TODAY IS
MONDAY, JUNE 28, 2021
TRUMP’S ONE-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-NINTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE

AND OUR UNKNOWN CANDIDATE WONDERS IF ANY CONSERVATIVE SCHOOL BOARD CANDIDATES WILL INTRODUCE THEMSELVES AT TONIGHT’S 6:15 PM CRITICAL RACIST THEORY PROTEST AT NAGEL SCHOOL. THAT WAY THE BLOWER MIGHT EVEN FIND OUT THEIR IDENTITIES.

THERE’LL BE A BIG CRITICAL RACIST THEORY PROTEST AT NAGEL SCHOOL TONIGHT AT 6:15 PM

BUT FIRST, CHECK OUT OUR COVERAGE OF LAST MONTH’S BIG CRITICAL RACIST THEORY PROTEST TO SEE WHAT TO EXPECT.

THURSDAY, MAY 11, 2021
“Anderson Apocalypse Update”
(The Accountability Graveyard)

WARNING: FHSD STUDENTS MAY NOT BE PERMITTED TO READ THIS E-DITION