WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 2020
Trump’s 1188th Day In Office
With Still None Of Obama’s Political Perps In The Slammer
THIS E-DITION HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 2016 ELECTIONS RESEARCH BY THE PRESIDENTIAL HISTORICAL SOCIETY BECAUSE 2016 & 2017 TRUMP CHRONICLES WERE A POLITICAL PRECURSOR FOR TRUMP’S INEPT IMPEACHMENT IN 2019 AND THE BLOWER’S BREAKING NEWS COVERAGE IN 2020.
Now Let’s Take A Look At The Blower’s Commemorative Coverage Of The Trumpster’s First 100 Days. On Day 89*, We Were Reviewing That Day’s “Ecologial Warning,” Mocking One Of Lunatic Liberals Most Cherished Beliefs.
That Date Was April 22, 2017
Happy Earth Day, Everybody
Today was another great day for our Left-Wing Lunatics and Obama Supporters in the Press— because that’s when they’ll all got to whine, complain, and continue to blame George Bush, Barbara Bush, TEA Party Patriots, Donald Trump, the Whistleblower-Newswire, and the rest of those mean-spirited Republicans for everything on Earth, while at the same time, not coming up with solutions for any of the problems (real or imaginary) they profess to perceive.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose this profound pronouncement from John Davis, editor of the “Earth First! Journal: “Human beings, as a species, have no more value than slugs.”
On the other hand, our good friend Bobby Leach likes the Kentucky Coal Miners Association’s new slogan for Earth Day: “Earth first, we’ll strip mine the rest of the planets later.”
Hurley the Historian says Earth Day was invented by Deranged DemocRAT US Senator Gaylord Nelson from Washington and was held on April 22, 1970 as something the unwashed draft dodgers in college could do with their time when they weren’t busy protest the Vietnam War.
According to The Grinning Planet (Saving the Planet One Joke at a Time), on that Earth Day when Obama’s gasoline prices hit $4-per-gallon, the typical member of Congress praised high-mileage hybrids on the Senate Floor, then went out and bought a new gas-guzzling SUV off the showroom floor, and charged all the gas on their Congressional Credit Cards. The typical backyard gardener might shake her head in disgust at the report about industrial waste and toxic chemicals; then nod her head in pride at the sight of their pesticide-sprayed flowers and fertilized lawns while the typical insect will get sleepy from a eating big meal of chemical-laced genetically engineered corn and daydream of holding the top slot in the world insect government when they finally take over.
What’s the difference between a good recycler and a not-so-good-recycler? A Good Recycler not only recycles his newspapers, but also his phone books, magazines, and cardboard boxes, while a not-so-good-recycler considerately leaves his newspapers in the bathroom stall at the courthouse after he’s done for the next guy to read. Doesn’t that count?
And do you remember when Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt got her picture taken standing next her brand new environmentally friendly Ethanol-hybrid Chevy Tahoe at the same time everybody was wondering why that big Ford transmission plant in her district was shutting down?
That year our “Bitch-in-a-Ditch” solved the energy crisis single-handed in Ohio’s Second Congressional District. Now look at the car she bought this year for Earth Day.
This year, Omar picked up “Mean Jean’s” dropped torch. After giving hundreds of thousands to the corrupt failed Southern Ohio politician….those Turkish Terrorists seem to have found her replacement.
Obama wanted us to cut the amount of gas we used. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million fewer people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier’s pay while he’s there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved!
We were going to show you that video from The Daily Show’s Back in Black segment from Earth Day 2007 (featuring none other than Lewis Black!), but unfortunately that video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc.
Speaking of All Things Environmental, the Department of Homeland Security plans not to arrest right-wing extremists for using up all the mud on Earth Day. Thank God, the tree hugging environmental wacko Al “Idiot-in-Chief” Gore never became President.
The entire Tri-state would be “green” today, except of course, Hamilton County, which turned “Blue” in 2008, just as The Blower predicted two years before that in 2006.
