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Special “Conservative Countdowns” E-dition

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 4, 2017
First, we have our big countdown clock showing how many days, hours, minutes, and seconds we have remaining until Donald Trump can begin to undo all the damage Obama’s done to America during the last eight years.

Then there are 308 days until we see if Diminutive DemocRAT John Cranley can keep his job as Mayor of Cincinnati.

In 674 days, we’ll see if Chabothead and Wenstrup are helping Donald Trump Make America Great Again so they can keep their overpaid jobs in Congress.

In 1,036 days it’ll be “Dee Day” in Anderson when Airheaded Andersonians can attempt to undo their stupidity when they voted “In Russ We Trust” Jackson out of office.

In only 1,400 more days, Donald J. Trump will be given the task of making America even greater when he wins re-election.

But in only three more days, it’ll be Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Super Secret Surprise Birthday Party, with all those celebrity guests.

And as we all know, Kane has been busy these days working with the various parts of the Trump transition team selecting fellow conservative patriots who are willing to go to Washington to help our new President return to over-taxed payers the power taken from them in recent years by the Leftists. This week our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher has been auditioning talent to entertain at the various Inaugural Events, and wondering why nobody’s found a place for all of those vile-and-disgusting comedians from Donald Trump’s Comedy Central Roast. Some of those one liners were really good.