MONDAY, OCTOBER 12, 2020
TRUMP’S 1361st DAY IN OFFICE
AND JOE BIDEN SPOKE FROM THE CINCINNATI MUSEUM CENTER TONIGHT
BUT THIS WAS JOE BIDEN’S ENTIRE AUDIENCE
AND THESE WERE A FEW OF THE TRUMPSTERS RALLYING OUTSIDE
From The Same Panderers Who Thought Painting Black Lives Matter In Front Of City Hall Was A Great Idea
This week, everybody who thinks Cincinnati City Clown-cil’s Political Pandering Committee needed to do something really stupid like renaming Reading Road to the Hussein Highway before The Trumpster’s Re-election in 22 more days, e-mailed his entry to the Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Randy Ream, a Printer’s Devil at Curry Printing, who says my boss says we’re going to sell a lot of stationery and business cards to companies located on Reading Road, being forced to make some expensive changes.
Randy wins a list of all those lucky Reading Road businesses for his firm’s salesman to call on, a lifetime pass to ride free on the Cincinnati Streetcar, plus one of the eight seats at Joe Biden’s maskless event in Cincinnati today,(Shown Above)
His Winning Limerick Is:
The renaming of old Reading Road
Could soon be a sad episode
Cause they’ll all get excited
When Obama’s indicted
And Clown-cil’s Pandering would then implode.
Perturbed in Park Hills’ Super Sonnet Says,
The Renaming Of Old Reading Road
Means Clowncil was by Obama snowed.
Oba-Messiah can do no wrong,
Even though a Communist lifelong.
His mere name makes Kearney’s tongue hang out,
Like Bitch-in-a-Ditch’s tongue, no doubt.
I propose a quite diff’rent approach
To celebrate that lying cockroach:
Re-name Reading by one of his lies
Hidden by his media allies.
“You can keep the insurance you like,”
He said, to disguise his tax hike.
“One hundred million are now enrolled!”
One hundred thousand, the truth bell tolled.
“Islam is a religion of peace,”
Said the expert adept at the fleece.
“The Constitution I do respect,”
While the same Constitution he wrecked.
Would one of those lies fit on a sign?
A road to nowhere is B.O.’s shrine.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“When the media takes a news poll”
Note: people who work in government offices should be receiving The Whistleblower-Newswire on their home computers because we do not approve of public servants wasting time reading this trash on over-taxed payers’ time (except when you have something to snitch).