We’ll Be In For An Entire Weekend Of Whining On Very Fake News CNN and MSNBC Because “Andy” McCabe Got Fired Only Days Before his Retirement.
So Far The Blower’s Only Seen Reaction From Edward Cropper. We’re Still Waiting For Material From Some Of Our Satirical Web Sites Usually Commenting Nightly On The Day’s Top Stories.
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 420. There Are Now Only 962 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.