Will The Blower be covering today’s Liberal Lunacy? You bet! As the official voice of the Conservative Agenda and the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in Southwest Ohio, our readers know to expect nothing less, because with only 16 more days until the May 8 Primary Elections in Ohio, Mike DeWhine and Mary Taylor are running out of mud.
Because what Earth Day celebration would be complete without a big bunch of deranged Liberal Whackos and Hillary Supporters demonstrating their continued resistance to all the reality of all of Trump’s actual accomplishments during his first 822 days by “Marching for Science,” whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean. You can be sure the Liberal Propaganda Media would be hyping the bejesus out of it.
In Anderson Township, Whacky Jackie’s Illegitimate Son Kevin’s name is still mud, even though our Disgraced Ex-Township Trustee still calls up Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neil’s deputies to ask if they need him for a penis line-up, since he has nothing better to do that waste the trustees time at public meetings these days making irrelevant public comments about all those limestone miners riding in to town on payday, while O’Brien bashers believe his Carpal Tunnel has curtailed his favorite activity. Meanwhile, Trustee Andrew Pappas says the Township really wishes it could charge a recycling fee on all that horse manure after Belterra reopened River Downs race track on the river. Andy also says, don’t forget your free tree from the township on Arbor Day this Friday.
And The Blower remembers when CityBeat’s Formr Investigative Reporter Jim McNair said the Ohio Supreme Court had ordered a halt in the liquidation of Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced-DemocRAT Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley’s law firm (read more about that here) and Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters was appearing as a “non-attorney spokesperson for the Deters Law Firm” on TV; unfortunately, we still couldn’t save a little mud that week.
And we all remember when the No-Longer-In-First Place Reds No-Longer Manager Bryan Price set a National League record for the number of times a manager used the word “fuck” during an expletive laden rant during a deserving member of the news media.
We also recall in Cincinnati when Liberals celebrated at just another Earth Day fund-raiser at Sawyer Point, and The Blower was wondering how much over-taxed payers’ money was needed to clean up all that crap. At least it didn’t look as bad as an Obama Earth Day in DC, where it always looked like just another Liberal Trash Day Celebration.
Will Earth Day 2019 actually accomplish anything? Surely, you jest. Since 1970, Earth Day has changed from counter-cultural protest to a cute grade-school celebration. It hasn’t yet reached the hyperbolic hysteria of “Global Warming,” but it’s getting there. Yesterday in The Blower’s “Earth Day Alert E-dition, The Blower showed you all that death, destruction, and disease Liberal Lunatics were predicting on the original Earth Day, that never ever happened.
And Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen has some bad news for our Fear-mongering Liberals: While most Americans say they’ve donated time or money to clean up the environment, they don’t feel strongly that Earth Day, a tradition established in 1970, has been all that important in increasing environmental consciousness, even though Earth Day 2018’s theme is “End Plastic Pollution.” It is dedicated to providing the information and inspiration needed to fundamentally change human attitude and behavior about plastics, while Trump is busy dismantling all of Obama’s bullshit “Global Warming” policies.
Other than giving TV weather guessers something else to hype, Earth Day is to solving our environmental problems as Kwanzaa is to Christmas— a totally made-up Liberal holiday to make some silly environ-mental people and the revolutionaries from Greenpeace feel better about themselves.
Instead, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane told Political Insiders at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda that we should reclaim Earth Day from those socialist enviro-nuts and remind them that the Industrial Revolution would be the foundation for the strongest economy in the world!
This Earth Day, our good friends at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) remind us while each of us was thinking about Nature and the Environment, we should’ve all remembered to host a potluck Vegan dinner for all our friends also keep your scaly, finned, furry, and feathered friends free from harm while we spread our Earth Day love on Facebook and Twitter.
And our Good Friend Bobby Leach says, “Earth Day would be a good day to take a tramp in the woods.” That’s funny. Bobby says that every day.
This is the Official Whistleblower Earth Day E-dition. Any other so-called Official Earth Day Day E-ditions you might see are surely fake!
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