TODAY IS
MONDAY, FEBRUARY, 2021
TRUMP’S TWELFTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WHENEVER POLITICAL PARTIES SEND OUT THEIR PHONY FUND-RAISING SURVEYS, THERE’S NEVER A QUESTION ABOUT ELECTION INTEGRITY

Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest

This week, everybody who still approves of The Blower’s policy to ban any content that does not include “Stop the Steal,” “Rigged Election” or “Biden’s Voter Fraud” ahead of the 2024 Elections in only 1373 more days,  e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

 

The winner is Luther D-Truther, who believes the truth about Joke Biden*s 2020 Rigged Elections is still being concealed from the public by a powerful conspiracy covering up a “Moving Coup” in progress by Leftists In Congress, the Deep State, The Radical Media Establishment, and the Dishonest D-RAT Party.

Luther wins an Official Whistleblower 2024 Campaign Counter, Membership in the Conservative Agenda’s Elections Integrity Project, and a virtual front-row seat at The Trumpster’s Second Impeachment Trial in the Senate scheduled to begin next Monday.

His Winning Entry Is:

 When you’re Twitter-Banned like good old Mike Lindell
Down in the depths of Social Media Hell
It’s ‘cause you broke their damn rule
You silly old fool
D-Truth you were never supposed to tell.

 

And Perturbed in Park Hills Says
When you’re Twitter banned like old Mike Lindell
Just tell the oligarchs to go to hell.

Jack Dorsey seems to think he’s a Druid;
His conception of truth is quite fluid.

Truth, don’tcha know, he condemns as “hate speech,”
A term all leftist thugs just love to screech.

Meanwhile, back at Silicon, the brown shirts,
Many of whom are better off in skirts,

Give a free pass to a “#KillTrump” hashtag.
To them it’s just a hilarious gag.

“Pigs In A Blanket, Fry Em Like Bacon”:
There’s a peaceful protest in the makin’!

The Twitter cesspool of violent threats,
As far from First Amendment as it gets,

Is just a playground for the hate-filled left;
Of virtue they are totally bereft.

If we had a real Congress they’d be closed,
And jail sentences for life be imposed.

We’ve drunk enough of this Bolshevik cup:
How ’bout a warm glass of shut the hell up?!

The First Line Of Next Week’s Limerick Contest Is:
“Next Week At Trump’s Second Impeachment Trial”