Special “Holidays Dispirited” E-dition

TODAY IS
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 06, 2020
TRUMP’S 1416th DAY IN OFFICE
AND TRUMP WAS NEVER RUNNING AGAINST BIDEN. HE WAS RUNNING AGAINST VOTER FRAUD.
December Daze

image015 - Copyimage005The Adams County Travel and Visitors Bureau says those Amish Christmas Tree Lights are always the biggest event in Adams County during the Yuletide Season. People drive from all over the tri-state just to see them, and this Saturday the occasion will be even more historic, because Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup will be throwing the switch to turn on the display. Call “Bronze Star’s” Office at (513) 474-7777 for a ticket to the VIP Party. Both Jewish families in Adams County will be invited to participate in their homes by lighting candles on their Hanukkah menorahs.

image005And with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane and the Conservative Crew from Congress, that event will really rock.

 image005IN TODAY’S NEWS FOR JEWS, just in time for Chanukah, The Blower is checking out that long article in the FAKE NEWS New York Times warning about the supposed health dangers of eating fried potatoes, even though the news it didn’t mention the word “Chanukah” or the latkes.


image005ALSO IN CLERMONT COUNTY: Let’s all learn the words so we can sing them at “Mean Jean’s” upcoming Annual Holiday Party later this month, because Ohio Rep-tile “Mean Jean” Schmidt is keeping tradition alive with her annual Christmas party.  This year it will be held at the Jack casino in downtown Cincinnati on Tuesday, December 15 starting at 6:30 p.m. until 9:30 p.m. The public is invited and the casino will provide you with a complimentary $15 voucher for any type of gaming.  Just tell Security at the door you are there for the Schmidt event. Schmidt will feature her free buffet including the famous pair of peeing cherubs dispensing flowing champagne.  There will also be music and dancing and political preening.

 

The political elite in Northern Kentucky are still talking about last Wednesday’s Annual Graydon Holiday Party at the Fort Mitchell Country Club which has come to be known as the premiere business-holiday event on both sides of the river, made even more prestigious this year without the participation of former Graydon attorney Rick “The Batboy” Robinson. Compare that sumptuous soiree with the Chintzy Christmas event being planned by COAST’s Litigious Lawyer Chris Finney, where anybody can get in for free, but you’ll still have to pay for your own food and drinks, now that a real conservative like COAST’s new right-wing Chairman BradBeckett is running the show. 

Political Insiders in Northern Kentucky are also anxiously awaiting their engraved invitations to our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders’ Four Hundred and Twenty Seventh Annual Office Party. The Robster’s still trying to find a place big enough to accommodate all his friends, especially if the Whistleblower NoKY Legal Dream Team and the Cabal to Destroy “Crazy Eric Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) decide to have their Holiday events at the same time and place again. What a coincidence that would be. 

Thursday at 9:41 PM, it will be exactly six years since Charles Foster Kane’s Long-Time Faux Facebook Friend Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters finally “unfriended” him. Do you think it was something we could’ve written?

image024 - Copyimage005ORNAMENTS FOR THE DAMNED: Catholics who defied the Church and will surely burn in hell for voting for Obama can show their support by decorating their homes with Obama ornaments during the holiday season. This one only costs $8.99, plus God-only-knows-how-much for shipping-and-handling from the defunct Obama 2016 Third-Term Re-election Campaign.

image005AND YOU KNOW ITS GOING TO BE A GOOD HOLIDAY SEASON, because K-Mart just re-ordered more of those Amazing Chabotheads. Kwanza Claus says on there are now only 23 more shoplifting days until Kwanza. Druids will be celebrating the Winter Solstice on December 21, and Cougars in Fort Mitchell will be trolling for high school boys for some World Orgasm Day revelry.

image026 - Copyimage005Now here’s an update on that Company Christmas Party you’ve been reading about in The Blower:

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
To: All Employees
Date: December 4
RE: Holiday Party

People, people, nothing sinister was intended by having our CEO dress up like Santa Claus! Even if the anagram of “Santa” does happen to be “Satan,” there is no evil connotation to our own “little man in a red suit.” It’s a tradition, folks, like sugar shock at Halloween or family feuds over the thanksgiving turkey or broken hearts on Valentine’s Day. Could we lighten up? Please? Also the company has changed its mind about the special announcement at the gathering. You will get a notification in the mail sent to your home.

Patty

image027 - Copyimage005FINALLY, AT YESTERDAYS MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if there would be another Anderson High School’s Class of ‘56 Survivors Christmas Dinner at Grove Park Grille this year. Attendance keeps getting smaller every year.

The best part of the last year’s event was when one of Kane’s classmates we’ll call “Carl” (an illustrious former Clermont County elected official )once again showed everybody his class ring that had just been returned to him that he thought had been lost forever the night of the Senior Prom. One of his old girlfriend’s doctors found it during a recent Gynecological Exam.

image028 - CopyAnd REMEMBER: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Feckless Fishwrappers.

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HOLIDAY PARTY HOT LINE
E-mail Your Engraved Invitations Today.

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Some party crashing items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally party crashing subscribers.

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WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY

image028 - CopyNote: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.

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