SUNDAY, JUNE 21, 2020
Trump’s 1248th Day In Office
Happy Summer Solstice, Everybody!
First Day of Summer Summer actually began yesterday at 5:44 p.m. EDT by celebrating a religious holiday for modern Pagans. Dave the Druid says it’s no coincidence our festivities coincide with the longest day of the year.
Yesterday when it was still Spring, Hamilton County Treasurer Rob Goering needed to come up with some new ways for you to avoid licking and sticking a Forever Stamp (on sale at Kroger) on an envelope or standing in those long lines at the Treasurer’s Office with some new easy ways to pay.
They say you could pay online. They say you can pay by electronic check. Or they say you can pay by phone at 877-764-3524. Checks, money orders, Discover Card (NOVUS), VISA, MasterCard, and American Express are accepted as payment, but you can bet you’ll have to pay an exorbitant extra fee.
Remember: Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering says failure to receive a tax bill will not avoid such penalty and/or interest if you’re late mailing your Real Estate Taxes.
All those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, probably paid on their Free Obama phones (that cost over-taxed payers more than $2 Billion), that’s if they weren’t selling their Free Phones for cash or drugs. Perhaps you recall James O’Keefe’s Investigation, where people did just that.
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says yesterday may have been the Summer Solstice, but Orgasm Donors in Northern Kentucky always party hearty on the Winter Solstice. It’s not because it’s the shortest day of the year, because it’s also “World Orgasms for Peace” Day.
Didn’t Mae West once say: “An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away?”
How many Druids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: None. They don’t screw in light bulbs, they screw in stone circles.
Meanwhile, Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel says she’s heard from divorce attorneys all over Northern Kentucky about The Blower’s survey of to see which bedroom community on the South Shore was the “top cheating neighborhood,” and The Blower will soon publish a full report.
FROM THE WHISTLEBLOWER SCIENCE DEPARTMENT: Yesterday Whistleblower Science Editor Copernicus Tadwell showed us the digital technology that would let Trump’s Killer Drones identify your face in the middle of a crowd. [SEE IT HERE]
We’re also going to show you the Amazing Escherian Stairwell. We know how it works. See if you can figure it out.
Meanwhile, porn investigators at our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders’ office are busy watching the trailer free at The Naked News.
HAPPY DEFLATED FATHER’S DAY!
More Donations for Dad Later!