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Special “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition

 

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TODAY IS
FRIDAY, JUNE 11, 2020
TRUMP’S ONE-HUNDRED-AND FORTY-SECOND DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S WHY FLAG DAY WON’T BE CELEBRATED IN JOKE BIDEN*S AMERICA
LIMERICKRemembering What Ronald Reagan said: “When we honor our flag, we honor what we stand for as a nation—freedom, equality, justice, and hope.”

This week, everybody who’s outraged at the lack of Flag Day coverage because all forms of patriotism have been canceled during the Joke Biden* Administration e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.  

The winner is Freddy Furl, who’s held flag-raising ceremonies at his house every day since Trump was elected.

Freddy wins a Gift Card From The Overpriced Trump Store: Featuring Trump Posters, “Don’t Blame Me I Voted For Trump” T-Shirts, Where It’s 20% Off All Trump Hats For Father’s Day. Plus, Freddy Gets To Sign A Birthday Card For Trump Without Having To Make A Donation.

Freddy’s winning limerick is:

What’s So Special About Flag Day This Year?
The Left’s long-range plans are now clear
So we’ve got to be smart
And find a good place to start
If we saw payback for riots, we’d cheer
Meanwhile, Perturbed In Park Hills Says
What’s So Special About Flag Day This Year?
Soros’ guerillas are trying to steer

America into barbarism
With their “anti-fascist” nihilism.

The Stars and Stripes makes them see bloody red:
They wish every Trump supporter was dead.

This year we also have George “Rap Sheet” Floyd,
For whom many stooges are now deployed

Against “racist” police brutality
Because of one bad cop’s lethality.

Virtue-signaling: the new flag is waving,
At the end of the US they are paving.

Self-righteous morons are filling the streets:
Useful idiots for evil elites.

Wanna take a knee? Go to church and pray
That Americans won’t be led astray

By these agents of violence and fear.
To our traditions let’s firmly adhere


And This Year, Perturbed Added:
What’s So Special About Flag Day This Year?
Flying our flag should make you shed a tear.
Countless soldiers died for the Stars and Stripes
From every walk of life: you know the types.
Willing to make the final sacrifice
To defeat our foes, no matter the price.
But this year, the traitor in the White House
A clown with the character of a louse,
Signs the orders for Obama’s third term
To destroy America, and confirm
The power of the enemy within
To send our freedom into a tailspin.

This cabal of thugs hates what we stand for
They’ve infiltrated us through the back door.
Now we’ve got our backs up against the wall
We’ve fallen under a Communist pall.
Where is the resistance to this treason?
Is patriotism out of season?
We need a plan to combat this danger:
Can Trump be our heroic game-changer?
(His birthday happens to be June 14:
That’s a good omen for this sorry scene.)
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“To Honor Dad On This Father’s Day?

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