Thursday, May 23, 2013

Our Investigation Continues

• Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says investigation into Monday’s possible hacking of the Whistleblower-Newswire website continues, with every lead possible being followed-up. The IRS says, “We prefer to ask questions, not answer them.” Meanwhile… Persons of Consequence can’t get over how The Fishwrap is trying to cover-up the IRS Scandal (“Perfect Storm that led to the IRS fiasco.”)

Thomas Hagedorn (not one of The Blower’s Faux Facebook “Friends”) says the article was total and complete nonsense, as has been most of The Fishwrap’s coverage of the IRS targeting of the TEA Party. If this was just a simple case of a rogue division within the IRS – acting on it own and just making stupid decisions – why didn’t this also affect left-wing 501 c 4s? Not one of those organizations had their application delayed. Not one. And how about 501 c 5s (unions)? No complaints from them, either. And gee, wasn’t that a coincidence that it continued until the 2012 election was over? No, if it walks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and looks like a duck, IT’S A FREAKING DUCK! It is obvious to anyone with an IQ 5 points above a cucumber that Obama and his Chicago thugs ordered a political hit on his political enemies. By the way, lots of conservatives have been personally audited also. I know some of them.

Now I know what it is like to live in a banana republic, where your civil rights – freedom of speech, freedom of religion, right to petition your government, right to assemble, and right to due process – can be so flagrantly violated, while the state-run press looks the other way and even “investigates” the wronged parties. It’s a great country, isn’t it?

Nixon’s “I am not a crook” statement has now been replaced by Obama, Holder, Clinton, and Miller’s (IRS head) “I know nothing.” When you think about it, that is probably pretty accurate.

That’s why The Blower thinks local news coverage should’ve been like Major Rufus Todd’s front-page editorials in the Liberty Weekly Gazette in the 1940 “Jesse James” movies: “If we are ever to have law and order in Cincinnati we’re going to have to take out all those Obama-lovin’ IRS agents and shoot them down like dogs.”

• TEA PARTY PROTESTS: Tuesday, TEA Party Patriots across the country claiming they’ve been targeted by Obama’s IRS gathered in front of their local Federal Buildings. In Cincinnati, they held a big “Reign in the IRS Rally” at noon on Fountain Square, after which they were supposed to storm the IRS Offices in the Federal Building with torches and pitchforks and drag all those Obama-Loving TEA-Party Targeting IRS Agents back to Fountain Square for a little non-partisan tar-and-feathering. Waving such signs as “Internal Revenge Service” and some wearing Colonial-era attire, some were hoping to get on national TV again.

The Cincinnati TEA Party even has lots of pictures on its web page.

TEA Party Tom says the rally against the IRS was really good except for all the leeches trying to take credit for it. Alex T. and the GOP machine (the little engine that couldn’t) was smiles all around and shaking hands with everyone like he had something to do with it. But what was worse were the paid hacks from the Ohio RINO Party circulating clipboards to get protesters’ names on a list to fight OBAMA. Boy, a fat lot of good they did trying to defeat OBAMA did last year.

Also not reported is that the DHS appears to have finally found a use for all those bullets it’s been buying. At a TEA Party protest outside the IRS building there were no regular police – only armed Homeland Security guards. The GESTAPOBAMA actually followed ABC News reporters through the Cincinnati IRS Office

At the same time, Obama-loving Fishwrapper Bowdeya Tweh filed White House approved updates on Twitter, while Ohio Pundit offered somewhat more positive coverage.

• HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says today in 1856, Southern Congressman Preston Brooks savagely beat Northern Senator Charles Sumner in the halls of Congress as tensions rose over the expansion of slavery. No wonder Obama’s staying out of that place these days.
• IN OHIO’S SECOND DISTRICT: Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup sent out an e-mail asking his constituents to contact him with any information they have about IRS abuses, and make donations in the amounts of $25, $50, or $100 to help him continue the fight to protect America’s founding principles.
• IN COLUMBUS: Ohio Republican Party Chairman-elect Matt Borges announced a new website “SilentDemocrats.com.” This new site asks Ohioans to join in calling on Ohio’s DemocRAT leaders to condemn the spiraling out-of-control scandals of the Obama Administration. Does Matt know The Whistleblower Motto or what?
• AMBULANCE ALERT: The first local class action lawsuit against the IRS we’ve seen was filed by David Langdon. We’re not sure if David was first in the nation, but according to Courthouse News Service, we’re he sure didn’t waste much time.

• TORNADO UPDATE: It took Despicable DemocRATS exactly five minutes to politicize Oklahoma’s deadliest tornado in American history. Senator Sheldon Whitehouse blamed the tornado on global warming and comedian Lizz Winstead tweeted “This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.” Both, we understand, have since apologized.
• BACK IN THE ‘NATTI: Our City Hall Snitch says with the City of Cincinnati facing mass layoffs of police officers, City Mangler Doughboy Honey is praising Fourteen Star Police Chief James Craig for being able to address the rank-and-file (who Craig says have long faces because their super-star is leaving) long standing concerns about obtaining new uniforms (ala LAPD style) and their working hours. Craig’s solution was to spend $1,000,000+ on new uniforms so our officers will no longer be targets (of whom?) in those white shirts and white hats. Forget the high visibility of our cops in large crowds, (i.e. this weekend’s Taste of Cincinnati) or on regular patrol. Try to find a cop in a crowd now – hell no, they can simply blend in and don’t have to hide when they decide to have a little play time and they look like TV land cops now…oh BOY! Now there’s real change and a bright solution to the rank-and-file concerns about uniforms. By the way, 10 or more of you rank-and-filers will now need to be laid off, which on the other hand means your concern about the uniform being a target has been solved!

Whistleblower Alternative Life-Styles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis also report Clown-cilgay Chris Squealback, Cincinnati’s first openly homosexual council member, was honored at the White House as a 2013 Champion of Sodomy on Tuesday. It certainly wasn’t for his fiscal responsibility.

• IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says 22 years ago this week (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town), Edition #51, which came out on April 21, 1991 featured the reason Queen Elizabeth II would not be visiting Cincinnati during her visit to Kentucky.
• BLUEGRASS BARRISTERS: Members of the Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) say Crazy Eric is in trouble again. Friendly Fascist attorney Chris Finney sued and obtained a default judgment against Crazy when he and his “partners” failed to pay after leasing office space in Anderson. Crazy’s third party complaint against one of his rotating cast of “partners” claims he has no responsibility. Some partnership — somebody should report him to the Cincinnati Bar Association for holding himself out as a true partnership instead of what he’s obviously doing — franchising his dubious name to even sadder lawyers.
• EXPLOITING THE DEAD: With Memorial Day coming up, our Angry Andersonian writes: Has anyone noticed that our Anderson Park District is obsessed with death? I’m not talking preventing death, I’m talking commemorating death and trying to squeeze every penny it can out of folks because of death. I will give you four examples:

(1) They hold a 5K run every year. It is not the “Run for Parks” which would be somewhat legitimate. It is the “Run to Remember” someone’s death. And they encourage folks who know someone who died to pay an entry fee and run in the memory of that person. Result, the Park district gets money and every time you recall the deceased you remember how out of shape you were during that run you did for them. You may also remember that the deceased will NOT be returning the favor for your memory.

(2) The Marcus Fiesel playground. Folks will no doubt remember the tragedy of poor little Marcus Fiesel, murdered in his Clermont County home and his body was burned beyond recognition in Brown County. As a matter of fact, there is no evidence he was ever in Anderson Township or a park in the township. Yet, before the ashes of his burned body were cold, the Anderson Park District hit the Bill Cunningham show to announce a fund drive to raise money using poor little Marcus Fiesel’s death as the rallying cry. Result, the Park District got the money and Marcus Fiesel was used and some would say his name and memory abused so rich Anderson Township yoofs could have a nice playground that Marcus would not have even been allowed to set foot on.

(3) The Fireman’s Memorial Statue at the entrance of Beech Acres Park. It’s just another stunt to use the unfortunate and sometimes heroic deaths of local firefighters to raise funds to their memory in a park in a township that they could not even afford to live in. Result, the Park District gets the money and the dead firefighters get used to raise money for parks for someone else.

(4) The new Juilfs Park playground is being built. In order to raise funds the Anderson Park District board came up with a NEW idea, why don’t they use the deaths of loved ones to raise money? How unique! So for $100 you can purchase a leaf on a fake tree at the new playground. $200 gets you a small apple to dedicate to a loved deceased person or what the heck, your pet even; $500 buys a medium sized apple and for $1,000, you get a large apple. Mind you this is a fake artificial tree in a park. Most folks think of real trees and flowers when they think of a park, but not Anderson Park District. They think of how to make money off death by turning something as basic as an apple tree into a cash register. Result, the Park District makes money and you get to pay for you loved one’s name in a fake artificial tree in a park full of real trees and knowing how they love to tear up things at the Anderson Park District just to use tax levy money to rebuilt it again, how long do you think your memorial tree leaf will really last?

