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Special “Dreaming Of A White Lives Matter Christmas” E-dition

HEADER-DEC 23 WHITE LIVES

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 23, 2017

Merry Christmas, You Race-Baiting Bastards!

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Tis the season to be jolly and Ben Mugged says, “I’m disappointed and still pissed off at Obama, liberal politicians, and community leaders in general for allowing this great country to descend into a tangle of hate, prejudice, and borderline anarchy. I’m angry at gutless mayors who side against their own police departments to curry favor with rabble-rousing public figures who are in fact, no account racists. I’m outraged when police officers are killed in the line of duty because of the racial hatred stoked by our The Worst President in History and other dirt bags like Eric Holder, Al Sharpton, and Jesse Jackson. So, Merry Christmas, Eric Holder, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, NYC Mayor De Blasio, and Racist-in- Chief Obama. The Blower hopes you Race-Baiting Bastards are satisfied with the mess you helped create.”

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Our Cynical Sage says if the Liberals’ purpose is to ruin Christmas for everyone, they’re certainly giving it their best shot, but The Blower wonders if any of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, And Planned To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Crooked Hillary, and get all of their local “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap, and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, would appreciate having any of this pointed out to them.

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Fortunately for America, Obama is becoming less relevant by the minute as the Trumpster dismantles his hideous legacy, piece by piece.image009

And many now say the War on Christmas is finally over, at least at the White House.

And don’t think the Political World hasn’t noticed.

Take this Million Dollar Conservative Commercial you’ll start seeing starting on Christmas Day, for example.

          Now let’s look at Christmas in Washington, where every day is Christmas as long as Congress is spending other Over-Taxed Payers’ money.

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“Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas”

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For those of you planning to join Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman, Outcast COAST Attorney Chris Finney, and Congressional Podiatrist “Doctor Brad” Wenstrup at Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Christmas Party at Jack Casino on Christmas Day, where the disgraced former U.S. Congresswoman plans to announce her return to politics, let’s all get in the mood by singing the eleventh verse of “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas,” sent in by RINO Hunters of America. It goes something like this:

             On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, “Mean Jean” gave to me:
            Eleven RINOs charging
            Ten Taxes Raising,
            Nine Bills a Spending,
            Eight Dems a Booing,
            Seven Wits a Wagging,
            Six Crooked Cronies,
            Five Libelous Liars,
            Four Screeching Tires,
            Three Borgman Cartoons,
            Two Red Dresses,
            And One Old Crapper, from Rob Portman’s Legacy.
 
            image022How do you like having your chestnuts roasted over an open fire, Portmanimage003

Bluegrass Bawlers

           image016Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says being Santa Claus isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. On top of everything else, this lil’ shit pissed on Santa’s lap.

image015The CamBoozler says he’s going to have to be a bit more careful with his language and dealing with his frustration with local politicians and Bluegrass BureaucRATS while reading The Blower when the grandkids are around. It seems that Ken took his seven year old grandson to the Florence Mall to see Santa and when Santa asked him what he wanted for Christmas, he said, “I wanna watch,” just The Blower reported like Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson told his lesbian neighbors.

image015In a related story, due to protests by the Gay Lesbian Bisexual & Transgender Coalition, Flashlight Theater has removed “Father Time Takes On Uranus” from its New Year’s Eve Marathon.

image015Returning from the shopping center on Christmas Eve, Ken CamBoo witnessed a traffic accident. “Are you sure the driver of the car with an Obama bumper sticker was at fault?” the officer asked.

“Yes, officer—I’m sure,” The Camboozler said.

“Didn’t you see anything that would mitigate the driver’s responsibility?”

“No, Officer,” replied the Camboozler. “All I saw was the Obama bumper sticker.” image003

Finally, Santa’s been working extra hard during this Christmas season, ever since he read the new so-called “Property Values” for Santa’s workshop our Disingenuous Double-Dipping DemocRAT Auditor just made up.

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 TAKING CHRIST OUT OF  X-MA$ HOTLINE

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Some politically incorrect items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally politically incorrect subscribersimage003WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY

The Christmas Scale

image022Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.

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