THURSDAY, JUNE 22, 2017
Hope You Remembered To Pay Your Property Taxes On Tuesday, Everybody!
Payment for your Hamilton County Property Taxes had to be post-marked by midnight on Tuesday, 24 minutes before the Summer Solstice, and tax preparers all over Hamilton County were busy all last weekend helping over-taxed property owners complete their complicated tax forms. And it’s no wonder, since some people’s property taxes are included with their mortgage payments, and they never actually see how much they’re paying for those fools in schools and all those other taxes that are included. That’s why The Blower always says “Everybody should have to write a really big check on Property Tax Day,” and “They should hold elections for those officials on the same day people have to pay for all those taxes.”
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Gerald Barzan’s, “Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.”
First, there are school taxes. Could you believe you would ever approve paying that much for all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, walking around these days? The next big chunk of your cash goes to the City, Village, or Township where you live. Then come all your other taxes for such things as a Joint Vocational School (wherever the hell that is), County General Fund, Public Library, Family Service/Treatment, Health and Hospital Care for the Indigent, Mental Health Levy, Development Disabilities, Park District, Crime Information Center, Children Services, Senior Services, Cincinnati Zoo so they don’t kill all the gorillas, and the Museum Center.
It’s a shame we don’t have an effective local “Anti-Tax” Organization to talk about such things because they’re too busy these days raking in big bucks for taking cases to the U.S. Supreme protecting politicians’ Right to Lie, and our good friend Bunky Tadwell (the Bard of Cleves) says, “The worst part about your property taxes is that they never seem to go down, and never does anybody else I know.”
Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering says if you forget to use one of those new discounted forever postage stamps when you mail in your “Jacked-Up Taxes and your payment is returned due to insufficient postage, our Disingenuous DemocRAT Double-Dipping DemocRAT Obama-loving County Auditor will still publish your name in The Fishwrap, along with all those other deadbeats, and then charge you humongous fine for being a little late, too.”
CH Snitch at 1000 Main Street also remembers 26 years ago in The Whistleblower, then-Hamilton County Treasurer Wayne F. Wilke also sent his warmest regards to the troops serving in the Gulf War, but at least Wayne gave our guys 11 extra days to pay.
Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1973, President Richard Nixon’s advisor, H.R. Haldeman, told the president to put pressure on the head of the FBI to “stay the hell out of this [Watergate burglary investigation] business” and Nixon’s legacy would be assured, just like Obama’s and his trusty Attorney General Loretta Lynch’s, who by the way, is looking more like John Mitchell every day. And Our Quote for Today Committee says Richard Nixon really said, “When the President does it, that means that it is not illegal.”
Perhaps that’s why Crooked Hillary believed she was qualified to be the next Liar-in-Chief. Maybe one of our local Kneepad Liberals in the Press would’ve asked her, that is if she ever showed up in Cincinnati for a campaign appearance at the over-taxed payer funded Museum Center last June. After all, she’d already blown off two money grubbing fund-raisers (with contribution levels ranging from $1,000 to $33,400) at Diminutive DemocRAT Cincinnati Mayor John Cranley’s wife’s house at that time.
Gossip Columnist Linda Libel remembers that time when three different people at the Hyde Park Kroger store cell phoned her to say they thought they saw “Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters wearing short shorts and a red jersey in the Baby Food and Diapers section. Somehow, those people must’ve though there was some “news” connected with that sighting.
ARE ALL THE CHARACTERS THE WHISTLEBLOWER WRITES ABOUT REAL? Yesterday, a Person of Consequence we’ll call Duffy “The Big Spanky Slayer” Beischel thought he recognized a strange similarity between yesterday’s fictional “Seediest Kid of All” (“Little Greggie” Delev) and an ostracized Anderson Township resident he once knew. Perhaps Duffy forgot that The Whistleblower is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental even if they both have the same name, especially running mates of Masturbating Township Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien.
FINALLY, AT TODAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, a political insider was asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why most people don’t get as upset on Property Tax Days as they do on the big April 15 Tax Day. “Most people’s property taxes are included with their mortgage payments,” Kane explained. “So they never see how much they’re paying for those fools in schools and all those other taxes that are included.” That’s why The Blower always says everybody should have to write a really big check on Tax Day, and they should hold elections on the same day people have to pay their taxes. Do you think our elected officials would go along with that?”
Today’s Whistleblower is brought to you by a generous “in-kind” donation during our June fund-raising drive by Bankruptcy Attorney Robert A. Goering (who claims he’s no relation to Hermann), for helping him get a little publicity for that part-time job he has at the Hamilton County Courthouse.
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