This of course is all really sad, but you have to hand it to the Anderson Park District: once they seize upon the idea that death pays, and a willing uninformed citizenry has coughed up the bucks, the Park District is making laughing all the way to the bank.

• FINALLY AT YESTERDAY’S BRIBE LUNCH where a politician was trying to get some unsubstantiated rumors about his opponent in The Blower, Charles Foster Kane was asked about Obama’s IRS Scandal where the IRS internal investigation ended six months before 2012 election, and was hidden from Congress and the number of IRS Employees formally reprimanded for targeting Conservatives is “ZERO.” All those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Supporters who re-elected Obama have exactly the kind of government deserve. Unfortunately, so do the rest of us.

Front Page Mag is calling Obama a “Serial Liar.” That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Will Rogers’ “If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.” If you injected truth into the teleprompter during one of Obama’s speeches, there would be nothing left but an empty chair.

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OBAMA SCANDAL HOT LINE

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Link of the Day

Lois Lerner Takes the Fifth (Or Did She?)- 5/22/2013

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Too Many Coincidences

• Less than a day after The Blower posted Monday’s “Bullseye on the Blower” E-dition where we reported the possibility of Beloved Whistleblower Publish Charles Foster Kane’s being targeted by Obama’s IRS, Persons of Consequence logging on to the Whistleblower Newswire began reporting receiving the following Error Message:

Forbidden: You don’t have permission to access /2013/05/19/special-bulls-eye-on-the-blower-e-dition/ on this server.

Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

What a coincidence!

• Monday at 5:43 PM EDT, Kane received an e-mail from Go-Daddy.com (which provides hosting for The Blower) advising that it was necessary for their hosting team to perform maintenance on your hosting account, whistleblower-newswire.com. During this emergency maintenance window our web page content might not be available and their administrators were working to restore access to your hosting account content as soon as possible. The window for this so-called maintenance would be from May 20, 2013 2:30 PM MST to May 21, 2013 2:30 pm MST, well after the TEA Party’s anti-IRS Rally on Fountain Square that The Blower had planned to cover live with streaming video.

Another coincidence?

• Presently, The Blower is back on line. Go-Daddy has advised us that our account was “not hacked,” and they have not been taken over by Obama’s IRS. And if you believe The Fishwrap, it was a “Perfect Storm that led to the IRS fiasco.” What a load of crap that was!
• A third coincidence? We think not! That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Emma Bull’s “Coincidence is the word we use when we can’t see the levers and pulleys.”

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

• Was Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane really surprised this past weekend to learn he was being audited? —Mid-Level Snitches at the Cincinnati IRS Office
• And how surprised was The Blower when these folks showed up Monday morning? —Artis Conception
• The order came straight from the Obama Re-election Campaign. —An Anonymous Cincinnati IRS Official
• Kane never should’ve used the 40th anniversary of the Watergate Hearings in the US Senate to ask Blower readers to send all their information about IRS misconduct to help Obama get re-elected in 2012 so The Blower could turn it over to investigators on the House Ways and Means Committee. —G. Gordon Liddy
• We wanted copies of that same information so I can begin holding hourly press conferences to report progress in my own investigation of all those Obama Supporters in the Cincinnati IRS Office for possible state civil rights violations. —Republican Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWaking Joe” Deters
• The IRS was not hacking The Blower’s website on Monday. We were just doing some unscheduled maintenance and forgot to tell anybody. —Go-Daddy.com
• Last week may have been the worst week of Obama’s presidency, but we still published a poll saying his job approval rose. —Obama Supporters at CNN
• On this date in 2000, the bones of President James Garfield’s spine were on display at the National Museum of Health and Medicine, but since then, there’s been little evidence of any lawmakers’ spines in the nation’s capital. —Hurley the Historian
• Please don’t ask why we say profiling is OK when Conservatives are the ones being profiled. —Liberal Pundits on TV
• My question isn’t about who is going to resign. My question is who’s going to jail over this scandal? —GOP House Speaker John Boehner
• The Obama Administration did not time the IRS news to distract from the Benghazi scandal. No kidding. —Obama’s White House SpokesDweeb Jay Cardboard
• Isn’t it curious that between now and June 9, there are no Obama scandal committee hearings scheduled in the House of Representatives? —Obama Bashers
• With so many White House scandals (and new ones popping up every day), wouldn’t it be nice if Obama went on ESPN and mapped them all on a bracket? See your full-size version here. —ESPN
• The White House might not have commanded Internal Revenue agents to target conservative groups, but a “culture of intimidation throughout the administration” made them think it was acceptable. —Republican Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell
• Sometimes you’d even think the Obama White House acts like it wants to be Nixonian. —Bob Woodward
• We don’t want Obama impeached. We tried it with the Pants-Dropper-in-Chief and look how that worked out. Maybe we should just tie Obama up in dozens of criminal investigations for the next 1,339 days so that he has no time for anything other than defending himself. —Ken Starr and his staff
• If Congress was half-way serious about preventing people from being targeted by the IRS, instead of just using the latest scandal to continue their own perks and privileges and raise money to get themselves re-elected, they should just pass a Flat Tax or a National Sales Tax to raise all the revenue they’d ever need to run the country and send all those Obama-loving weasels at the IRS packing. —IRS Bashers

• I personally know 15 people who wrote out big checks to Mitt Romney and within 90 days got IRS Audit Notices. —WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham
• Isn’t it funny that Obama’s IRS official in charge of the tax-exempt office during the targeting of TEA Party groups is now charge of the Obama’s IRS’ health care office? —Fox News
• What difference does it make anyway? —Hillary
• Are those rogue IRS agents in Cincinnati checking to see if people approve of same-sex marriage? —Ohio US Senator Rob “Fighting for Fancy Boys” Portman
• But it’s not just Obama’s failures, or the mendacity of our Obama Supporters in the Press. The Liberal Culture continues to devolve America, and all of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Supporters who re-elected Obama deserve a big part of the credit, too, along with all of the people who didn’t vote, but should have. —Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus
• That’s why we chose Joseph de Maistre’s “Every nation gets the government it deserves.”
• TEA Party Patriots across the country claiming they’ve been targeted by Obama’s IRS, should all gather Downtown at noon tomorrow, since Cincinnati is now “the epicenter of their violations of freedom.” —TEA Party Central
• How long will it be before the media discovers that the head of the Miami Township TEA Party Larry Heller is actually a former Cincinnati IRS employee himself? How can Heller and his cronies in the Clermont County TEA Party possibly indict the IRS without implicating Heller and the sweet retirement benefits he is collecting from the IRS as he slings mud at them? —Clermont Crusaders
• We could wave signs and flags and wear funny hats at a big “Reign in the IRS Rally” at noon on Fountain Square, then storm the IRS Offices in the Federal Building with torches and pitchforks and drag all those Obama-Loving TEA-Party Targeting IRS Agents back to Fountain Square for a little non-partisan tar-and-feathering. —Local TEA Party Guys looking for face time on national TV
• Wouldn’t it be funny if all those IRS Protesters marched over to the IRS Processing Center in Covington instead? —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

Whistleblower Official Weekly Disclaimer

Sometimes The Blower exposes IRS abuses to show that targeting TEA Party organizations because of their political views is not acceptable in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t an Obama Supporter.

This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially everybody working in the Obama Administration.

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Link of the Day

Saturday Night Live” Opening Sketch: “Al Sharpton” Takes On IRS Scandal

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More IRS Inquisitions

During the past ten days, we’ve been hearing hundreds of horror stories about Conservative victims of political persecution at the hands of Obama Supporters in the Cincinnati IRS office. Maybe Republicans are trying to keep Obama’s IRS Scandal in the news by finally using the Disingenuous DemocRATS’ tactics against them and start parading victims of Obama’s IRS witch-hunt before the cameras in tear-jerking fashion to advance their agenda.

So it should come as little surprise to Persons of Consequence on the Whistleblower Extra Special Private E-mail List to learn that during this past weekend, several of our mid-level snitches at the Cincinnati IRS office let us know not to be too surprised if Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane got himself audited.

