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Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition

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FRIDAY, JUNE 10, 2016

America’s New Hate Speech

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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane has often said political correctness is running amok in America these days, and that’s why the 2016 Elections were not only about correcting ALL of Obama’s mistakes, attempting to secure fair reporting from the Liberal news media, and making sure Republicans got the leadership they voted for, but it also meant President Trump would be joining the Whistleblower’s War Against Political  Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal Propaganda Media, while Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press continued to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance their Liberal Agenda.

How bad had it gotten? The Blower remembers when Comedian Jerry Seinfeld claimed he was so fed up with political correctness he wouldn’t even perform on college campuses because America’s higher education institutions had become “so PC.” Those campuses have seemingly become so politically correct that not even comedy is safe from students’ perpetual outrage.

Come to think of it, maybe that’s why Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane hasn’t been asked to deliver a commencement address at an Ivy League University lately.image003

Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

       image006 Why, it’s none other than Jerry Seinfeld, who’s argued that political correctness is “creepy” and that people who believe in it “didn’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.” Speaking on “Late Night with Seth Meyers,” Seinfeld said the young people don’t know what words such as “sexist” really mean. “They just want to use these words: ‘That’s racist’. ‘That’s sexist’. ‘That’s prejudice,'” he said. “They don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.”

That’s why The Blower is honored to select up-and-coming comedians like Jerry Seinfeld to be this week’s politically incorrect guest editor and choose three politically incorrect items plus a politically incorrect Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.image003

MATH QUIZ by Albert Einstein
image007This really works and will only take you about ten seconds!!!

Amazing it really works this is my all-time favorite movie.

I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my computations.

Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie EVER!

DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom

You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is

1. Pick a number from 1-9.

2. Multiply that number by 3.

3. Add 3.

4. Multiply by 3 again.

5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second
digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:

Movie List:
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
Now, isn’t that something?image003

A NEWLY DEFINED DISEASE by Dr. Medd at the Center for Disease Control

image008I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to your e-mails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my Doctors informed me that I have an acute case of PIST-AWF. For those of you who do not know what PIST-AWF is, PIST-AWF is a Newly Defined Disease that is Found to be Widespread and Highly Contagious.

January, 2015 – Doctors at the CDC have released a statement this month disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as “Post Islamic Stress Trauma with
Apologetic War Fatigue” or (PIST-AWF).

Symptoms include:
* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing our President pander to Muslim terrorists.

* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.

* Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing Muslims murdering innocent people.

* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.

* Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself. The official designation for “Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue” is PIST-AWF.

If you feel you are PIST-AWF, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected the cure will be available in November of 2016. Yes, I am PIST-AWF.image003

A LETTER TO THE AIRLINES
image010Dump the male flight Attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with YOUNG good-looking strippers! What the hell!! They don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a “party atmosphere” going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win – win situation if we handle it right — a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn’t Bush or Obama think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clintonimage003

AND A QUICKIE By Our Good Friend Bobby Leach

image012Essential difference between liberals & conservatives is that liberals could not exist without conservatives defending their freedom and support them economically.
Conservatives on the other hand could exist live quite well without liberals.

Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 243 different websites for the production of today’s Blower.

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image003Whistleblower Web Poll
image019This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said most Apathetic Americans would be spending Flag Day next Tuesday:

(A) Reviewing their books on Flag Etiquette: 2%
            (B) Learning the proper way to fold a flag: 1%
            (C) Peeing in a public swimming pool: 1%
            (D) Watching Desecrating DemocRAT David A. Pepper burn Old Glory: 96%!

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WHISTLEBLOWER WAR ON POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HOT LINE

E-mail your right-wing zingers today.
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Some politically insensitive items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally politically insensitive subscribers.image003

WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY

In Denmark, just across the border of Northern Germany, there are a couple of “Fleggard” Supermarkets (similar to Costco), where you can find everything a lot cheaper than in Germany. For this commercial, more than 100 Danish skydivers jumped from a plane in free-fall, forming the ad text, “SIEMENS washing machine for only 269 Euros.”

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