TUESDAY, APRIL 21, 2020
Trump’s 1187th Day In Office
With Still None Of Obama’s Political Perps In The Slammer
THIS E-DITION HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 2016 ELECTIONS RESEARCH BY THE PRESIDENTIAL HISTORICAL SOCIETY BECAUSE 2016 & 2017 TRUMP CHRONICLES WERE A POLITICAL PRECURSOR FOR TRUMP’S INEPT IMPEACHMENT IN 2019 AND THE BLOWER’S BREAKING NEWS COVERAGE IN 2020.
Now Let’s Take A Look At The Blower’s Commemorative Coverage Of The Trumpster’s First 100 Days. On Day 88*, We Were Reviewing That Day’s “Earth Day Promo,” Trashing Just Another Stupid Liberal Lie.
For the first Earth Day in 1970, my teacher let us out of class early so we could sweep up cigarette butts from the gutter. This weekend I attended the Earth Day concert on the DC Mall — not quite what I remember as a kid. —Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson
It’s great to care about the environment (and people probably should), but it’s incredibly hypocritical to go to a concert celebrating the environment and leave the area a trash-strewn mess. Simply going to a concert is not an indulgence to litter in the future. —Christine Rousselle at Town Hall.com
In honor of Earth Day, we’ll be serving green bologna to all our guests at the Kenton County Escape Center. —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl
On Earth Day, I’ll really miss talking trash on Bill Cunningham’s Trash Talk Radio Show like it used to on WLW700 Hate Radio. —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters
On Earth Day, are you allowed to cut your grass? —Goof Doofus
On Earth Day, is it still OK to make love to your sheep? —Gex “Rhymes With Sex” Williams
On Earth Day, you don’t have to put money in parking meters, right? —Steve “I’m 5’0, Not 4’11” Mergele
Here’s our Earth Day joke: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet. —Ken Ham at the Creation Museum
Never lend geologists money. They consider a million years recent. —Bluegrass Pawn Shops
I always enjoy watching lesbian mud wrestling on Earth Day. —Horny in Hebron
Earth first, we’ll strip mine the rest of the planets later. —Kentucky Coal Miners Who Voted For Trump
For Earth Day, I asked this hot tree hugger babe if she’d like to sit on my stump. —Bobby Leach
Trish the Dish wants to know when we celebrate Up Uranus Day. —TV 19 News
It’s a funny thing, I asked the same question last night. —Sheree Paolello
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Married Gay Couples.
— Whistleblower Official Weekly Disclaimer —
Sometimes The Blower ridicules Looney Liberals to show that complaining about ecological problems without coming up with viable solutions is not acceptable in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t an Environmental Wacko.
This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially tree-huggers.
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Some Green Weenie items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally Green Weenie subscribers.
WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY
Annoying Orange – Earth Day
(Sent in by Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Joe Wessels, planning to celebrate Earth Day on Friday by personally picking up every used condom in Over-The-Rhine.
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