Hurley the Historian says maybe Kane shouldn’t have used the 40th anniversary of the Watergate Hearings in the US Senate to ask our readers to send us all their information about IRS misconduct to help Obama get re-elected in 2012, so we could turn it over to investigators on the House Ways and Means Committee, along with copies of that same information to Republican Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWaking Joe” Deters, who can hardly wait to begin holding hourly press conferences to report progress in his own investigation of all those Obama Supporters in the Cincinnati IRS Office for possible state civil rights violations.

Our invaluable informants also told us to expect daily calls from the IRS GESTAPOBAMA demanding more information about our contributors, Faux Facebook Friends, and Whistleblower Persons of Interest in Cincinnati and in Northern Kentucky.

TEA Party Patriots across the country claiming they’ve been targeted by Obama’s IRS should all gather Downtown at noon tomorrow, since Cincinnati is now “the epicenter of their violations of freedom.” They could hold a big “Reign in the IRS Rally” at noon on Fountain Square, after which they could storm the IRS Offices in the Federal Building with torches and pitchforks and drag all those Obama-Loving TEA-Party Targeting IRS Agents back to Fountain Square for a little non-partisan tar-and-feathering. Bring your signs, your flags, and wear your funny hats and maybe we can get you on national TV again.

Every day, it becomes clearer the Obama Administration concealed the truth from the American people to help get Obama re-elected in 2012. Don’t you just love it when Obama does his best Groucho Marx “Who are you going to trust, me or your lying eyes” impersonation?

But it’s not just Obama’s failures, or the mendacity of our Obama Supporters in the Press. The Liberal Culture continues to devolve America, and all of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Supporters who re-elected Obama deserve a big part of the credit, too, along with all of the people who didn’t vote, but should have.

So let’s face it, if Congress was half-way serious about preventing people from being targeted by the IRS, instead of just using the latest scandal to continue their own perks and privileges and raise money to get themselves re-elected, they should just pass a Flat Tax or a National Sales Tax to raise all the revenue they’d ever need to run the country and send all those Obama-loving weasels at the IRS packing.

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose this pair of sound bites from Ross Perot: “It’s just that simple” and “Isn’t that sad?”

TEA PARTY TARGETS HOT LINE

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Link of the Day

Judge Jeanine Pirro:“No One In This Administration Knows Anything”

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The Blower’s Week in Review

• OUR NUMBER ONE OBAMA SCANDAL STORY THIS WEEK was Obama’s State Department covering-up the terrorist attack in Benghazi, which took place seven weeks before the 2012 Elections. Every day, we find out more lies. Liberals continue to protect Hillary at all costs because Benghazi shows Disastrous DemocRATS can’t be trusted with life-or-death decisions, because when Liberals lie good people die.
• OUR NUMBER TWO OBAMA SCANDAL STORY THIS WEEK was Obama’s IRS targeting the TEA Party to help Obama get reelected in 2012. Maybe if some of those so-called low level Obama supporters at the Cincinnati IRS office are threatened with a few years in the slammer, they’ll rat out the higher ups who told them to commit their crimes.
• AND OUR NUMBER THREE OBAMA SCANDAL STORY THIS WEEK was the Obama’s Justice Department seized Phone Records or reporters and editors at the Dissociated Press and leak information to help Obama get re-elected. All those of these scandals are not an indictment of Obama, only the Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Supporters who re-elected him.

• MONDAY in our Special “Moms and MILFs” E-dition, The Blower said, “A MILF is a terrible thing to waste!”:

Even two years after the long-awaited death of Osama’s bin Laden, our Eternal War on Terror continues as Obamatized DemocRATS and their Willing Accomplices in the Liberal Press continue to ask why we’re still fighting. So with Armed Forces Day coming up on May 18, maybe it’s time to find out what our American heroes are really fighting for.

Duty? Honor? County? What really keeps our American Fighting Men going so far from home? That’s why yesterday on Mother’s Day, we asked some of lonely young heroes so far from home overseas and they told us what really kept them going was thinking about all those MILFs back home.

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•  TUESDAY in our Special “IRS Targeting” E-dition, The Blower said, “Hey, Low Level Obama IRS Supporters—Target This!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

We’re going to have a busy week in Washington, scheduling all those IRS and Benghazi hearings. —Republicans in Congress

We can’t believe the Benghazi Whistleblower who testified before those Witch-hunting Republicans in Congress voted for Hillary during the 2008 primaries and then voted for Obama twice. —Obama Supporters in the Press

Don’t any of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Supporters realize Obama released his IRS Apology bombshell because of Benghazi? —Conservative Cynics

Really, what does it matter at this point? —Hillary, Hoping for Another Pass

On this date in 1999, Disgraced Former DemocRAT President Bill Clinton apologized to the Chinese for bombing their embassy in Belgrade, Yugoslavia. Nowadays, Rambo-bama doesn’t have time to apologize— he just keeps on droning, and our Glory Hound in the White House will be spiking the football every chance he gets for the next 1,346 days of Obama’s Second Term. —Hurley the Historian

With Obama’s IRS and Benghazi Scandals exploding all over Washington these days, it was no wonder our Campaigner-in-Chief just needed to get away, so he just hopped on Air Force One for three DemocRAT fund-raisers in NYC Monday afternoon. —Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard

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• WEDNESDAY in our Special “Nixonian Comparisons” E-dition, The Blower said, “Maybe we should just call it ‘Obamagate!’ ”

 The first item in yesterday’s Blower predicted Republicans in Congress would be very busy this week scheduling all those IRS and Benghazi hearings. About a third of all House committees are investigating the Obama administration these days. Five separate committee are currently investigating Obama’s Benghazi cover-up, along with a probe into Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius’ illegally raising millions of dollars to promote Obamacare, just because House Republicans refused to approve giving her any more over-taxed payers’ funds.

Two separate House committees (Oversight and Government Reform, and Ways and Means) are already probing whether Obama’s IRS was targeting our TEA Party Patriots. The IRS acting director is scheduled to get his balls kicked at a hearing on Friday. Do you think somebody will call for his resignation?

Then Monday evening, some of Obama’s most ardent supporters at the Dissociated Press let slip that Obama’s Justice Department had secretly obtained reporters’ and editors’ phone records on more than 200 phone lines for two months straight. Maybe that subject will come up tomorrow if Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder dares to show up for his fortuitously scheduled lambasting at Wednesday’s House Judiciary Committee hearing.

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• THURSDAY, in our Special “Obama’s Scandal Trifecta” E-dition, The Blower bet on, “Benghazi, IRS, and Spying on Reporters!”

Conservative Columnist Bernie Goldberg says he doesn’t like reading the New York Times in the morning because he’s always afraid his head will explode and that would make it difficult to go through the rest of the day (When Is a Scandal Not a Scandal).

People in Cincinnati have much the same feeling whenever they read The Morning Fishwrap. Take Deirdre Shesgreen’s Obama-approved piece (IRS flub blamed on poor management) that attempted to excuse all those so-called low level Obama Supporters in Cincinnati for illegally targeting TEA Party organizations to help Obama get reelected last year was because Obama’s Inspector General claimed the IRS had merely “developed and implemented inappropriate criteria.”

It was also as bad as Sharon Coolidge’s front-page excuses for local DemoCRAT Vote Frauders— they were “confused.” Those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Supporters will believe anything.

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• FRIDAY in our Special “Spotlight on Cincinnati” E-dition, The Blower said, “Where every Presidential Campaign Donation from the Cincinnati IRS Office went to Obama in 2012!”

Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Cincinnati is now the butt of jokes all over the country again this week because of those so-called “Rogue Agents” at the Cincinnati IRS Office who targeted TEA Party patriots to help Obama get re-elected last year.

But so far, the City’s embarrassment is less than that time Girly Mayor Mark Mallory threw out the first pitch at Opening Day.

Republican Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWaking Joe” Deters can hardly wait to begin holding hourly press conferences to report progress in his own investigation of all those Obama Supporters in the Cincinnati IRS Office for possible state civil rights violations. Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1973, the US Senate began the Watergate Hearings. The JayWalker should be sure to mention that. Deters’ Buddy Ohio GOP Attorney General Mike DeWhine says, “We could prosecute those Dishonest DemocRATS under state law, regardless of the Supremacy Clause of the Constitution that generally prohibits states from imposing criminal sanctions on federal officials for actions taken in discharge of their federal duties. Deters’ other employer $tan Che$ley says “This would be a great time to file a humongous class action suit, if only I hadn’t been disbarred. And Deters’ cousin Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters says, “Call CNN. I’ll defend the IRS lawbreakers pro bono.”

