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Special “It’s Almost Time For A New Month” E-dition

image009image008TODAY IS
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 2020
AND WE’RE ALL WONDERING IF OUR LOCAL MEDIA WILL BE COVERING UP FOR A BLACK D-RAT CINCINNATI CLOWN-CILWOMAN CHARGED WITH WIRE FRAUD, BRIBERY, AND ATTEMPTED EXTORTION DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH

On Trump’s 1131st Day In Office, With Still None Of Obama’s Political Perps In The Slammer
FEB 28 ALMOST A NEW MONTH

It’s Only Seemed Like the Longest 25 Days in History (So Far)

          image004Now that Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month is finally almost over, everybody’s wondering when it’ll be “White History Month.”

Probably never, since we now have to pander to all those other minority groups. For example, March is now officially One-Eyed Hunchback Lithuanian Lesbians History Month, and WLW Hate Radio trash talker Bill Cunningham says, “As soon as February is officially over, maybe we can use the word ‘niggardly’ again without being called racists.”

image006The problem is, whenever February is only 28 days long, some Black Guys don’t get their profiles published during Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month, and to deserving darkies like SMLP Smithermouth, Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston, “Buckwheat” Blackwell, Cincinnati City Clown-cil Woman Tamaya Dennard, andand Ken “Mad Dawg” Lawson, Metro Mole says one of our Feckless Fishwrappers is now writing his sincerest apologies. Because as we all know, it’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”

image007Even with 29 days (this year), The Blower will probably still run out of days and can’t run a Black History Month Racial Healing Profile for “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s eviler twin sister Jennifer Black.

The Blower remembers that year during February when all month at the end of every aisle at your Kroger grocery store, at least you saw a photograph and biography of a black person. In Hyde Park, those were the only black people inside the entire store. 

But being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.

And ever since 2008, Racial Racketeers have said February should be called “Half-Black History Month” in honor of the current Shadow President currently “waging war against the Trump administration through his generously funded agitation outfit, Organizing for Action, to defend his monumentally destructive record of failure and violent polarization. It is a chilling reminder that the increasingly aggressive, in-your-face Left in this country is on the march,” investigative reporter Matthew Vadum writes for FrontPage Magazine.

And Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane says nobody ever appeared in blackface in his Anderson High School Yearbook, probably because none of the 1956 Redskin graduates had ever seen a Black person in Anderson Township, although one of his fellow graduates, who later became a revered public official in Clermont County, got a lot of laughs when he portrayed Liberace’s equally gay brother George in the Anderson High School Senior Follies.

Meanwhile, The Blower remembers how the guys from Not The Fishwrap honored Obama way back in October 2008, even before he was first elected. 


 Who says Black Lives Don’t Really, Really Matter?image008image009