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Another “Monday Message” E-dition

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MONDAY, APRIL 16, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

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— Tonight’s Classic Comey Compilation —

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —

“All The News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)

Obama’s Newest Pajama Boy: FBI Director James Comey TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE, CLICK HERE

FBI Investigation Into Hillary Clinton’s Email Use Reveals She Is Above The Law

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After clearly and methodically laying out an iron-clad case for recommending charges against Hillary Clinton Tuesday, FBI Director James Comey instead announced that the comprehensive…

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Comey Suddenly Realizes Entire Book Just A Subconscious Defense Mechanism To Hide His True Feelings

WASHINGTON—Former FBI Director James Comey was reportedly shocked Monday after suddenly realizing that he wrote his forthcoming memoir, A Higher Loyalty, as a defense mechanism to subconsciously mask his true, romantic feelings for President Donald Trump. “Oh, my God, it just dawned on me, I’m head over heels in love with President Trump—he’s all I think about, every… Continue Reading

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
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