Not to be outdone, “JayWalking Joe” is preparing a motion to volunteer Hamilton County to try that fellow who kidnapped those three women in Cleveland for a decade, since his public defender lawyer told that judge he needed a chage of venue since his kidnapping rapist client couldn’t possibly get a fair trial in Cuyahoga County.

Our Feckless Fishwrappers are really scrambling to interview all of those IRS criminals in Cincinnati. Not to worry, Obama Supporters at the IRS— Perry Kimball promises he’ll keep your names secret, just like he did for those “new attorneys” for Elmwood Place who called Judge Ruehlman “biased.” It’s a good thing our Society of Unprofessional Journalists extended the deadline for their best stories of 2010. Al Schottlekottee is turning over in his grave.

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• SATURDAY in our Special “Honoring the Military” E-dition, The Blower said, “Send a salami to your boy in the Army!”

The third Saturday in May has been officially designated as the day to salute all of the men and women in all branches of the service who protect you and your country. They can be called upon at a moment’s notice to put their lives on the line to ensure your freedoms, so a little gratitude on your part today wouldn’t hurt.

Each branch of the military used to have its own celebration, but Hurley the Historian says on August 31, 1949 then Secretary of Defense Louis Johnson announced the creation of Armed Forces Day. President Harry Truman also announced the holiday in a presidential proclamation on February 20, 1950. All branches of the military were asked to celebrate on the same day and they complied on the first Armed Forces Day which was held the following year on May 20, 1950.

And appropriately our Quote for Today Committee has chosen this from Jan Scruggs, Founder of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial: “The Price of Freedom is Never Free.” Luckily Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane found somebody willing to buy lunch for a veteran today.

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IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?

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 This month we’re featuring “Gex” Wanker, a bright little 9-year-old Bluegrass boy at Ridgerunner Elementary School, whose cruel classmates continue to taunt him mercilessly, not just because he’s years older than the other kindergartners, but because his name “Gex” rhymed with “Sex.” For information about our carrier program, please call Mr. Scamwell at our circulation department.

Obamanations

• OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: The Obama Administration is both incompetent and corrupt. Even Rush Limbaugh now agrees with The Blower that the IRS apology out of the blue and then the AP Scandal were only distraction from the Benghazi scandal. And El Rushbo says all of this is bigger than Obama, It’s what happens when Liberals are in charge.
• OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE has a two-for: After Ousted IRS Commission Steven Miller said, “I did not mislead Congress or the American people,” Republican Dave Camp, chairman of the House of Representatives Ways and Means Committee, said, “That isn’t being misled. That’s lying.” After which, the ousted IRS Chief said, “We Need A “Bigger Budget” to prevent future targeting of Conservatives.
• ROGUE’S GALLERY: The number of rogue agents at the IRS Office in Cincinnati has grown from two to five.
• WHITE HOUSE MASOCHISM: Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard says, “For me personally, it has been a good week.”
• CROOKS IN CONGRESS: If your Congressman wasn’t on one of those committees investigating Obama’s scandals this week, he probably had a pretty easy time.
• OBAMANOMICS 101: The non-partisan Congressional Budget Office on Friday said President Obama’s 2014 budget proposal would add $5.2 trillion in deficits over 10 years. And just like the House Republican’s repeal of ObamaCare, it doesn’t have a chance of passing.
• WALL STREET WEAK: Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes says everybody’s waiting for a “Stock Market Correction,” and when it comes, it’ll be a doozy.

Meanwhile, DemocRATS Announce Their Dream Ticket for 2016.

Liberalizing America

• MEDIA MENDACITY: Obama Supporters in the Press aren’t really outraged with the Obama administration. They’re just a little out of sorts over the AP scandal. The Blower predicts they’ll quickly return to defending Obama and will soon begin attacking Republicans over the scandals.
• DEMOCRAT VOTER FRAUD: On Wednesday, the Hamilton County Board of Elections turned up two more possible instances of DemocRAT voter fraud crimes.
• UNION BLUES: Deep in the list of taxes that the president’s Obamacare plan will hit Americans with is a 40% excise tax on health plans typical union members have, especially in Midwest states, according to a new analysis.

More Politics Unusual

• OBAMACARE UPDATE: This week, the Republican-led House voted, for the 37th time, to repeal ObamaCare, even though GOP lawmakers know the 37th time won’t be the charm for Disingenuous DemocRATs in the Senate to agree.
• OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “This week will mark the 37th time House Republicans have tried to repeal ObamaCare. If Republicans really wanted to do away with ObamaCare they should just endorse it as a conservative non-profit and let the IRS take it down. Obama announced the appointment of a new acting commissioner of the IRS — the other guy was fired. See, they’re called “acting commissioner” because you have to act like the scandal doesn’t involve the White House. And a lot of critics are now comparing President Obama to President Nixon. The good news for Obama? At least he’s no longer being compared to President Carter.”
• TEA PARTY PRINCIPLES: TEA Party groups across the nation are now planning to sue the IRS for targeting them to help Obama get re-elected in 2012 and $tan Che$ley says, “This would be a great time to file a humongous class-action suit, if only I hadn’t been disbarred.”
• THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says, “Another day, another controversy? It must have seemed that way lately to the Obama administration, but will it matter? Voters are sending mixed signals so far.” The strongest voter reaction can be found in response to the Internal Revenue Service’s targeting of Tea Party and other conservative groups. Most voters believe the targeting was politically motivated and 57% think most of those involved should be fired or jailed. 55% think it is at least somewhat likely that Obama or his top aides were aware of the IRS’ actions.
• HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1935, Lawrence of Arabia died, but the movie didn’t come out till 1962, and maybe that’s why The Blower remembers that classic line from the movie when Peter O’Toole said, “There may be honor among thieves, but there’s none in politicians.”
• SHAMELESS SOLICITING: The Blower wonders how many Republican elected officials and Conservative groups are using the IRS scandal to raise money. At the very least, they should be asking their constituents to send in information about IRS misconduct so they could turn it over to investigators on the House Ways and Means Committee.

More Unresolved Issues

• G-UNCONTROL: Bluegrass Rifle Association Spokesman Billy Bob Carbine says, “Never mess with whjat’s in this lady’s purse.”
• ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION: The White House says Obama plans to meet with Republican Senator John McRINO on Wednesday to discuss ongoing efforts to pass amnesty for future DemocRAT voters. Meanwhile, the Obama Administration is granting legal status to 99.2% of the illegal immigrants who apply.
• RACIAL HEALING: Former NAALCP Chairman Julian Bond, said it was “entirely legitimate” for the IRS to target the TEA Party. Locally, SMLP Smithermouth said he’ll have to call Chris Finney at COAST before he responds.
• GAY NEWS UPDATE: When the Boys Scouts meet in Dallas on May 22-24, will Rob “Fighting for Fancy Boys” Portman be a guest scoutmaster?
• OBAMA’S IMPEACHMENT: Here’s the best reason we know NOT to impeach Obama: Joe Biden.
• BABY-KILLING WTF: Planned Parenthood is running a new abortion ad: “Your Baby Will Thank You.”
• MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE: On 30 of the FBI’s most wanted terrorists are Muslim.

[ NOW CHECK OUT THESE GRUESOME PICTURES COURTESY OF THOSE PEACEFUL MUSLIMS]

Closer to Home

• MAYORAL MADNESS: The First Official TV Attack Ad of the Cincinnati Mayoral Campaign belongs to Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley, going after unabashed Liberal DemocRAT Foxy Roxy Qualls for backing pissing away another $17.4 million on Girly Mayor Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly.
• MORE THE FISHWRAP MISSED: So exactly why was there a political campaign car festooned with “Cranley for Mayor” on the doors illegally parked inside Cincinnati police district 1 parking on Friday? Surely the Beav wasn’t attending the Police Memorial Service, given his historic anti-police actions on Clowncil.

Meanwhile at District 1, why does departing fourteen star not-an-Ohio-police-officer James Craig continue to trash talk revered former Real Police Chief Tom Streicher and claim credit for the last ten years’ of work by the entire department? The troops are getting tired of this carpetbagger’s mouth and can’t wait to see him go.

And while they’re at it, people should check out Craig’s increasingly elaborate credentials. In the Detroit Free Press, he now claims to have been leader of the LAPD black police union during the Rodney King riots and to have commanded about half the department under iconic chief Bill Bratton. Ask Bratton if he’s ever heard of his supposed protégé.

