THURSDAY, OCTOBER 08, 2020
TRUMP’S 1357th DAY IN OFFICE
STOP THE ROBO CALLS. OUR BALLOT’S ALREADY IN THE MAILImagine if you will, absentee voting instructions that are really easy to understand, telling you exactly how much postage you’ll need to put on your Absentee Ballot Envelope.
Absentee Voting Instructions from the Hamilton County Board of Elections say your Voted Absentee Ballot postage will cost 55 ¢, so you put 55 ¢ postage on your Voted Absentee Ballot Envelope and drop it in the mail box, and for the next 26 days it’ll be off your mind.
Now fast forward to Election Night and you’rewatching the returns. There’s a big story on TV about all those ballots that won’t be counted, and there’s breaking news the Absentee Voting Instructions from the Hamilton County Board of Elections were wrong and you were supposed to have put 70 ¢ postage on your Voted Absentee Ballot Envelope.
Not to worry. Something like that could never happen in All Blue Hamilton County. It’s not like we’re all living in the Twilight Zone.