SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 2020
TRUMP’S 1394th DAY IN OFFICE
Getting in Touch With Your Inner Turkey
The deadline for submitting nominations for the Whistleblower’s 2020 Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurants) is Monday, November 23 (three days before Thanksgiving) at 4PM.
And like everything else in The Blower, nominees will always be discriminated against on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law).
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Kentucky Turkeys won’t be left out of The Blower’s 2020 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant), because separate winners will be awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass.
So this year’s Turkey of the Year Contest promises to be our best yet, but only with your help. Remember what Jesse “The Body” Ventura said: “If you don’t vote, you’ll be leaving the decision to an even bigger turkey than you are.”
This will be the umpteenth year for the for our Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest, and nominations for 2020 are already pouring in. Now see if you can identify any of our nominees from years gone by.
PREVIOUS TURKEY OF THE YEAR NOMINATIONS