Tag Archives: Children’s Book Depicts Gay Black Santa

Special “Thursday’s Tactics” E-dition

Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 21, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— TONIGHT’S TOP TEN LIST —

Tonight It’s The Top Ten Lies Dishonest DemocRATS (And Their Willing Accomplices-In-The Press) Told To Scare People About The GOP Tax Cuts:

10. The GOP Tax Bill will give trillions to the wealthy while raising taxes on the middle class

9. The GOP Tax Bill is “Armageddon”

8. The GOP Tax Bill Is the End Of The World

7. The GOP Tax Bill will raise your taxes

6. The GOP Tax Bill will hurt working-class families

5. The GOP Tax Bill is Racist

4. The GOP Tax Bill is Sexist

3. The GOP Tax Bill is Homophobic

2. The GOP Tax Bill will tank the Stock Market

And the Number One Lie Dishonest DemocRATS And Their Willing Accomplices-In-The Press Told To Scare People About The GOP Tax Cuts Was…  Republicans Cause Cancer.

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

DemocrRATS’ Fear Mongering On GOP Tax Cut Plan


Trump’s Tax Cuts Reminiscent Of Ronald Reagan


Hillary Supporters Like Trump’s Tax Plan

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

DOJ Attorney General Sessions Announced Today That Hillary’s Uranium One Dealings Are Under Review.

TO SEE MORE BEN GARRISON ILLUSTRATIONS, CLICK HERE

— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

TO SEE MORE PHOTO SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS FROM EDWARD CROPPER, CLICK HERE

— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

Children’s Book Depicts Gay Black Santa

NEW YORK (World News Bureau) – A children’s picture book depicting Santa Clause as a black homosexual is drawing national attention. 

‘Santa’s A Homo’ was recently featured on a CNN segment promoting the book as a perfect gift to give young children this Christmas. The show prompted a firestorm of criticism for the book’s bastardization of a character who in real life was a beloved straight Caucasian Catholic saint.

The book features Santa and his ‘husband’ celebrating Christ’s birthday by ‘hiding the yule log’ and ‘having fun with mistletoe.’

TO SEE MORE BIG HAIRY NEWSCLICK HERE

EEOC Defines Women’s Perfume Non-Verbal Sexual Assault

The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC), a federal agency that administers and enforces civil rights laws against workplace discrimination, has recently amended its guidelines on sexual harassment by adding women’s perfume as an especially hazardous subcategory of invisible sexual assault. (MORE)

TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE, CLICK HERE

White House Sets Up Fake Twitter App On Trump’s Phone

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a move to protect national security interests and even the fate of the entire world, White House aides recently sneaked into Donald Trump’s bedroom, stole his iPhone, and replaced the official Twitter app with a new, fake Twitter app that tricks the President into thinking his tweets are being seen by the whole world. (MORE)

TO HEAR MORE BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE, CLICK HERE

Paul Ryan Confident American People Will Warm Up To Tax Plan Once They Realize Life Is A Cruel And Meaningless Farce

WASHINGTON—Saying the current disapproval would soon give way to support, House Speaker Paul Ryan was confident Thursday that the American people will warm up to the new tax plan once they realize life is a cruel and meaningless farce. “Although it may not be very popular now, I’m certain that… Continue Reading

TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE ONION, CLICK HERE

Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters

— HERE’S HOW YOU CAN SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE FAKE NEWS SITE

The Whistleblower Newswire Is The Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 330. There Are Now Only 1,054 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.