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SEPTEMBER 08 COORDINATED LEFTIST INSURRECTION

Today’s E-dition Has Been Approved To Research The Coordinated Leftist Insurrection During Trump’s First Year In Office

 Tonight’s Coverage Is At The Same Point Of The Trumpster’s First  Year In Office. We’re Reviewing Our “SEPTEMBER 08 E-DITION. ”

SEPTEMBER 8, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

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Conservative Caterwauling

WTF Do You Mean—The DOJ Doesn’t Plan To Charge Former IRS Official Lois Lerner Over Her Role In The TEA Party Targeting Scandal? Trump’s Justice Department Lets Lois Lerner Off The Hook

Tonight’s Sight-And-Sound Bites

Paul Joseph Watson: The Truth About Hurricane Irma


Maxine Waters: “You See How Much They Want To Kill Me”


Actress: Hurricanes Are Nature’s Punishment for Voting for Trump

Mark Dice: CNN: The Clown News Network

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

Levin: Trump Threw Wall Leverage ‘Out The Window’ On Debt Deal

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Maxine Waters: “They Want To Kill Me”

WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – Rep. Maxine Waters (RTRD-Ca) claims members of some ‘alt-right’ groups are wanting to kill her.

Waters on Wednesday asked terror experts for answers on how to combat those she said are sending her death threats. “What can we do to deal with the KKK, the white nationalists, the Nazis, the Presbyterians, and that awful Pepe the Frog character? Go look at Breitbart and  YouTube, you see how much they want to kill me.”

A GOP spokesman was quick to dispute Water’s claims: “That is absolutely ridiculous – I assure you, there are literally millions of people not in those groups who want her dead just as much or more.”

In a spirit of bipartisanship, one conservative group says they are going to mount a public campaign of support for Waters by distributing free tee shirts featuring the paranoid octogenarian (below).

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Joel Osteen Assures Church He Will Continue To Preach False Gospel In Spite Of Critics

HOUSTON, TX—After enduring criticism for what some felt was a poor response to the Hurricane Harvey crisis on the part of Lakewood Church, Pastor Joel Osteen proudly stood in front of his congregation Sunday morning and reassured his church members that he would continue to preach the false prosperity gospel, even in the face of withering criticism. (MORE)

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Climate Change Denier Battens Down Worldview To Weather Hurricane Irma

OWENSBORO, KY—Taking all necessary measures to reinforce his cherished beliefs ahead of the impending storm, local climate change denier Michael Dunn reportedly spent Friday battening down his worldview to help weather Hurricane Irma. “This could be the big one that completely destroys my position that climate change is a government conspiracy,” said Dunn, who sources confirmed had fortified his stance that global warming was merely a scheme by climatologists for research funding and hastily stockpiled pseudo-scientific reports from the internet claiming that excess CO2 is good for the environment. “All I can do now is ride it out and hope that I’ve done enough to protect my ideology from being completely leveled by this storm. I hate to say it, but I’m preparing for the worst.” At press time, Dunn was reportedly praying this hurricane was just another act of God’s vengeance against homosexuality.

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The Shadow Government

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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Monday Is Day Number 233. There Are Now Only 1,151 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.