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TUESDAY'S TRIUMPHS

TUESDAY, APRIL 10, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

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— TONIGHT’S WHISTLEBLOWER RACIAL HEALING STORY — 

Last week, even before the 50th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.’s last speech and his assassination, Reverend Race-Baiter Jesse Jackson was playing the Race Card while trying to extort more money by calling for a boycott against Cincinnati-headquartered Kroger for not having a reason to close two Kroger Free Stores in predominantly black neighborhoods.

Today, our Legendary Race Baiter was in Cincinnati for another one of his patented shakedown rallies. Does anybody wonder why our Racial Racketeer knew he would be welcome? 

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 Stormy Daniels A Hot Property

Pornstar Stormy Daniels continues to cash in on her fame since claiming she had sexual relations with then-private citizen Donald Trump.

Daniels recently completed a photo spread for Penthouse Magazine and is reportedly filming an NBC special featuring a tour of the scene of the crime – a first for network TV.

“The set does present challenges as one might expect, but once you get past the disease and smell, it’s not that bad. Fortunately, there’s tons of room,” said a production member. 

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Zuckerberg Begins Testimony By Reminding Senators He Knows All Their Deepest Thoughts, Hopes, Fears

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Blood Drains From Mueller’s Face After Realizing Russia Investigation Might Go All The Way To White House

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