TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15
TRUMP’S 1334th DAY IN OFFICE
AND AG BARR TELLS PROSECUTORS TO CONSIDER CHARGING VIOLENT D-RAT RIOTERS WITH SEDITION…
At today’s virtual meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane to comment on The Blower’s approval by the Presidential Historical Society for 2016 Elections Research because 2016 & 2017 Trump chronicles were a political precursor for Trump’s inept impeachment in 2019 and The Blower’s breaking news coverage of events in 2020.
For the past two weeks, we have all agreed Trump has had every right to be enraged that four years after Barack Obama’s top henchmen concocted and executed the biggest political scandal of all time, not one person has been held criminally responsible while trials against his associates drag on.
That’s why every night, The Blower’s TRUMP CHRONICLES: 2016 Campaign highlights our news coverage on that date four years ago during Trump’s 2016 Primary Campaign we also see how many unfinished events should’ve been taken care of years ago. For example, TONIGHT’S TOP TRUMP CHRONICLES: 2016 stories were here:
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 2016
What If We Had A Hillary’s Health Joke E-dition Tonight?
We Could Have Some Recent News Stories About Hillary’s Health
CNN Could Claim Hillary Is Healthy
Hillary Could Tell Us She’s OK?
We Could See What Really Happened At Chelsea’s Apartment
Bill Clinton Could Try To Claim Hillary Only Has The Flu
Late Night TV Comedians Could Try To Prove Hillary Is Healthy
We Could Have A “Joke Note” From Hillary’s Doctor (Written By The Clinton Campaign) To Reassure Voters Hillary Is “In Good Health” And “Fit To Serve As President” (With a Campaign Disclaimer Like “I’m Hillary Clinton And I Approved This Message”)
We Could Have Hillary’s Health Posters
We Could Have Hillary’s Health Cartoons
We Could Have Hillary’s Health Videos
We Could Have Hillary’s Health Sight Gags
And We Could Even Have This Old Hillary Joke from Our Good Friend Bobby Leach.
Disgraced Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton, who just turned 70 on August 19, still gets around pretty well. One of his favorite places to go is his private office where he can sit in seclusion and ponder his life’s accomplishments.
One day an intern named Monica walks in and the two begin to talk. Soon the conversation turns to sex and Bill says “that’s what I want most of all.” The woman looks at the frail Bill and says, “You old coot…what makes you think you can still get it up?” “I suppose you’re right,” says Bill “but at least it would be nice if someone would just hold it.” The young intern saw no harm in this and agreed to “hold it” and this activity went on everyday for a couple of weeks.
One day Monica went into the office to be with Bill and he was nowhere to be found. She was told where he was last seen so off she went. Monica arrives and is shocked to find Bill with Hillary. They are sitting together and Hillary is “holding it,” Monica instantly becomes irate and shouts “Bill, how could you do this to me, what does she have that I don’t have?”…Bill just smiles and says “Parkinson’s.”
How Funny Would All That Be?
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TODAY’S FOUR EARLIER EDITIONS
“Political Videos Matter” (How The Videos You See Are Chosen
“Only 55 More Days Till The Election” (Looking At Colin Powell’s Leaks)
“9/11 Rant Reaction” (Why The Terrorists are Winning!)“Those Were The Good Old Days” (From The Whistleblower Archives)Fast Forward to 2017
And that’s the way it was today on the 128th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done to America.
*1,147 Until “Dee-Day” If You Live In Anderson Township
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