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Another “Comparative Countdowns” E-dition

TODAY IS
MONDAY, JANUARY 20, 2020
AND WE’RE WATCHING THE D-RATS’ BEST EVIDENCE-FREE IMPEACHMENT EVER
Trump’s 1,095th Day In Office

Featuring The Blower’s Commemorative Coverage on Trump’s Inauguration Day

FRIDAY, JANUARY 20, 2017
Our countdown clock has finally expired and Donald Trump can now begin to undo all the damage Obama’s done to America during the past eight years:

Let’s compare today’s Declaration of War On Obama’s Washington today to Obama’s Inauguration in 2009. The Liberal Propaganda Media called it a “Coronation.”

— Official “Obama Coronation” E-dition —

TUESDAY, JANUARY 20, 2009
Real e-Mails from Real Subscribers

Is anybody counting the number of times we use the word “historic” today? —Obama Supporters in the Press

Will it be as many times as they try to compare Obama with Lincoln? —Hurley the Historian

If this weren’t a truly “historic” occasion, we wouldn’t be televising it. —ESPN

 Even though I’ll no longer around, will Liberals still be blaming me for everything that goes wrong during the next four years? —President Bush

 Would Lincoln’s “You can fool some of the people all of the time…” quotation be “historic?” —Your Quote for Today Committee

Spending more than $170 million during the greatest recession since 1929 on the “historic” Coronation of His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadj, Doctor Barrack Hussein Obama Dada was also the most in history. —Obama Coronation Team

Spending $40 million for the Bush Inauguration four years ago was the most irresponsible, profligate, and insensitive event in history. —2004 Kneepad Liberals in the Press  

The enormous amount of crap we were able to sell to those other 63.5 million dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed short-attention-span voters who voted for the Messiah was truly “historic.”  —MoveOn.Org

Being permitted to host our Obama Coronation Party for at Camargo Country Club was truly “historic.” —Obsessive Compulsive Obama Supporters Tom and Rose

Speaking of a lot of crap, getting five million people to wait in line to use 5,000 no-flush port-o-lets was “historic.” —Obama Waste Disposal Committee

 And I thought all those millions of people in Washington were there to witness the “historic” swearing in of the nation’s first Delawarian vice president. —Scott Ott at Scrappleface

The Barack Market’s dive since the election was also “historic.” —Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes

Pissing over-taxed payers’ money down a rat hole with our Bailout Boondoggle has been “historic.” —Dysfunctional DemocRATS in Congress

Getting Monday off for Martin Luther King Day and Tuesday for Obama’s Coronation with pay was really “historic.” —City Hall Slackers

How “historic” was the number of idiots willing to pay their own way to Washington for Obama’s Coronation? —Dainty DemocRAT Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory

Getting white, guilt-ridden, Volvo-driving, Birkenstock-wearing, bottled-water-drinking liberals to buy single-layer half sheet cakes with the Obama family picture on it for $32.95 was “historic.” —Busken’s

 P.S. There will be a huge half-off sale on some items we may have left over starting tomorrow.

If any of those Kneepad Liberals in the Press had mentioned the fact that Martin Luther King was a Republican, that would’ve been historic. —National Black Republican Association

Replacing disgraced Ohio RINO Party Chairman Boob Bennett was “historic.”—Kevin DeWussie

My lack of support from Ohio RINOs for my effort to return the Republican National Committee to its roots has been “historic.” —Buckwheat Blackwell

Support for my effort to replace Senator RINOvich other than in the incredibly Shrinking Fishwrap have not exactly been “historic.” —Loser Lobbyist Rob “Fighting for Future Failures” Portman

My big losses in last year’s election when Hamilton County turned “Blue” was indeed ‘historic.” —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex Triantafilou (pronounced (Old “Blue Face”)

 The number of Republican souls I’ve been able to purchase lately has truly been “historic.” Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced-DemocRAT Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley

 How about the “historic” size of my  property tax reduction, arranged for by my long-time friend, the Disingenuous DemocRAT Hamilton County Auditor (who was permitted to run unopposed by the RINOs at 700 Walnut Street)? —Bill “The Ethnic Cleanser” Seitz  

How “historic” was telling that Earl Butz joke on Obama’s Coronation? —WLW Radio’s Racist in Residence Bill Cunningham

We liked it when Willie said “Today was the blackest inauguration in history.” —NAALCP

If Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders comes out with a special This Week in Kenton Circuit Court for Obama’s Coronation featuring criminals wearing Obama t-shirts like they did in Chicago, would that be “historic? — Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

Today we’re serving Obama baloney to celebrate the “historic” occasion. —Terry the Smiling Jailer” Carl

When does John McCain get his inauguration? —TV 19 News  

Now you know why I finally had enough of those morons. —Jack Atherton

Some vile-and-disgusting items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers.

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         Sometimes The Blower makes fun of Obama Supporters in the Press to show that unfair-and-biased hacks will not be tolerated in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t having an O-basm over Obama’s Coronation today. 

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