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Recent E-ditions Update (July 9-22)

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SUNDAY, JULY 22, 2018z

“War on PC Update” 
(We’re Doubling-Down on our Political Incorrectness!)image005

Official “TV Talk Show Analysis” 

(HILLARY AND THE HOUSECOAT)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For The President’s Putin Partnership )

SATURDAY, JULY 21, 2018

Special “Trigger Warnings”

(For People Who Are Oh-So-Easily Offended)image005

“Patronage County Conundrum” 

(We’re Attempting to Explain the Mystery!)

HEADER-JULY 18 PATRONAGE COUNTY

Official “Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(The Week in Media Bias History: Pro-Choice Clinton Deserves Oral Sex)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(This Morning, On Day #547 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching Still More Helsinki Hypocrisy, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.
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FRIDAY, JULY 20, 2018

“Friday’s Features” 

(Ohio’s Delusional Republican Governor John Kasich)

 “Indicting Hillary” 
(We’re Still Waiting)

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“Name-Calling Liberals Update” 

(Giving Melania Trump the Sarah Palin Treatment)

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“Historic Headlines”   

(Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky, Wherever You Are!)

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Back When America Put A Man On The Moon
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THURSDAY, JULY 19, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics” 

(“All The News That’s Not Fit To Fake” )

“Kasich’s 2020 Wet Dream for President” 

(It’s Never Too Early To Start)

“Republican Replay” 

(It Was Melania Media Mania At The Republican National Convention In Cleveland)image005

Official “Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Politico Claims Michelle Obama Voter Inititative Is ‘Nonpartisan’)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This Morning, On Day #545 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching More Helsinki Hypocrisy, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

Putin Summit: July 18, 2018

WEDNESDAY, JULY 18, 2018

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards” E-dition

(Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Scoop )

“Anderson Apocalypse 

(Thursday’s Policy Committee Meeting)

“Liberal Legacies” 

(Not All Dead DemocRATS Are Good DemocRATS!)

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“Divorce Agreement” 
(Because Finally, Enough is Enough!)
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“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(From The Whistleblower Archives)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This Morning, On Day #544 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, Everybody Hereabouts Believes There’s A Lot Of General Agreement Among Cartoonists Of All Political Persuasions Today (Their Approaches Range From Critical To Over-The-Top).)

TUESDAY, JULY 17, 2018

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(MORE HELSINKI HYPE)

 

“All Star Omens” 

(The Last Time The Game Was Rained Out Was 1988 In Cincinnati!)

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“Chaos On Campus” 

(14 Premarital Sex Memes We’ve Been Saving For You)

Official “Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

( Stephanopoulos Demands Flake Punish Trump by Blocking SC Vote)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching Leftists Post-Helsinki Summit Meltdown, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

MONDAY, JULY 16, 2018

WHISTLEGRAM

“All Star Weekend” 
(Remembering All Seven 1957 Reds All-Star Starters!)

“Republican Replay” 

(Remembering All Those Unclothed Women In Cleveland)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This Morning, On Day #542 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See How Leftists In The Media Cover Today’s Trump-Putin Summit In Helsinki, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

SUNDAY, JULY 15, 2018

 “More Marvelous Muckraking” 
(Here’s how it all began!)

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Official “TV Talk Show Analysis” 

(Russians’ Indictment Casts Shadow Ahead Of Trump-Putin Summit)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Political Patriotism)

SATURDAY, JULY 14, 2018

Official “Bastille Day” E-dition
(Does anybody know the rest of “The French, they are a funny race…”)

Official “National Nude Day In America”
(But It’s Still OK If You Carry A Towel To Sit On)

Patronage County Today” 

(“We’re Ferguson Free” )image005

Official “Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(The Week in Media Bias History: Diane’s Late Night Dream About Clinton)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Was Watching The Leftist Media Make Up All That Fake News About The Trumpster’s Upcoming Summit With Putin, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.
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FRIDAY, JULY 13, 2018

“Friday’s Features” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

Another “Guest Column” 

(Guess What Day It Is)

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WHISTLEGRAM

“Political Predictions” 
(We Saw This Coming A Long Time Ago)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
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Liberal outrage is all phony and fake)image004

THURSDAY, JULY 12, 2018

Thursday’s Tactics” 

(This Afternoon’s Whistlegram© Turned Out To Be Political Prophecy)

WHISTLEGRAM
(Calling BULLSHIT!)

Official “Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Nets Push Conspiracy Theory on Stormy Daniels Arrest)“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This Morning, On Day #538 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, Everybody Hereabouts Is Having Fun Watching Leftists’ Heads Explode Ever Since Judge Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court Nomination, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

WEDNESDAY, JULY 11, 2018

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards” E-dition

(Trump Takes NATO)

 “Fundraising For Fear-Mongering” 
(Just Like They’ve Been Doing For The Past 40 Years)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(From The Whistleblower Archives)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This Morning, On Day #537 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, Everybody Hereabouts Is Having Fun Watching Trump Destroy Obama’s Legacy, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

“Nude Watchers in NoKY” 
(They say, “Voyeurs Make Better Lovers!”)image024

TUESDAY, JULY 10, 2018

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(SCOTUS NOMINATION UPDATE)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(14 Pornhub Comments That Make Porn Even Better)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(ABC: ‘Reliably Conservative’ Kavanaugh Sends ‘Shivers’ Down Spines)

“No Nudes in Northside” 

(But Plenty of Other Perverts!)

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“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching Liberals Post-Nomination Meltdown After Trump Selected Judge Brett Kavanaugh for Supreme Court, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, JULY 9, 2018

“Monday Message” 

(President Trump Announces the Nominee for Associate Justice of the Supreme Court)

“America’s Best Run Cities List” 
(When You’re Only 117th, You Have To Try A Lot Harder)

WHISTLEGRAM
(Here Come Da Judge!)

“Naked in Newport” 
(Where it’ll be a great place to let it all hang out!)image005

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(This Morning, On Day #535 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting For Trump’s Prime Time Supreme Court Announcement, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.
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