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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 22, 2017

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Tonight It’s The Top Ten Reasons Ben Garrison Says DOJ Attorney General Sessions Announced “Crooked Hillary’s” Uranium One Dealings Are Now Under Review:

10. “Crooked Hillary” sold 20% of American Uranium to a Russian state-owned energy company

9. People connected to the deal donated over $140 million bucks to the Clinton Foundation.

8. Hubby Bill also received a hefty kickback from Putin in the form of an outrageous $500,000 speaking fee for an hour’s work.

7. Whitewater

6. Cheating Haiti out of billions in relief funds

5. Benghazi

4. 33,000 emails on a private server that were deleted along with phones hammered to bits (after getting a subpoena)

3. Clinton Foundation Pay to Play

2. Covering Up All Of Slick Willie’s Sex Crimes along with a lengthy list of dead folks who got Arkancided including Vince Foster

And The Number One Reason The Blower Says DOJ Attorney General Sessions announced “Crooked Hillary’s” Uranium One Dealings Are Now Under Review is…It’s Time To “Lock Her Up!”

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