THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2018
Trump’s 829th Day In Office
How Ordinary Americans Are Coping With Nearly $3-per-gallon Gasoline
With Disingenuous DemocRATS and RINO Republicans on Capitol Hill not doing a damn thing about skyrocketing fuel costs, hundreds of Whistleblower subscribers have already e-mailed us their thoughtful comments to tell us how they are coping with nearly $3-per-gallon gasoline.
They say we should be fighting back against high gas prices and the politicians who will make them higher still. They’re already petitioning Congress to act immediately to lower gasoline prices by authorizing the more exploration of proven energy reserves to reduce the chance that we could once again become dependent on foreign energy sources from unstable countries.
At the same time, here’s a representative sampling from some of those other those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their “Fake News” from our Trump-Bashing Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19,s who do not understand the world around them.
MAMA MARUSKA, RETIRED HOMEMAKER: I only believe what I read in the Morning Fishwrap, like all those fair-and-balanced news reports that say we should trust whatever Liberals and environmentalists tell us.
NORMA RASHID, FORMER TV5 ANCHORWOMAN: I’m still just sitting home alone waiting for Charlie to call.
LINDA LIBEL, GOSSIP COLUMNIST: If The Blower would only forget about covering the political campaigns, maybe they could find more space to update some of my salacious scandals and coverage of the trial of that disgraced Anderson Township Trustee for masturbating in a Wellborn woman’s car after she gave him a ride home from a party. People would still like to know if he’s up to his old tricks.
REVERUM CALHOUN, MINISTER: Who cares how many white pastors defied the IRS on Pulpit Freedom Sunday when they preached politics from their platforms. I’m just waiting for Dishonest DemocRATS to pay me to tell my congregation to vote for Hillary. Besides, Obama’s half Black, andHalf Black Lives Matter.
SEEDY DIEHL, NORTHERN KENTUCKY HOMELESS GUY LIVING UNDER THE BRIDGE: Always make sure you have a midget hiding in the trunk of your car, so he can jump out at the gas station and switch nozzles to your gas tank while you distract other drivers waiting for their cars to fill up.
CH SNITCH, 1000 MAIN STREET: Does anybody remember the 2016 Memorial Day Weekend? The Hamilton County RINO Party said all party hacks were gladly volunteering to walk door-to-door campaigning for Donald Trump, Steve Chabothead, and “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup, along with Commissioner Candidates Andy Pappas and Dennis Deters, because that’s the only way Republicans would be able to win the presidency and keep control of the Hamilton County Courthouse in November.
EARL PITTS, TAXIDERMIST: Township Trustee Andrew Pappas says it’s OK for me to ride my bush hog home at night.
REAL AMERICANS HOT LINE
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Some focus group comments in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally unfocused subscribers.