SUNDAY, JULY 12, 2020
TRUMP’S 1269th DAY IN OFFICE
AND NUDISTS ARE ADAPTING TO COVID 19
Today’s “National Nude Day In America” E-dition Has Been Pronounced Officially Dead Because Of The Same Deadly Chinese Kung Flu Virus That Leftists In The Press Are Still Whining About.
Now We’ll Show You Last Year’s “National Nude Day In America” To See What This Year’s Would’ve Looked Like.
Our Nude National Holiday
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Nude-Watchers in Northern Kentucky will be thanking The Blower for being the only media outlet in the Tri-State to recognize that Sunday is National Nude Day. “It’ll be a great way to keep cool during the hot, sticky summer,” the CamBoozler explained, “when local nudist groups are happy for new members to take it off, take it all off.
Yesterday Northern Kentucky Nudist Spokesman Ollie Ogler explained, “National Nude Day is a serious event. People who like to parade around in the altogether are not really perverts. Snicker if you will, but Nudists believe that the body is a beautiful thing, and meant to be displayed. Nudist colonies, nude beaches, and other venues exist to cater to the preferences of individuals who seek to walk around ‘au natural,’ when baring it all might be offensive to the conservative population! Nudists are individuals, who believe the human body is most beautiful in its natural state. Whether or not you agree with them, nudists encourage people to strut their stuff.”
Meanwhile on National Nude Day, just like most every other day, porn investigators at our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob Sanders’ office will be busy watching previous episodes of Naked News.
Last year’s winner of the Tuesday’s National Nude Day Photo Contest at the Northern Kentucky Nudist Camp in Florence was none other than Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl, who often visits that same location every day searching every crack and cranny looking for escaped inmates. “I would never ask my men to do a job I wouldn’t do myself,” Terry said.
Terry says this is his favorite picture of the girls you might see at the Northern Kentucky Nudist Camp in Florence. Say hello to Sandy, Candy, and Mandy.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Ollie Ogler.
NATIONAL NUDE DAY PHOTO HOT LINE
E-mail your overexposed photos today
Some nude-watching items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally nude-watching subscribers.
WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEOS OF THE DAY
Toyota Nude Camp Commercial
Red Bull Nudist Camp Commercial
(Sent in by in by Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas, who will be announcing his Family Friendly Nudist Camp and Marina opening on the Ohio River near the Belterra Racino in the very near future. Andy’s Sex Doll Brothel in Anderson should also be opening soon.
Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.