WEDNESDAY, MARCH 17, 2021
TRUMP’S FIFTY-SIXTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S TODAY’S VIRUS UPDATE
Vol. XXVII: The Mark of the Beast?
Sieg heil! All power to Moloch!
You can always rely on your Supreme Pastor to keep his ear to the ground, so that he might better shield you from the tidal wave of disinformation crashing down upon the world daily, spewing from various subversive groups and movements – especially, I must note, from those of the Caucasian, nativist Trump supporter persuasion.
For example, I have recently learned that some fundamentalist Christian sects – overwhelmingly in the dumpster for Trump – are warning their groupies that the health passports already being implemented by our Supreme Masters are actually the Biblical “mark of the beast” come to pass, because no one will be allowed to buy or sell without this passport.
These groups are apparently justifying their conspiracy theory with this passage from their Bible:
“And he shall make all, both little and great, rich and poor, freemen and bondmen, to have a character in their right hand, or on their foreheads. And that no man might buy or sell, but he that hath the character, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.”
Apoc. 13: 16-17
Isn’t it amusing how easily these Christians are fooled? It’s bad enough that they take that collection of myths, legends and fairytales seriously, but to associate it with our global project to promote the health of humanity? To quote Bush 41, one of the favorite leg-men of our Supreme Masters, “This will not stand!”
First of all, the passage they cite specifically refers to the right hand or forehead. Tell me, my friends, can you find me a doctor who is vaccinating people in the right hand or the forehead? Not even Little Anthony Fauci would be that stupid! If one of you can find such a quack, I will permit you the unrestricted use of my private cabana for a week, no questions asked!
Now, what about this buying and selling business? I remind you that our Supreme Masters have gone to great lengths to ensure that commercial transactions will continue, no matter how close to death’s door those involved may be. Take grocery stores, for example. Have not the major chains been encouraging customers to shop online and pick up at the curb for at least two years now? So that customers won’t have to contaminate themselves by appearing in stores?
We’ve got it covered at both ends: we created the phony risk, and we’ve provided the way to drastically reduce it! What unparalleled generosity and foresight!
You see, we are not the monsters we are portrayed as by these paranoid conspiracy theorists. True, we have created a climate of universal fear via a fake pandemic in order to destroy capitalism – but what is capitalism but the oppression of the many for the benefit of the few? By destroying capitalism, are we not creating unlimited opportunity for the many?
And true, we have rushed vaccines into production, but have we not simply responded to demand? The demand generated by fear, in fact, has been overwhelming. Do we not want to make people feel safe and secure?
I want you to remember two of our basic operating principles, my friends: first, we are the masters of the Hegelian dialectic. Thesis: a global pandemic. Antithesis: fear of death. Synthesis: safety and security through vaccination and health passports!
And second, perhaps the most important axiom of our Supreme Masters: the end justifies the means. What is the end? A global utopia, where everyone is valued for their trans-human dignity, not for their usefulness as the slaves of capitalists. A utopia where the earth is restored to its pristine beauty. A utopia where life spans are doubled and tripled by the consumption of leafy herbs and berries, with the help of robotics. A utopia without national boundaries, or wars, or religion, or heaven, or hell! A utopia without possessions, where ownership is a thing of the past! A utopia without greed or hunger!
Actually, my friends, if you happen to have John Lennon’s “Imagine” handy, just cue it up and you’ll have the perfect snapshot of the future our Supreme Masters have planned.
In closing, allow me to point out the REAL mark of the beast:
I, your most humble Supreme Pastor (but in no sense as supreme as our Supreme Master), salute your integrity authenticity, and intersectionality!
Yours for a healthier (and more sustainable) Temple,
(Rev.) Jim Jones
Supreme Pastor and CEO, Healthier Lives Matter
Little St. James Island