• “REIN IN THE IRS” RALLY: You’ll probably see a lot of American flags Tuesday at noon Downtown on Fountain Square when local TEA Partiers try to get on national TV with their big “Reign in the IRS Rally,” after which they could always storm the IRS Offices in the Federal Building and drag all those Obama-Loving TEA-Party Targeting IRS Agents back to Fountain Square for a little non-partisan tar-and-feathering.
• IN COLUMBUS: State Rep-tile John Becker keeps giving them shit up in Columbus. The Dispatch quoted him as follows: “Rep. John Becker, a Cincinnati-area Republican, said he was concerned that source material under Common Core could require reading Environmental Protection Agency manuals, Greenpeace writings, and allow for the ‘liberal, socialist indoctrination of our children.’” It’s about time we’ve got somebody up there calling out those commie bastards.

Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio Republicans can’t stop crowing about two Buckeye Congressmen sitting on the House Ways and Means Committee investigating Obama’s IRS these days. Watch videos of Congressman Jim Renacci and Congressman Pat Tiberi in action questioning lying IRA Weasel this week.

• FOOLS IN SCHOOLS: As a retirement present for Sharon (pronounced Shan) Johnson, retiring Wifrow Principal, the yoofs broke out into a big fight Friday night at their graduation ceremony.
• TROUBLE-MAKING OVER-TAXED PAYER TINO DELGATO says Cincinnati is trying to sell their parking to raise immediate revenues. Yet the city allows hundreds of prime spot parking meters to be used for free by red valet bags. In the old days one could go downtown and park at these meters for free after 6PM. Now we pay $7 or more to watch a valet park our cars at these same meters. We can only hope that Chief Craig takes Mayor Mallory and the City Manager with him to Detroit. Now that would be addition by subtraction. Go Figure!!!
• PATHETIC POLITICS: Did the Hamilton County GOP Committee on Candidate Nominations really only recommended four candidates for Republican Endorsement for the nine seats on Cincinnati City Clown-cil this year? Whatever happened to the five candidates they endorsed last time? Conceding any chance of a majority, this gives Alex more time than ever to visit Findlay Market on the weekends and go to Reds games, Finance Director Maggie Wuellner will not have to sacrifice any shoe-shopping time and Ashtray’s DemocRAT allies won’t feel threatened.
• WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR SPOILED SPORTS EDITOR ANDY FURBALL says Oxbow won the big Preakness race in Maryland, and wouldn’t it be funny if John Coyne and all the usual suspects were smoking outside the Landing in New Richmond on Friday night, when the lady with a wooden leg said her daughter (one of the original strippers at Deja Vu) never missed a Preakness and Clem from Clermont asked the daughter if that wasn’t a pretty long drive. “Of course not,” the daughter said, “It’s only about eight miles to River Downs.”

In Northern Kentucky

• PICK THE CHICK CONTEST: The latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders healthy and delicious e-newsletter is on cyber news stands now. This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court features the usual bags… as in scum-bags, dirt-bags, and ho-bags… but alas, our favorite feature is the return of the Robster’s always amusing game of “Pick the Chick”! See if you can figure out which of the ugly mugs is actually female. Check out the Robster’s rag to see if you’re correct.
• CONTEMPT IN COURT: Members of the Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) say were highly amused when prosecutors took aim at Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters at a pre-trial hearing in a Burlington courtroom on Wednesday. Local prosecutors have seen Deters ignore court rules and judges’ orders ever since he wandered into criminal courts, pretending he knows what he’s doing. After years of Deters’ shenanigans, however, our true defenders of the public have grown tired of his tactics and are now calling him out for the shyster he (allegedly) is! Prosecutors like lovely lady Linda Tally Smith say there’s no doubt Deters has arrogantly ignored judicial orders. They say the only question now is do those on the bench have the balls to back up their orders with sanctions?!

More Political Insight This Week

• FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: When Perry KimBall wrote a big story about the “new attorneys” for Elmwood Place calling Judge Ruehlman “biased,” was KimBall doing the “new attorneys” a big favor when he didn’t actually report “the new attorneys” names, or did KimBall miss that first day in Journalism 101 when they tell you the first paragraph of every story should report the “who, what, where, when, and why” of the story? It’s a good thing the Society of Unprofessional Journalists extended the deadline for their best stories of 2010. They’ll need a whole new category for KimBall.

Coincidentally, that deadline for Cincinnati Pro Chapter of the Society of Unprofessional Journalists “Best Stories of 2010 Contest” was supposed to be on Friday, but the group’s latest e-mail says ”we will take last-minute hand deliveries up to 5 p.m., Monday, May 23.” The only problem is, May 23 is next Thursday.

• GOING GALT: If Obama’s AP Scandal endangering Freedom of the Press this week doesn’t make you think of George Orwell’s “1984,” we don’t know what will.
• LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #135 is to find a feminist and see if she has a sense of humor:

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be open when she brings it to you.

• NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL (OUR OFFENSIVE OCTEGENARIAN), THE BARD OF CLEVES: Just in time for what used to be the Drive-in Movie Season, we found this licentious limerick by our old friend Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves, from his latest book, “Remembering When,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.

“Friday Night Fun”
The demise of the drive-in is sad
There was so much fun to be had
To hell with the movie
There was something more groovy
To make all the sex organs glad.

• FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that “False Narrative” the Obama Administration put out in the days immediately following the September 11, 2012 terrorist in Libya, just seven weeks before the 2012 Elections.”You can call it a false narrative or disinformation if you wish,” our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained, “but at The Blower, we just call it a lie.”
• AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

Monday we’ll waiting to see if we’ve been audited by Obama’s IRS because of all of fair-and-balanced reporting of Obama’s Scandals and we’ll still be counting down the 1,341 days until Obama’s “historic” Third Term begins.

Tuesday we’ll be covering that big “Rein in IRS Rally” on Fountain Square to see if it got covered on Network TV and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” analyze the latest Obama Scandals.

Wednesday we’ll be celebrating “Buy a Musical Instrument Day,” or you can just listen to Pandora on your computer.

Thursday will be “Lucky Penny Day,” and you can be sure The Blower will be putting in its two-cents worth.

The first line of Friday’s limerick is: “Each year at the Taste of the “Natti.”

And on Saturday, we’ll be seeing just how patriotic we can be during the Memorial Day Weekend.

Sunday Comix

WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE

e-mail your revolutionary recaps today

Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.

Link of the Day

Jon Stewart Obama should have used Prince Harry as a shield 

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Happy Armed Forces Day, Everybody!

• The third Saturday in May has been officially designated as the day to salute all of the men and women in all branches of the service who protect you and your country. They can be called upon at a moment’s notice to put their lives on the line to ensure your freedoms, so a little gratitude on your part today wouldn’t hurt.

Each branch of the military used to have its own celebration, but Hurley the Historian says on August 31, 1949 then Secretary of Defense Louis Johnson announced the creation of Armed Forces Day. President Harry Truman also announced the holiday in a presidential proclamation on February 20, 1950. All branches of the military were asked to celebrate on the same day and they complied on the first Armed Forces Day which was held the following year on May 20, 1950.

And appropriately our Quote for Today Committee has chosen this from Jan Scruggs, Founder of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial: “The Price of Freedom is Never Free.” Luckily Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane found somebody willing to buy lunch for a veteran today.

• Mottos for our service branches include: the Army “This We’ll Defend”; Navy—“Honor, Courage, Commitment”; Air Force— Integrity First; Marine Corps—“Semper Fidelis” (Always Faithful); and the Coast Guard—“Semper Paratus (Always Ready).
• Members of the Military and their families on food stamps can hardly wait to see how the White House inserts Obama and The Mooch into history and how many gay references Obama makes during his tele-prompted Armed Forces Day Re-election Campaign Proclamation today.
• Obama got an early start celebrating Armed Forced Day on Thursday, when our virtual commander-in-chief called in the Marines to hold his umbrella so he wouldn’t get wet during a light drizzle at a Rose Garden photo-op.

According to Marine Corp protocol, male Marines are never allowed to carry an umbrella while they’re in uniform.

Any sensible person would’ve known to go inside out of the rain.

• Our Local TEA Party Patriots have some technology training going on today at the University of Miami Voice of America Park in West Chester, but it doesn’t look like saluting all of the men and women who protect our country will be a big part of it.

You’ll probably see a lot of American flags Tuesday at noon on Fountain Square when local TEA Partiers try to get on national TV with their big “Reign in the IRS Rally,” after which they could always storm the IRS Offices in the Federal Building and drag all those Obama-Supporting TEA-Party-Targeting IRS agents who were only following orders back to Fountain Square for a little non-partisan tar-and-feathering.

