MONDAY, JUNE 15, 2020
Trump’s 1242nd Day In Office
WHILE CINCINNATI CLOWNCIL GAY CHRIS SQUEALBACK IS OFFENDED BY WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON’S STATUE BECAUSE OHIO’S FIRST PRESIDENT WAS NOT RIDING SIDE-SADDLE.Supporters, Protesters, Looters, And Police Prepare for The Trumpster’s Five-Year Anniversary Tomorrow
Hurley the Historian says Donald Trump will be celebrating another milestone tomorrow because he launched his run for the White House exactly five years ago on June 16, 2015.
Nobody expected he’d become the presumptive Republican nominee, and tomorrow the entire “Destroy Trump Alliance” (The Destroy Trump Media, Disingenuous D-RATS, The Deep State, Never Trumpers, and Establishment Republicans) will be continuing their relentless attacks on Trump just like after the nation’s “Two Seconds of Unity” had expired following the attempted assassinations of all those Republicans practicing for their Congressional Baseball Game by a Bernie Sanders Supporter suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome.
And was The Whistleblower Newswire covering Donald Trump’s announcement five years ago tomorrow? You bet! As the official voice of the Conservative Agenda and the publication of record for all patriotic proceedings in America, our readers knew to expect nothing less.
This was Trump’s first speech as a 2016 Presidential candidate. Somehow The Blower knew it wouldn’t be his last.
And here are some of the other Republicans who were said to be running for president in 2016. How many of those GOP primary contest losers can you still identify today?