MONDAY, JULY 20, 2020
TRUMP’S 1277th DAY IN OFFICE
AND STILL NONE OF OBAMA’S POLITICAL PERPS IN THE SLAMMER
Last Week, The Blower’s Top 2016 Stories Included
OUR NUMBER ONE STORY LAST WEEK was “No Nudes in Northside (But Plenty of Other Perverts!)
OUR NUMBER TWO STORY LAST WEEK was “Nude Watchers in NoKY” (They say, “Voyeurs Make Better Lovers!”)
AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY LAST WEEK was “National Nude Day In America” (But It’s Still OK If You Carry A Towel To Sit On)
But this week in 2016, The Blower remembers when Whistleblower Naked News Correspondent Oliver Klozhoff said he was glad we let him drive up to Cleveland early to cover the Republican National Convention, because as the sun rose Sunday morning over the Quicken Loans Arena in downtown Cleveland, 100 women stood completely nude, being photographed holding large, round mirrors facing the arena. No kidding!
It’s a good thing Esquire did a big spead on the nude protest, or some people might think we were just having fun making it all up.