Special “Sunday Sermon” E-dition

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TODAY IS
SUNDAY, APRIL 04, 2021
TRUMP’S SEVENTY-FOURTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WE SEE JESUS PRACTICING SOCIAL DISTANCING AT THE LAST SUPPER
MARCH 20 SUNDAY SERMON

This Sunday in America…

image004… at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to ask for God’s help understanding the meaning of Political Parables, similar to those simple stories used to illustrate morals or spiritual lessons, as told by Jesus in the Gospels.

Everybody’s heard of the Parable of the Prodigal Son, the Good Samaritan, and the Parable of the Blind Man Leading The Blind Man.

image005And with all those silly similes and mean-spirited metaphors Liberals keep coming up with to compare former Republican President Donald Trump to crazy uncles, Godzilla, and even Adolf Hitler, Kane was surprised Trump’s supporters had not had yet parabled Trump’s battle against the Establishment in D.C. with the time Jesus physically threw the money changers out of the Temple, by overturning their tables, and even using a whip.

And when somebody does, try to remember you heard it here first.image006 image007