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RECENT E-DITIONS (MARCH 11-26)

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MONDAY, MARCH 25, 2019

“Monday’s Message” 

(The Top Ten Signs Leftists Have Gone Off The Rails After The “No-Collision Mueller Report Was Released)

“Opening Day Hype” 

(Is This The “Next Year” We’ve All Been Waiting For Yet?)image006

“Dumbing Down Of America” 
(What We have Here Is A Failure To Communicate)

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“Political Posters
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Includes Our FAKE NEWS CNN BASHERS’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #794 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Fallout From The Mueller Report That Said “No Collusion,”  Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

SUNDAY, MARCH 24, 2019

“Weekend Wrap-up” 

(This Weekend From Florida)

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(First Trump Twitter After Mueller Report’s Release)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Prosecutions)

SATURDAY, MARCH 23, 2019

“Draining The Swamp” 

(It’s More Than A Metaphor)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Opening Day Jitters” by James Jay Schifrin)

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Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(Watch Chris Matthews Suffer an EPIC Meltdown Over the Mueller Report)

“Political Posters
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Includes Our Trump Derangement Sufferers’ Favorite Poster)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

(This Morning, On Day #792 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Watching The Marvelous Media Meltdown After The Mueller Report Said No Indictments For Trump, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary:

FRIDAY, MARCH 22, 2019

“Friday’s Features” 

(Release Of The Mueller Report)

“Updating The Blower’s Stylebook” 
(To Combat Inaccuracy In The Media)
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“Women’s History Month” 

(Helping Women Get Ahead)

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“Republican Replay” 

(Remembering When We Were All Watching Sluts In The Suburbs)

“Political Posters
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Includes Our Jewish Subscribers’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #791 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering What The Home Life Would Be Like For Kellyanne And George Conway, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”

(“This year on BB & BJ Day”)

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THURSDAY, MARCH 21, 2019

“Best Spring Break Ever” 

(Now We Know Why Trump High-Tails It To Mar-a-Lago Every Chance He Gets)

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“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Me, Greg Hartmann)

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Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Vile And Disgusting)

“Political Posters
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Includes Bob Mueller’s UN-Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #790 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Why So Many Formerly Fair-and-Balanced Cartoonists Have Gone Over To The Dark Side, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20, 2019

Let’s All Go on Spring Break

(Looking For Some Major Yabbos!)

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“BB & BJ Day”   

(This Year, Ladies, Give Your Guy What He Really Wants!)

“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #43, Published March 26, 1991)

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“Political Posters
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Includes Trannies’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #789 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is No Longer Wondering If The D-RAT Party Is Antisemitic, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, MARCH 19, 2019

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(“The Snake”)

How Do You Know It’s Really Spring?” 

(When Late Night Comedians Start Making Spring Jokes!)

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“Chaos On Campus” 

(Losing Your Virginity: Expectations vs Reality)

Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo” 

( News You Won’t See On TV!)

“Political Posters
(
Includes Islamaphobes’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #788 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Says D-RATS Want To Lower The Voting Age To 16 Along With An IQ Of 69, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, MARCH 18, 2019

“Monday’s Message”

(Only 595 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election)

“Republican Replay” 

(The Day Kasich Was Pronounced “Delusional”)image006

Remembering Shock and Awe”

(Bush 41 called it “Operation Iraqi Freedom”)image005

“Political Posters
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Includes White Supremacists’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #787 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Looking Forward To The Michigan MAGA Rally on March 28 (The Day Before Our Clermont Cronies’ Lincoln Reagan Dinner on March 29), Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. Get MAGA Rally Tickets HERE.)

SUNDAY, MARCH 17, 2019

“St. Patrick’s Day Hangover” 

(When Casual Racism Against the Irish Is OK!)

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“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Officials Dismiss Criticism That Trump Rhetoric To Blame For New Zealand Attack)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Putrid Poetry)

SATURDAY, MARCH 16, 2019

Official “Wearin’ of the Green” Issueimage013 - Copy

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Profiting From Experience” by James Jay Schifrin)

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Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo” 

( News You Won’t See On TV!)

“Political Posters”
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Includes Our Favorite Gun Control Hype Poster)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

(This Morning, On Day #785 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Still Reviewing Our Celebrities’ College Admission Scandal, Our Conservative Cartoonists Are Giving Us A Quick International Tour To See Some Political Cartoons From Around The World.)

FRIDAY, MARCH 15, 2019

Backstabber Voting

(“Best Friend” Is Ten Letters, But So Is “Lying Bitch.”)

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“Updating The Blower’s Stylebook” 
(To Combat Inaccuracy In The Media)

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“Political Posters”
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Includes Republican Congressmen’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(On Day #784 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Why the D-RATS’ biggest star is someone whose biggest accomplishment is losing. (Beto O’Rourke [ who will never be President] failed to get anything done in Congress, and with extreme policies like government-run health care and tearing down border barriers, his 2020 bid won’t be successful either), Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”

(“Celebrating Political Backstabbing Day”)

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THURSDAY, MARCH 14, 2019

Political Backstabbers Day Eve”

(Memo To Trump: Do NOT Go Near The Senate Tomorrow!)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is “Little Greggie” Delev)

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Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo” 

( Journalists Go Bonkers for Beto!)

“Political Posters”
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Includes Local Islamic Sympathizer Planned Parenthood’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #783 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Talking About How Rich People Are Paying Millions To Scam And Get Their Dumb Kids Into Good Colleges, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13, 2019

“Backstabber Nominations” 
(Is Obama Still America’s “Backstabber in Chief?”)

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“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #42, Published March 19, 1991)image007

“Political Posters”
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Includes Local Islamic Sympathizer Awan Afuqya’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #782 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Talking About The Latest Revelation About Obama’s Corrupt Justice Department, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, MARCH 12, 2019

“Tuesday’s Triumphs”
 (“Official Mainstream Media Accountability Survey”)

“2019 Political Backstabber of the Year Award” 
(And This Year There Are So Many Backstabbers To Choose From)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(Losing Your Virginity: Expectations vs Reality)

Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo” 

( Video Venom: 40 TV Shows Slam ‘Asshole’ Trump, Praise “Communism”)

“Political Posters”
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Includes The Conservative Agenda’s Favorite Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #781 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How Our Disingenuous D-RATS’ Impeachment Plans Are Coming Along, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

MONDAY, MARCH 11, 2019

“Monday Message”
(Debra Messing Shares Photo Of Vagina Cupcakes For International Women’s Day, Forced To Apologize To Transgender Women)

Political Videos Matter” 

(The “Mad Maxine” Waters Video Collection)

Antidisestablishmentarianism” 

(It Sounds Like Something We Would Really Be Against) 

“Political Posters” 
(
Includes Local Islamic Sympathizer Awan Afuqya’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #780 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Talking About Ohio Republican Governor Mike DeWhine’s Spending, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)