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Official “Politicians’ Right to Lie” E-dition



Legal Lying Season Has Officially Begun

image004image006Every politician in America has been celebrating ever since Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black ruled in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns, and not a moment too soon, because next Monday Union Daze will mark the traditional beginning of the fall negative political campaign season, and today there are now only 61 more days until the President Trump’s Re-election on November 3, 2020.

image006Actually, it’s right there in the Declaration of Independence. Thomas Jefferson wrote, “We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and Right to Lie (during political campaigns).”

image006And even the Pledge of Allegiance says, “One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and the Right to Lie for all.”

image006Do you remember when Patrick Henry said, “Give me the Right to Lie or give me a death?”

image006Nathan Hale said, “I regret that I have but one life to give to my Right to Lie.”

image006John Paul Jones said, “I have not yet begun to fight for the Right to Lie.”

image006George Washington said, “I cannot tell a lie. I really like my Right to Lie.”

image006Samuel Adams said, “Someday they’ll name a beer after me, but in the meantime, just enjoy the Right to Lie.”

image006Daniel Webster said, “One country, one constitution, one destiny, and your Right to Lie.”

image006At Gettysburg, Abraham Lincoln said, “The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget your Right to Lie.”

image007William Tecumseh Sherman said, “War is hell– without the Right to Lie.”

image006George Armstrong Custer said, “Where in the hell did all those Lying Redskins come from?”

image006Woodrow Wilson said, “Sometimes people call me an idealist. That’s why I like my Right to Lie.”

image006Will Rogers said, “I never met a Liar I didn’t like.”

image006General George S. Patton said, “No bastard ever won a war dying for his Right to Lie. He won it by making the other poor bastard die for his Right to Lie.”

image006FDR said, “We have nothing to fear but the Right to Lie.”

image006Douglas McArthur said, “I shall return– for the Right to Lie.”

image006Harry Truman said, “The Right to Lie stops here.”

image008image006Dwight D. Eisenhower said, “Only our individual faith in our Right to Lie can keep us free.”

image006Albert Einstein said, “So long as there is the Right to Lie there will be wars.”

image006Sigmund Freud said, “Most of men’s problems can be traced to their subconscious feelings about the Right to Lie.”

image006John Kennedy said, “Ask not what you can do for your Right to Lie.”

image006Neil Armstrong said, “A small step for man, one giant step for the Right to Lie.”

image006Barry Goldwater said, “Extremism in the defense of the Right to Lie is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of the Right to Lie is no virtue.”

image009image006Vince Lombardi said, “Winning isn’t everything. The Right to Lie is.”

image006Ronald Reagan said, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this Right to Lie.”

image006John Wayne said, “Sure I love my country with all her faults– just like the Right to Lie.”

image006Rev. Martin Luther King said,” had a dream– of the Right to Lie.”

image006Bill Clinton said, “I tried the Right to Lie once, but I didn’t inhale,” and “I did not have sex with that Right to Lie.”

image006Charlton Heston said, “You’ll have to pry this Right to Lie from my cold, dead hand.”

image006At every patriotic rally, Lee Greenwood always sings, “God Bless the Right to Lie.”

image006George W. Bush said, “It’s no use crying over spilled Rights to Lie.”

image006And not to be outdone, Obama wrote a book about “The Right to Lie We Can Believe In.”




From our February 7, 2014 Edition

Famous Presidential Lies

We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin )

I am not a crook

GHW Bush:
Read my lips – No New Taxes

I did not have sex with that woman… Miss Lewinski

GW Bush:
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction

image006I will have the most transparent administration in history.

image006The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.

image006I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.

image006The IRS is not targeting anyone.

image006It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.

image006 If I had a son.

image006 I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”

image006You didn’t build that!

image006 I will restore trust in Government.

image006The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.

image006The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk

image006It’s not my red line – it is the world’s red line.

image006Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.

image017We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.

image006 I am not spying on American citizens.

image006Obama Care will be good for America .

image006You can keep your family doctor.

image006Premiums will be lowered by $2500.

image006If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.

image006 It’s just like shopping at Amazon.

image006I knew nothing about “Fast and Furious” gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.

image006I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.

image006I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.

image006I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.

image006And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.

image006And the biggest one of all: “I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.”
I believe we have a winner!



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