TODAY IS
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2020
TRUMP’S 1423rd DAY IN OFFICE
AND JOKE BIDEN’S DOGS PLAY TUG-OF-WAR WITH TRUMP TOY AS BIDEN SUPPOSEDLY CALLS FOR “UNITY”
All Good Things Must Come To An End
This week, everybody who still hadn’t looked for a job because he’d been raking in more Pandemic Unemployment Assistance Benefits during the Pandemic than he ever got working, and just got an e-mail saying that gravy train he’d been riding was just about to come to a screeching halt, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Sidney Slacker, who says maybe he’ll head down to Georgia to see how much riot money radical activists will be getting from all those George Soros groups get for “peacefully protesting” after the big January runoff election if, by any chance ballots had been honestly counted, who says there’s always a way for Slackers to get by in a Blue State or D-RAT run county.
Sidney wins traveling expenses to Atlanta from Black Lies Matter, weapons for “Peaceful Protesting” from ANTIFA, and a really nice sign to hold to get himself on TV. His winning limerick is:
When Your PAU Benefits Are About To Expire
And you’re not rich enough to retire
Never worry, my friend
This won’t be the end
Because Dishonest D-RATS are always ready to hire.
Now We Have “In Defense of Looting”
By the Mayors of Minneapolis, Seattle and Portland
When Your PAU Benefits Are About To Expire
And you’re desperate to avoid straits that are dire,
Here’s the top suggestion from our D-RAT playbook:
(Our objective: to gain power by hook or by crook.)
Head down to your local shopping mall to start looting,
But wait for the TV cameraman to start shooting.
Make sure he films your BLM and “We Believe” signs –
Those social justice covers for anarchist designs.
Once your pure motives are universally broadcast,
Light up your Molotov cocktails; it’s time for a blast!
As soon as the store windows are broken, you can get in
And start clearing the shelves with a delirious grin.
Flat screen smart TV’s, laptops, drones and gaming headsets:
Any high-priced electronics will clear all your debts.
When you come back outside with your sack full of booty
And you find that the cameraman is still on duty,
Make sure you say that this mostly peaceful occasion
Was just your righteous substitute for reparation.
“You’re a racist if you dare to disagree!” you’ll claim,
“Trump, Whites, Christians and Republicans all share the blame!”
The First Line On Next Week’s Limerick Contest Is:
“Here’s Why D-RATS Always Must Cheat”
MORE AWARD-WINNING PROSE AND POETRY LATER
