Official “Drinking The Mask-er Aid” E-dition


February 10, 2021
Vol. XXI: Out of the Closet

Two of the outcomes of the Kung Flu “pandemic” (hilarious!) and the 2020 “election” (uproarious!),  it occurs to me, might be somewhat worrisome and must be carefully monitored.  I am speaking, first of all, about the instant transformation of many American leaders, both elected and appointed, into our fellow Communist Party apparatchiks, destroying the rights of unsuspecting citizens by decree in the name of a health emergency.  In this, they have had the full support of the American medical establishment, including the public health bureaucracy, now exposed as merely a profit-sharing, vaccine-pushing façade for Big Pharma.  Profit-sharing: music to Marxist ears!

And secondly, I am speaking of many mainstream “Republicans” who have been exposed as working for our side!  You know, Mitch McConnell, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan on the board of Fox News…just look at their campaign contributions and affiliations and make your own list.  Of course, you can always start with the 11 “Republicans” who voted to strip Marjorie Taylor Greene of her committee assignments…try to be a little more subtle, boys and girls!

Yes, I am worried that we have let too many of our plans and stooges out of the closet at once.  The accusations of “traitor” are flying about like Pelosi-trained monkeys, and those Americans whom we have not succeeded in putting to sleep with bread, circuses, and psyops are getting quite restless and angry.

What is the solution to this problem?

I have consulted with our Supreme Master, George Soros, and I am happy to report that he and his colleagues have already devised a plan to deal with those domestic enemies who dare to resist the narrative.  In fact, as always, our Supreme Master is ten steps ahead of the situation!

Here is a summary of their plan:

While the strategy used to promote the virus and its vaccination “solution” is relentless fear-mongering, we will use the opposite strategy to address political unrest about the stolen election: reassurance and spin.  That is, the word will be spread throughout our media empire that a consensus had to be reached in order to save democracy and save the election, both of which were clearly endangered by Trump, his agenda, and his widespread support among “deplorables.”

TIME magazine, in fact, has already introduced this strategy, proudly referring to the election results as the work of a “well-funded cabal of powerful people, working behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information.”

And here’s the kicker: “They were not rigging the election, they were fortifying it…”  Fortifying?  What a riot, Alice, a regular riot!  We didn’t steal the election, we just gave the deplorables a massive dose of Ovaltine!  For their own good!  Hah-hah-hah-hah-cough-snort-spit…

In other words, this is the Carroll Quigley (Bill Clinton’s mentor, and author of Tragedy and Hope) stratagem: own up to our vast conspiracy, to a certain extent, and claim the moral high ground with it.

While we are redefining the meaning of election events in positive, constructive terms, we will also play good cop and bad cop, by tightening the screws on violations of our political narrative, as follows:

  • Universal censorship across all social media platforms;
  • De-platforming websites that publish disinformation;
  • Threatening employers who fail to dismiss dissenters among their employees;
  • Denying credit to all purveyors of disinformation;
  • Disbarring attorneys who represent sources of disinformation;
  • Impeaching judges who fail to punish dissenters;
  • Removing dissenting politicians from office by all available means.

Similarly, we will now introduce the good cop/bad cop strategy to the “pandemic” and to “vaccines.”  While the bad cop fear-mongering continues, we will introduce a good cop factor to counter-balance it: that is, we will lavish praise and social approval upon those who take the vaccine.  In fact, our Supreme Master is already investigating ways in which the income and prestige of the vaccinated can be elevated, cause envy and guilt among the unvaccinated.  He has even floated a public relations motto among his colleague


(He briefly considered Arbeit Macht Frei but dismissed it as too volatile).

So you see, my friends, our Supreme Master has everything well in hand, and we can continue to be confident in our future role as financially favored sons and daughters (and any other gender pronoun you prefer) of the Destroy America Revolution…and don’t worry that a reward system for the vaccinated will mean less money for us.  After all, the vaccinated will all be dead in a matter of weeks and months anyway!

I, your most humble Supreme Pastor (but in no sense as supreme as our Supreme Master), salute your integrity authenticity, and intersectionality!

Sieg heil!

Yours for a healthier (and more sustainable) Temple,


(Rev.) Jim Jones

Supreme Pastor and CEO, Healthier Lives Matter

Little St. James Island