• Cincinnati citizens had been planning a big welcome home parade for local troops on Armed Forces Day. Volunteers had joined together to arrange a heroes’ welcome that our troops wouldn’t soon forget, and people wouldn’t have to take a day off on Saturday to honor our soldiers for their service. But Cincinnati Mayor Mallory rescheduled the event for September 15, to coincide Black and Gay Streetcars Day.
• In Anderson, patriotic American veterans waiting to hear “Bronze Star Brad’s” big Armed Forces Day Speech at the Anderson Government Center, are wondering if Ohio Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup will be sending out a fund-raising e-mail to commemorate the occasion.
• Finally in Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo has this heartwarming story about the Bluegrass Battalion returning home last night, just in time for Armed Forces Day:

Six-month old Carley Mather had never seen her father Harley Mather until last night, when he returned home to Boondoggle County with the rest of the 169th Underground Mess Kit Repair Group. PFC Mather, a motor pool specialist, had been in Afghanistan for the past eighteen months. Actually, the unit was only supposed to be in a combat area for six months, but one night they all got drunk and the entire unit volunteered to stay an extra year.

When asked by a Channel 19 reporter how it felt to see his six-month old daughter for the first time after being away for a year and a half, Harley thanked his best friend Jody for taking care of his family while he was away and beamed: “Now I finally know what the surprise was my wife kept writing me about.”

ARMED FORCES DAY HOT LINE

e-mail your patriotic prose today.

Some flag-waving items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally flag-waving subscribers.

Patriotic Link of the Day

I’m Putting Up the Flag

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Still More Embarrassment for the City

• Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Cincinnati is now the butt of jokes all over the country again this week because of those so-called “Rogue Agents” at the Cincinnati IRS Office who targeted TEA Party patriots to help Obama get re-elected last year.

But so far, the City’s embarrassment is less than that time Girly Mayor Mark Mallory threw out the first pitch at Opening Day.

• Republican Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWaking Joe” Deters can hardly wait to begin holding hourly press conferences to report progress in his own investigation of all those Obama Supporters in the Cincinnati IRS Office for possible state civil rights violations. Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1973, the US Senate began the Watergate Hearings. The JayWalker should be sure to mention that. Deters’ Buddy Ohio GOP Attorney General Mike DeWhine says, “We could prosecute those Dishonest DemocRATS under state law, regardless of the Supremacy Clause of the Constitution that generally prohibits states from imposing criminal sanctions on federal officials for actions taken in discharge of their federal duties. Deters’ other employer $tan Che$ley says “This would be a great time to file a humongous class action suit, if only I hadn’t been disbarred. And Deters’ cousin Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters says, “Call CNN. I’ll defend the IRS lawbreakers pro bono.”

 Not to be outdone, “JayWalking Joe” is preparing a motion to volunteer Hamilton County to try that fellow who kidnapped those three women in Cleveland for a decade, since his public defender lawyer told that judge he needed a chage of venue since his kidnapping rapist client couldn’t possibly get a fair trial in Cuyahoga County.

• Our Feckless Fishwrappers are really scrambling to interview all of those IRS criminals in Cincinnati. Not to worry, Obama Supporters at the IRS— Perry Kimball promises he’ll keep your names secret, just like he did for those “new attorneys” for Elmwood Place who called Judge Ruehlman “biased.” It’s a good thing our Society of Unprofessional Journalists extended the deadline for their best stories of 2010. Al Schottlekottee is turning over in his grave.
• Wednesday in the Whistleblower Top Ten List, the Number One Reason those low-level weasels at Obama’s IRS Office in Cincinnati thought they could get away with targeting TEA Party Patriots was… the guys running Obama’s re-election campaign at the White House promised nobody would ever find out, and several of The Blower’s IRS Snitches say, “they were only doing what their bosses told them to do.”
• Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neil says his office would put out one of his famous “Wanted Posters” if those IRS guys were ever caught on camera robbing a Speedway store in Green Township.
• Former NAALCP Chairman Julian Bond, said it is “entirely legitimate” for the IRS to target the TEA Party. Locally, SMLP Smithermouth says he’ll have to call Chris Finney at COAST before he responds.
• Local TEA Partiers say the IRS has targeted TEA Party groups all over the country, but Cincinnati is the epicenter of this “violation of freedom.” Maybe that’s why they’re planning a big “Reign in the IRS Rally” next Tuesday at noon on Fountain Square. Bring your signs, your flags, and wear your funny hats and maybe we can get on TV again.
• On late Night TV, comedians are having a field day with Obama’s scandals these days:

Jay Leno says, “First it was Benghazi, then the IRS scandal, and now this phone records scandal. Remember the old days when President Obama’s biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden? What happened to those days?”

David Letterman says, “Obama’s right in the middle of three scandals. The IRS is sticking it to people it doesn’t like. Benghazi, number two. And they say Obama has been phone tapping the AP. So three big scandals, but here’s what I prefer: Weiner and Spitzer. Now those are scandals my writers can really work with.”

And Jimmy Fallon says, “It was just revealed that the Department of Justice secretly recorded the phone calls of AP journalists for two months. Obama promised reporters that the incident will be immediately investigated — by the Department of Justice.”

• Now here’s the best of Wednesday night’s Late Night TV jokes from Politico.
• Unfortunately, none of those jokes included a reference to Cincinnati. Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Mark Twain’s “When the end of the world Comes, I want to be in Cincinnati. It is always ten years behind the times.”

And maybe that’s why our Society of Unprofessional Journalists is still working on the best stories on 2010.

•  FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane why The Blower has never been targeted by the IRS. “Maybe it’s because of our fair-and-balanced reporting,” our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher said.

Stories We’re Working On

• Obama calls in Marines to shield him from the rain
• Fired IRS Boss was leaving next week anyway
• Obama asked about Nixon comparisons
• Pelosi tries to blame IRS Scandal on George Bush
• Liberals turn on Holder over AP records grab
• Obama’s says “No special counsel needed on IRS Scandal
• IRS softball team cancels game with GOP

Whistleblower Web Poll

This week, here’s why those low-level weasels at Obama’s IRS Office in Cincinnati thought they could get away with targeting TEA Party Patriots:

(A) They forgot: 2%
(B) They did it to help the homeless: 2%
(C) Like Hillary says, “What’s the difference anyway?”: 2%
(D) The guys running Obama’s re-election campaign at the White House promised nobody would never ever find out: 94%

Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!

Celebrating Armed Forces Day

This week, everybody who thinks America should have a day that’s been officially designated to salute each of the men and women in all branches of the service who protect us and our country, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Harley Mather, Sr. in Boondoggle County, whose son PFC Harley Mather, Jr., will be arriving home on leave any day now to beat up a homeless guy at Maifest in Mainstrasse.

Harley, Sr. wins a US Army baseball cap, a US Navy Seals Sweat Shirt, and a US Marine Corps Beer Mug from Patriotic Exploiters, which will all be great conversation starters at today’s Armed Forces Day Picnic. His winning entry is:

The best way to spend Armed Forces Day
Is to honor those who fight for the American Way.
Wave your flag proudly at a parade
And don’t drink the liberal Kool-Aid
Which is leading us to an advanced state of decay.

The best way to spend Armed Forces Day
That’s if it were a day off with pay
Would be to work in the yard
(Although not very hard)
Then drink lots of beer and get laid.

The best way to spend Armed Forces Day
Is to ignore what the kneepads portray.
They’ll harp on the body bags
’til your patriotism sags,
So just keep Old Glory on display.

And from the Anderson Laureate (who’s waiting to see “Bronze Star Brad’s” big Armed Forces Day Speech at the Anderson Government Center):

The Best Way to Spend Armed Forces Day
Is to get down on your knees and pray
To thank those in the military
Who now reside in the cemetery
For keeping us free in this month of May

The best way to spend Armed Forces Day
Would be remembering the price some had to pay
We’re free and secure
Because of what they had to endure
I’m proud of our military, and that’s all I have to say.

The best way to spend Armed Forces Day
Is driving left-wing protestors away
They mock our military
And they love President Barry
And 90 percent of them are gay.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Each year at the Taste of the ‘Natti”

IRS ILLEGALITIES HOT LINE

e-mail your “Nixonian Notions” today.

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LINK OF THE DAY

Dennis Miller Takes On Obama Administration Scandals

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Thursday, May 16, 2013

And Just Think, Obama’s Second Term Has Hardly Begun 

• With only 1,344 more Scandal Plagued Days to go, Conservative Columnist Bernie Goldberg says he doesn’t like reading the New York Times in the morning because he’s always afraid his head will explode and that would make it difficult to go through the rest of the day (When Is a Scandal Not a Scandal).

