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Another “Friday’s Features” E-dition

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FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 2018

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

—  Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story —

Was The Blower Right Last Night When We Asked If Obama’s Holdover FBI Was Too Busy Covering Up For Crooked Hillary And Creating False Facts To Frame Donald Trump To Follow Up On A Routine Referral Or What?!

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet  —

LAURA INGRAHAM: New Russia Indictments Have White House Cheering


TUCKER CARLSON: Carter Page Reacts To Russia Meddling Indictments

PAM BONDI: FBI Director Wray Has A Lot Of Explaining To Do

How to Survive an Active Shooter or Terrorist Attack – Animation

— QUOTE OF THE DAY —Jeff Sessions: “No Department Is Perfect”

— TONIGHT’S MEDIA MOMENT —

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Leak”

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)

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Pence Reaches Out To Gay Olympic Skater

PYEONGCHANG, South Korea (Big Hairy News) – Vice President Pence reached out to Adam Rippon by social media today after the gay figure skater repeatedly publicly trashed him and President Trump. 

“We’re both on the same team, and I wanted him to know that. Of course, I’m referring to both of us being American, not, well, you know,” Pence told reporters.

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 Mass Murderer: ‘It Was MY Turn!’

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God Decides To Cut All Toxic People Out Of His Life; 7.5 Billion Dead

  TO HEAR MORE BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE, CLICK HEREFBI Quickly Follows Up On Tip About Potentially Dangerous Man Who Killed 17 In School ShootingTO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE ONION, CLICK HERE

Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Political Posters

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