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Official “Election Day Debacle” E-dition

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Today’s E-dition Has Been Approved For Research On The 2016 Election By The Presidential Historical Society Because So Many Things Reported In The 2016 Blower Are Still Making News Today.

TODAY IS
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 05, 2019
Trump’s 1,019th Day In Office

That’s why this year on Election Day 2019, We Should All Review The 2016 Election Day Political Cartoons To Re-Experience The Greatest Election Night In History.  

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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2016

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers 

image005image004Now that the campaign is finally over, can we stop un-reporting how much larger and more enthusiastic Trump’s rallies were during the 2016 campaign? —Crooked Hillary’s Supporters in the Press

image005We were really surprised to find a woman who had not voted for Hillary. —CNN

image005If Hillary wins the Tri-State, it will only be because we endorsed her.—Feckless Fishwrappers

image005Could we please have a short Election Day Extension? We still haven’t made up our minds. Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Now Plan To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19

image005Wait a minute. My campaign’s still not over yet. I came back to Ohio to work at the polls on Election Day. —Ohio Delusional Governor John Kasich

image005With all the polls so close, maybe the only poll that really counts is the one on Election Day when real people actually vote. —Whistleblower Pollster Ron RasmusseN 

image005image019Today could be America’s Independence Day. —Donald Trump

image005What if tonight’s election ended in a tie (269-269 Electoral Votes)? Then it would be decided by the House of Representatives with each state getting one vote. Fortunately, Republican control 33 of those state delegations. —Hurley the Historian

image005Sorry, Hillary, our exit polls showed us that voters were looking for a “strong leader.” —Morning Consult

image005Did you see the survey that said only half image007the black preachers used their pulpits to campaign illegally for Hillary? —Pew Research

image005Obama told us to vote for DemocRATS  and we wouldn’t be prosecuted. —Illegal Aliens For Hillary

image005We didn’t know it was wrong to pressure non citizens to vote. Besides, sometimes we were just driving them to the polls and giving them free ice cream. —Union Goons for Hillary

image005We just got an e-mail from Hillary’s campaign urging us to commit rampant voter fraud today. —Obsessive Hillary Supporters Tom and Rose

image005Please don’t ask how many billions of over-taxed payers’ dollars were borrowed from China so Obama could fly image006around the country on Air Force One fund-raising and campaigning during the past eight years. —General Accounting Office

image005It was just like magic seeing one of George Soros’ voting machines change our Trump ballots to Hillary votes right before our very eyes. —Republican Voters in Pennsylvania

image005Any day now we’ll be releasing those e-mails that will knock Hillary out of the race. —Wickileaks

image005The problem isn’t so much that Hillary is a corrupt, lying criminal. Everybody knows this. The problem is that we just don’t care. —Hillary Supporters 

image005Hillary Supporters must be so Stupid, they don’t realize how Stupid they really were. —John Podesta

image005Voting lines didn’t look too faggy this image009morning. Hillary’s supporters must’ve been still getting their beauty sleep, so Trump was up early in 45212. —Your Branch Norwoodian

image005There were a lot of scruffy looking people at my Price Hill polling place this morning. I sure hope some of them were Republicans. —Bobby Leach

image005Do you think President Trump will be asking me to be in his Cabinet? —Northern Kentucky Trump Volunteer Spokesman Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters

image005Is America a great country or what? Billions of dollars have been spent on false-and-misleading ads during dirtiest campaign in history. —Greedy TV Ad Salesmen

image005image058Why did all those Stupid Hillary Supporters stand in long lines for early voting? Because Disingenuous DemocRATS told them it would be more convenient. —“Ripley’s Believe It Or Not”

image005 Did anybody really hear me say I’d retire if Hillary elected? —WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham

image005If you don’t vote, you’re leaving the decision to somebody even dumber than you are.Jesse “The Body” Ventura

image005Remember what we always say: “A vote for the lesser of two evils is still a vote for evil. Loony Libertarians

image005If Hillary’s supporters are so sure of winning, where will her big Victory Party be held tonight? —Freeloading DemocRATS

image005No matter who wins tonight, The Blower will be covering the Post-Election Chaos tomorrow. —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane

image005Hey, Everybody… Trish the Dish wants to know if they’re actually holding elections in Kentucky today. —TV 19 News   

image005What happened to all the clocks?  —TV 5’s Sheree Paolello
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