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Special “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” E-dition

 Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story — 

Where Did Diminutive DemocRAT Cincinati Mayor John Cranley Come Up With The Idea Of Destroying Text Messages By Dropping His Cell Phone In A Hot Tub?

Didn’t Cranley Know Those Text Messages Would Still Be Retrievable From His Cell Phone Provider’s Severer?

(You Can Read More About That HERE)

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

 TO SEE MORE BEN GARRISON ILLUSTRATIONS, CLICK HERE

— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

 TO SEE MORE PHOTO SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS FROM EDWARD CROPPER, CLICK HERE

— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —

The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Not To Fake”

— More Breaking News —

Eleven Patriotic House Republicans have signed a joint letter to Attorney General Jeff Sessions calling for the criminal prosecution of Hillary Clinton and a variety of other Obama administration appointees.

Amazingly, not one of those Patriotic House Republican’s names is Chabot, Wenstrup, or Massie.  

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

Trump Creams Daniels!

TO SEE MORE BIG HAIRY NEWS, CLICK HERETrump And Putin: Bromance On FireTO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE, CLICK HERE

Evil Christians Oppress Secular New Yorkers With Delicious Chicken Sandwiches

 

TO HEAR MORE BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE, CLICK HERE

Mueller Combs Through Dozens Of Damning White House Emails He Was Accidentally CC’d On

TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE ONION, CLICK HERE 

Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #47 Published On April 23, 1991) You Can See That Entire Edition HERE

— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Political Poster —

— HERE’S HOW YOU CAN SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE FAKE NEWS SITE —

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 453 And There Are Now Only 929 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.