SUNDAY, JUNE 14, 2020
Trump’s 1241st Day In Office
AND THERE’S STILL TIME TO SIGN THE TRUMPSTER’S “OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY CARD.”
Flag Day in Southwest Ohio
According to all those respected political scientists who measure the effectiveness of Conservative Political Activity at the American Conservative Accountability Project (ACAP), fourteen years ago on Flag Day was only the “second biggest day” in the decline and fall of the fortunes of Conservatives in Southwest Ohio.
On that date “Mean Jean” Schmidt (or as she has come to be known as the Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch) was elected after our disgraced former Sniveling Senator’s Stuttering Son (Now-a-Judge) P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine spent more than a million dollars of somebody else’s money trashing revered former Congressman Bob McEwen and “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman in a special Flag Day GOP Primary, after Rob “Fighting for Funding for the Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center” Portman abruptly resigned with millions in his campaign war chest, at the same time costing Ohio’s Second District over-taxed payers more millions of dollars for special elections to replace him. If that didn’t qualify him to be Mitt Romney’s running mate, we don’t know what did.
Hurley the Historian says the second-biggest day in the decline and fall of the fortunes of Conservatives in Southwestern Ohio was the date the Robmeister announced he was quitting to become a TROTUS and then a DOMBUS (pronounced Dumb-ass) in Duyba’s Cabinet, where, ever since Portman arrived, his President’s approval numbers got flushed down the crapper, along with Portman’s legacy, which was declared “totally flushed” on June 8, 2008 as The Honorable Rob Portman and other “Honorable” Hamilton County RINOs selling their souls, groveled before Now Disbarred Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced D-RAT, Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley, when $tan held court at his first big fund-raiser for “Mean Jean” Schmidt to celebrate the “Bluing of Hamilton County.”
That Local Insider who at one time claimed to be writing a long-overdue book about all that Wandering in the Wilderness going on at Hamilton County RINO Party Headquarters, says ten years ago on Flag Day, GOP Mall Cop Alex T. and the rest of $tan’s Soul-mortgaged RINOs attended $tan’s Second Annual Brunch to honor our Bitch-in-a-Ditch (only the day after The Fishwrap disclosed Mean Jean’s multi-million dollar net worth on its front page), as they all showed what they thought of that big Cincinnati TEA Party and Cincinnati Project 912 Rally for Freedom in Southwest Ohio at the Bandstand in New Richmond, Ohio (which claimed 1,480 confirmed RSVPs) on Flag Day 2009. Shown here are Patty, Maxine, and Laverne, winners of The Blower’s Flag Day Body Painting Contest.
Republicans for Higher Taxes had hoped Mean Jean would drive down to the anti-taxers’ event in New Richmond that year and get herself on Channel 5 again, claiming all those TEA Party Patriots supported her, just like she did at the March 15, 2009 TEA Party Protest on Fountain Square, although “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman had passed out 3,000 pieces of literature exposing Southwest Ohio’s most embarrassing elected official in history (including Jerry Springer), who’d voted for higher gas taxes, higher sales taxes, and the Bush/Obama Bailout for Billionaires that funded AIG’s $165 million bonuses to executives. She’s shameless enough.
But the best part about Anderson Township’s Largest Flag Day In The Area and President Donald J. Trump 74th Birthday Parade (Five-Miles Long, 542-Units) thi morning according to the Anderson TEA Party was, “Mean Jean” will not be allowed to participate.
Because in 2012, our local TEA Party Patriots got their revenge, when they helped war hero “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup defeat “Mean Jean” in the GOP Congressional Primary. Unfortunately, our TEA Partiers appeared to have been double crossed again, after Alex T. assigned a career-bureaucRAT totally beholden to Alex T. and the Hamilton County RINO Party to “manage” “Bronze Star’s” campaign, who himself seems to have been double-crossed, since he never got that big job he was promised and wound up working for D-RAT Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neil. Maybe the guy got Mickey Esposito’s job in the property room. The next year, one of the losers who ran against Wenstrup in the 2012 GOP Primary was the Doomed D-RAT Candidate for Congress, got his balls cut off running against Steve Chabothead in Ohio’s First Congressional District. Is America a great country or what?
Back in Hamilton County where Devious D-RAT Hamilton County Commissioner David A. Pepper lost his bid to become Ohio Auditor against TEA Party Pariah Dave Yost, our Local Kneepad Liberals in the Press still have never gotten around to following up on the Republicans for Higher Taxes report that said Pepper’s favorite freedom to support was “Burning the American Flag.” You can’t get much more disgraceful than that.
And where are all those so-called Anti-Tax Organizations today? In a little more than a week, your Hamilton County property taxes are due. Maybe those guys are still sucking up to our Disingenuous D-RAT County Auditor (who was traditionally permitted to run unopposed by the RINOs at 700 Walnut Street and received a medal from attorneys making a killing handing all the Auditor’s Board of Revulsion cases).
Even though today is officially Flag Day, Clowncilgay Chris Squealback says we won’t be seeing our Annual Gay “Squealing with Pride” Parade in Greater Cincinnati today. Whistleblower Alternative Life-Styles Editors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis say our local gay wads chose October 3 as a more appropriate time to put the Queen back in the Queen City, since blow jobs through a coronavirus mask are not so romantic. Still, every day at Cincinnati’s Gay Friendly City Hall, Award-Winning Photo Illustrator Arts Conception shows us you can see the Gay Pride Flag proudly unfurled.
Meanwhile, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo explains why Confederate Flag Day isn’t celebrated as a national holiday: (All together now, Whistleblower Readers) “Because they lost!”
The Blower remembers when Retired Cleveland Pain Dealer News Hawk Turned Bellwether Blogger Bill Sloat said we should all watch that year’s National Museum of American History’s “Raise It Up! Anthem for America” concert to honor the 200th Anniversary of the Star Spangled Banner that afternoon. Everybody was supposed go outside and sing it at 2 PM tomorrow, and to fly the flag on June 14 — Flag Day. Sloat likes “God Bless America” better because it is easier to sing. Or “This Land is My Land,” because it is more about the USA. Sloat doesn’t know if there’s any movement to scrap the anthem, but there should be, in his humble opinion.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially, P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine, now (if you can believe this) an associate Justice on the Ohio Supreme Court, whose responsibility for helping inflict “Mean Jean” Schmidt on Ohio’s Second Congressional District will never be forgotten, or forgiven.
A Picture is said to be worth a thousand words, but we think this one is worth many more.
FLAG DESECRATION HOT LINE
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