People in Cincinnati have much the same feeling whenever they read The Morning Fishwrap. Take Deirdre Shesgreen’s Obama-approved piece (IRS flub blamed on poor management) that attempted to excuse all those so-called low level Obama Supporters in Cincinnati for illegally targeting TEA Party organizations to help Obama get reelected last year was because Obama’s Inspector General claimed the IRS had merely “developed and implemented inappropriate criteria.”

It was also as bad as Sharon Coolidge’s front-page excuses for local DemoCRAT Vote Frauders— they were “confused.” Those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Supporters will believe anything.

• Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says “Most voters believe the IRS’ targeting of TEA Party and other conservative groups was politically motivated and think most of those involved should be severely punished. Curiously, just 16% of Likely U.S. Voters believe Obama’s IRS investigations of these groups were a “coincidence.”
• Wednesday morning’s Drudge Report featured some interesting headlines:

CLAIM: OBAMA CAMPAIGN CO-CHAIR ATTACKED ROMNEY WITH LEAKED DOCS
IRS approved liberal groups while Tea Party in limbo
GOP Rep: Impeachment Not ‘Off The Table’
Prominent Catholic Prof. Claims IRS Audited Her After Speaking Out Against Obama…
Demanded to Know Who Was Paying Her

• Yet at The Fishwrap, all that IRS politically motivated illegality to re-elect Obama was only a “flub.” It’s like The Blower always says. Our Feckless Fishwrappers are just too lazy, too stupid, or too dishonest ever to bring you the truth.

Bernie asked “When is a scandal not a scandal?” The Blower wants to know, “When is Bullshit not Bullshit?”

• No wonder all those comedians on late night TV found it so easy to make IRS jokes Tuesday night.

• In Columbus, TEA Party Guy Tom Zawistowski says patriots all over Ohio were victims of IRS abuse. If only $tan Che$ley hadn’t been disbarred, what a hell of a class action suit that would be!
• Meanwhile at the Anderson TEA Party, Angry Andrew says our friends at the Liberty Township TEA Party were the proud recipients of the 388 page questionnaire asking things beyond the bounds of reason. The main stream media are finally beginning to report this, but The Blower wonders if this is just another diversion, hiding what Obama’s been covering up about Benghazi.
• Saturday is Armed Forces Day, and veterans are wondering what Ohio Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup will be sending out a fund-raising e-mail to commemorate the occasion. At least he could advise if any local restaurants are offering freebies to veterans and military folks during Armed Forces Week.
• Our Conservative Curmudgeon says Cincinnati’s Budget Buffoon Doughboy Honey will close tons of City parks due to a 1/3 cut in next year’s funds. Why doesn’t the City have a yearly sticker for a car (or even a bike) like the county does? The county charges $5 a day or $10 a year to visit county owned parks. It’s just another case of the City just proposing closing instead of finding a way to increase park funding. Sell Burnet Woods to UC so they can build a new basketball arena.
• Republicans for Higher Taxes condemn the arrest of a father and his adult daughter for having a child together. They say it is hypocritical for a state which claims to support “marriage equality” to deny equality to a loving incest couple. This is typical of the “marriage equality” crowd – they support equality for everyone, except for those they don’t.
• Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1793, Marie Antoinette was beheaded, and anti-taxers recall when “TaxKiller Tom” cut Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s head off the cake when she won the “Marie Antoinette Let ‘Em Eat Cake Award,” which had been bestowed to honor the tax-and-spend RINO politician for her blithe ignorance of the plight of the beleaguered over-taxed payers of Cincinnati and Hamilton County.
• Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says if you think Deirdre Shesgreen’s Obama-approved puff piece explaining the IRS Scandal and Sharon Coolidge’s front-page excuses for local DemocRAT Vote Frauders will be sure winners in this year’s Society for Unprofessional Journalists Awards, just check out Paul McKibben’s headline “Newport jazz festival this weekend,” which Paul claims will be at Newport on the Levee this weekend. Sorry, Paul, every jazz aficionado knows the world’s best-known jazz festival will be held in Newport, Rhode Island in August again this year, just like every year since 1954.
• Blower readers were proven correct when yesterday they thought Perry KimBall’s not naming the “new attorneys” for Elmwood Place who called Judge Ruehlman “biased” was just the tip of this week’s bad reporting iceberg at The Fishwrap.
• Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Sports Fans on both sides of the river were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if he planned to attend the Florence Freedom’s Opening Game at Erpenbeck Stadium Thursday night. “You Bet!” Kane said. “Those guys really love the game. It’s not just the money.” “Just think,” added Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall, “The Reds’ Joey Votto gets paid more to show up for one game than all those freedom players together make during an entire season.”

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose what Babe Ruth said, when told that his offered salary was more than President Herbert Hoover’s: “I had a better year than he did.”

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Link of the Day

Jon Stewart Totally DESTROYS Obama Administration Over IRS Scandal

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Wednesday, May 15, 2013 

A Houseful of Hearings  

            The first item in yesterday’s Blower predicted Republicans in Congress would be very busy this week scheduling all those IRS and Benghazi hearings. About a third of all House committees are investigating the Obama administration these days. Five separate committee are currently investigating Obama’s Benghazi cover-up, along with a probe into Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius’ illegally raising millions of dollars to promote Obamacare, just because House Republicans refused to approve giving her any more over-taxed payers’ funds.

Two separate House committees (Oversight and Government Reform, and Ways and Means) are already probing whether Obama’s IRS was targeting our TEA Party Patriots. The IRS acting director is scheduled to get his balls kicked at a hearing on Friday. Do you think somebody will call for his resignation?

Then Monday evening, some of Obama’s most ardent supporters at the Dissociated Press let slip that Obama’s Justice Department had secretly obtained reporters’ and editors’ phone records on  more than 200 phone lines for two months straight. Maybe that subject will come up tomorrow if Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder dares to show up for his fortuitously scheduled lambasting at Wednesday’s House Judiciary Committee hearing.

Monday night, Jay Leno said, “I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don’t want to get audited by the IRS, so forget that.”

Newt Gingrich got off a great zinger: “The Obama Administration won’t profile terrorists, but they will profile patriots.”

And did Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard really say, “The IRS admitting they attacked Anti-Obama Groups is not concrete evidence of an IRS scandal?”

Hurley the Historian says 40 years ago this week the Senate Watergate hearings began exploring the nature of Richard Nixon’s administration. This week, as the Obama administration is being investigated, people need to be reminded that nobody died at Watergate.

Yesterday, 60% of House Republicans had joined the call for a special committee to probe the Benghazi attack, defying House Speaker John Boehner, who insisted that five standing committees should be enough to continue to handle the investigation.

Boehner ought to be glad nobody’s demanding an investigation of last Friday’s marriage of Boehner’s daughter Lindsay to Jamaican-born construction worker Dominic Lakhan. Hey, Mon…be happy!

Lindsay looked lovely in her flowing white strapless gown that showed off a huge tattoo etched across her arm and the groom looked debonair in a rented grey suit with his waist-length dreadlocks on display.

[Sara Nathan at Mail Online has the whole story.]

Closer to Home…

          Today it’s the Top Ten Reasons those low-level weasels at Obama’s IRS Office in Cincinnati thought they could get away with targeting TEA Party Patriots:  

10. We forgot
9. The dog ate it
8. She told us she loved us
7. We did it to help the homeless
6. The Devil made us do it
5. We just wanted to be loved–is there anything wrong with that?
4. We’re DemocRATS
3. We were framed
2. This whole thing is just one big terrible mistake

…and the Number One Reason those low-level weasels at Obama’s IRS Office in Cincinnati thought they could get away with targeting TEA Party Patriots was… the guys running Obama’s re-election campaign at the White House promised nobody would never find out.

• AND IF YOU THINK THAT TOP TEN LIST LOOKS VAGUELY FAMILIAR, you’ll no doubt recall 22 Years Ago This Week (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town). Edition #50, which came out on April 14, 1991 featured the top ten excuses Mickey Esposito planned to use in his defense after the former Hamilton County Deputy Auditor had been indicted on 220 counts of dereliction of duty and false listing of property values.

It’s a good thing The Blower keeps good records. These days at the Hamilton County Courthouse you can’t even find a record of Mickey’s most recent arrest for stealing all that stuff from the Sheriff’s Property Room on Traci Winkler’s Web Page.

