Today’s E-dition Has Been Approved To Research The Coordinated Leftist Insurrection During Trump’s First Year In Office
Tonight’s Coverage Is At The Same Point Of The Trumpster’s First Year In Office. We’re Reviewing Our “AUGUST 31 E-DITION. ”
It Was It Was Just More Coordinated Leftist Insurrection
AUGUST 31, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
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President Donald Trump will give $1 million of his own money to relief efforts for Hurricane Harvey, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced Thursday. (MORE)
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New Evidence Reveals Comey Exonerated Hillary Before Key Witness Interviews
Zero Hedge says a new letter from Senators Chuck Grassley and Lindsey Graham reveals testimony from new witnesses suggesting that former FBI Director James Comey had already started drafting documentation exonerating Hillary Clinton long before interviewing key witnesses, including Hillary herself. (MORE)
Evergreen State Faces $2.1 MILLION Budget Crisis After Radical Black Students Go Berserk
The Evergreen State College is facing a $2.1 million budget shortfall and a five percent plunge in enrollment in the wake of this spring’s continuous stream of high-profile protests led largely by radical black students. (MORE)
Greek Life Retreat Cancelled After Banana Peel Found In Tree
Campus Reform says a Greek Life retreat at the University of Mississippi (Ole Miss) was promptly cancelled this weekend after a banana peel was found hanging in a tree.
A student said he threw the peel because he could not find a garbage can, but the incident made some students uneasy, so the school “felt it was imperative to provide space immediately to students affected by this incident.” (MORE)
CNN Airs North Korean Propaganda
INFOWARS reports CNN Airs North Korean Propaganda has been accused of staging a dramatic piece of footage where reporter Drew Griffin rescues a Texas man who drove his truck into a canal. (MORE)
Here’s the Fashion Editor Who Trashed First Lady Melania Trump on Tuesday… WTF?
ABC NEWS Says Idiots In Dinosaur Suits Protest Trump’s Plan To Cut Budget For National Service Programs
AND OUR FEEL GOOD STORY FOR TONIGHT
WBAL (Baltimore) Reports Armed Suspects Robbed Pub Full Of Off-Duty Baltimore County Police Officers Attending Party
Authorities Urge Louisiana Residents To Evacuate Dangerous Lower Income Brackets
BATON ROUGE, LA—As punishing wind and rain from the former Hurricane Harvey made landfall, government officials urged Louisiana residents Wednesday to evacuate dangerous lower income brackets. “Given the extent of the potential destruction, we urge anyone in the path of the storm to make their way to higher median incomes immediately,” said Louisiana Gov. John Bel Edwards, adding that residents should resist any urge to wait out the dangerous weather below the poverty line and proceed directly to a higher tax bracket. “We know from experience that in hazardous conditions like these, the safest place for Louisianans to be is at least four or five times wealthier than they are now. This is no time to take risks—please, leave right now and make your way to the upper-middle class if at all possible.” Edwards went on to say that while no one could be forcibly evacuated, anyone who chose to remain in a lower income bracket should not expect to receive help anytime soon.
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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
Draining the Deep State Swamp
Now that Trump has been elected, I realize that the swamp is much vaster and deeper than the one I had earlier depicted. The ‘Deep State,’ or shadow government, features agencies that have been allowed to accrue way too much power and scope under little oversight. In other words, we allowed a monster to be created. (MORE)
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 225. There Are Now Only 1,159 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.