• TODAY IS POLICE MEMORIAL DAY IN CINCINNATI, and as The Blower predicted, departing Fourteen Star Police Chief James Craig will be on hand to say goodbye. Do you think our Doughboy City Mangler will be there too, passing out pink slips personally to every officer he’s planning to fire to pay for that $17.4 million Clown-cil needs to cover the latest cost overruns (so far) on Girly Mayor Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly?
• FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: When Perry KimBall wrote a big story about the “new attorneys” for Elmwood Place calling Judge Ruehlman “biased,” was KimBall doing the “new attorneys” a big favor when he didn’t actually report “the new attorneys” names, or did KimBall miss that first day in Journalism 101 when they tell you the first paragraph of every story should report the “who, what, where, when, and why” of the story?  It’s a good thing the Society of Professional Journalists extended the deadline for their best stories of 2010. They’ll need a whole new category for KimBall.   
• HOTEL FOR WHORES: Locally, The Fishwrap is really going overboard to get back in the good graces of Western Southern with its tabloid front-page coverage of that settlement of those Anna Louise Inn nuisance lawsuits where Western Southern paid for that beat up whorehouse they always wanted to remodel. And who remembers the last time John Barrett spent $4 million on a bunch of whores? It looks like Western Southern established what Anna Louise was a long time ago, and all this time, they were just negotiating the price. It just proves the old saying true: “When you’re negotiating with hookers, nobody beats a Barrett!,” just like it says on the family crest.
• MEANWHILE IN DEER PARK: Shawn “the Pawn” Gavin made an effort clear the opposition for his next Deer Park run, but like most things he does, it was too little, too late. The Fishwrap must have been given a scripted press release to report such detail.

In other Deer Park news, Thursday evening Council Member Charlie “Hassle” Tassell will be joined by County Commissioner Chris “The Monz” Monzel for a Town Hall Meeting, whatever the hell that means!

• IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo remembers last year this week in Northern Kentucky as the days were dwindling down to the big May 22 GOP Primary when he hadn’t seen nearly enough attack ads on TV. It was the Establishment versus the Tea Party one more time.

This time it was Goof Doofus and “BeanBall Jim” Bunning backing Trooper Babe State Rep-tile Alecia Webb-Edgington, who has much better looking legs, according to her TV commercials.

For the Tea Party Patriots, U.S. Senator Rand Paul and his father, Texas Congressman/presidential candidate Ron Paul, had endorsed Lewis County Judge-Executive Thomas Massie, who also had the support of the Club for Growth and a Texas-based libertarian super-PAC, Liberty for All, which was spending $500,000 on television on Massie’s behalf.

We never found out who was supporting the other four candidates (Brian D. Oerther, Tom Wurtz, Marcus Carey, and Walter C. Schumm), which is probably OK, since they didn’t either.

And for what it’s worth, former US Rep. Ken Lewis (whoever the hell he is) was supporting Boondoggle County Judge-Executive Gary Moore. A lot of good that did!

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose JFK’s “I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy; Dear Jack, Don’t buy a single vote more than is necessary. I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay for a landslide.”

• FINALLY AT YESTERDAY’S BRIBE LUNCH where a politician was trying to get some unsubstantiated rumors about his opponent in The Blower, Charles Foster Kane was asked about that “False Narrative” the Obama Administration put out in the days immediately following the September 11, 2012 terrorist in Libya, just seven weeks before the 2012 Elections.”You can call it a false narrative or disinformation if you wish,” our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained, “but at The Blower, we just call it a lie.”   

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LINK OF THE DAY

NEVER MESS WITH THIS GIRL’S PURSE

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Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

• We’re going to have a busy week in Washington, scheduling all those IRS and Benghazi hearings. —Republicans in Congress
• We can’t believe the Benghazi Whistleblower who testified before those Witch-hunting Republicans in Congress voted for Hillary during the 2008 primaries and then voted for Obama twice. —Obama Supporters in the Press
• Don’t any of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Supporters realize Obama released his IRS Apology bombshell because of Benghazi? —Conservative Cynics
• Really, what does it matter at this point? —Hillary, Hoping for Another Pass
• On this date in 1999, Disgraced Former DemocRAT President Bill Clinton apologized to the Chinese for bombing their embassy in Belgrade, Yugoslavia. Nowadays, Rambo-bama doesn’t have time to apologize— he just keeps on droning, and our Glory Hound in the White House will be spiking the football every chance he gets for the next 1,346 days of Obama’s Second Term. —Hurley the Historian
• With Obama’s IRS and Benghazi Scandals exploding all over Washington these days, it was no wonder our Campaigner-in-Chief just needed to get away, so he just hopped on Air Force One for three DemocRAT fund-raisers in NYC Monday afternoon. —Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard
• We liked Jay Leno’s “While President Obama was in Texas, he told people to “Remember the Alamo and forget about Benghazi.” —Late Night Tv Jokewatchers
• The Blower wasn’t surprised to learn Obama’s IRS was targeting TEA Party groups. We’d have really been surprised if they weren’t. —Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane
• Ohio Republicans were outraged when we heard about Obama’s IRS targeting Conservative Groups. —Ohio RINO Party Boss Boob Bennett
• Ohio TEA Party Patriots were outraged when we heard about Ohio RINO Party Boss Boob Bennett’s blatantly using the IRS targeting of the TEA Party as a fund-raising gimmick. —Today Ohio TEA Party Leader, Tom Zawistowski
• That’s why we chose Martin Niemöller’s “First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out–Because I was not a Socialist. Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out– Because I was not a Trade Unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out– Because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me–and there was no one left to speak for me. —Your Quote for Today Committee
• What an honor it was that all those lawbreaking low-level IRS employees working so hard to re-elect Obama were in found in Cincinnati. —Cincinnati Girly Mayor Mark Mallory
• We need to schedule a spontaneous demonstration to rally on Fountain Square to support all those lawbreaking low-level workers at the Cincinnati IRS Office now being thrown under the bus for doing their best to get Obama re-elected. —Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka
• You could say they’re being “thrown under the trolley,” as soon as we figure out where we’re getting that $17.4 million in funding for the Cincinnati Streetcar. —Mallory’s Extreme Liberal Rubber Stamp Clown-cil
• What a coincidence. My latest video blames Foxy Roxy for that $17 million. —Disguished DemocRAT John Cranley (Just call me “The Beav”)
• Did any of these events eclipse all that news coverage of our big Cincinnati Mayoral Mini-Debate Monday evening? —Loony Libertarian Jim Berns and Stacy Smith (Whoever the Hell She Is)
• In Independence, where incest is best, Mother’s Day is always a family affair in Kentucky, because it’s also “Cousins Day.” —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
• Did I forget to put out a special Mother’s Day edition of my titillating e-newsletter this week? —Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders
• We told you we could drink your mother under the table. —Michael Liquid Plummer and His Designated Driver, Nathan “Cornbread” Smith
• Did you see that Mother’s Day card I sent to all those Mothers on the Bluegrass Bar Association? —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters
• The law says you can’t discriminate against a mother, even if she’s a lesbian. —Covington Commissioners
• On Mother’s Day, single mothers with big breasts always drink free. —Mainstrasse Pub
• In southern Boone County, they even have Mother’s Day cards for barnyard animals. — Gex “Rhymes with Sex” Williams
• My mother needed more protection, so I went out and bought my pistol-packing mama another Glock, along with a concealed carry permit. —Bluegrass Rifle Association spokesman Billy Bob Carbine
• Wherever I went on Mother’s Day, everybody asked me what a MILF was. —Bobby Leach
• Sometimes we call it MILF Madness. —Boys with Boners
• Bill Fesh says he was sexually harassed by a MILF. —Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel
• A MILF is a terrible thing to waste. —Horny in Hebron
• When does The Blower’s Official MILF List come out? I want to be on it. —Lisa Wells, WLW Radio
• Can Cougars be MILFs too? —Uptight Bitches in Fort Mitchell hoping for real orgasms
• Why don’t you just give your readers our definition. —Wikipedia
• This year’s Mother’s Day buffet at the Golden Corral was better than ever. —Scott “Pass the Biscuits” Kimmich and Clueless Marc Wilson (No longer one of The Blower’s Faux Facebook “Friends”)
• Last weekend we showed “MILFs from Outer Space.” —Flashlight Theatre
• Don’t forget, Opening Day for my Y’All Ville baseball team is coming up pretty soon. —Mayor Blondie Whalen
• Hey, Everybody… Trish the Dish still wants to know when Unwed Teenage Mother’s Day is. —TV 19 News
• Sheree Paolello says TV 5 plans to do a story on that very subject. —Jack Atherton (Still at Channel 22.45 in Dayton in case you missed me)

Sometimes The Blower exposes IRS abuses to show that targeting TEA Party organizations because of their political views is not acceptable in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t an Obama Supporter.

This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially low level Obama-supporting IRS employees in Cincinnati.

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Judge Jeanine Pirro – Obama Admin Lied To America!!- Opening Statement

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