SATURDAY, MAY 30, 2020
TRUMP’S 1226TH DAY IN OFFICE
AND WOULD’T IT BE FUNNY IF MINNESOTA WENT FOR TRUMP IN 156 MORE DAYS?
Yesterday at the Virtual Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were listening to Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane share stories about his good old days on the Reagan campaign, when somebody asked how Reagan would’ve handled some of those little problems Obama left for President Trump to clean up.
I really like how then-Governor Reagan dealt with the Berkeley protesters in 1969,” Kane explained. “Trump should send in the National Guard.”
And there’s no doubt Reagan would approve of the way Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane is always quoting him to Political Insiders at Conservative Agenda Meetings as well as in The Blower. You bet! As the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in the Tri-state, our readers know to expect nothing less.
Kane’s all-time favorite Reagan quote has always been: “My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.” Come to think of it, that’s just the sort of thing President Trump would do today.
But one thing’s for sure, neither Reagan nor Lincoln would be attending the next Hamilton County RINO Party’s Lincoln-Reagan Dinner, whenever the hell that is. Which is why our Quote for Today Committee chose Reagan’s “Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.”
Not only are our local RINOs political prostitutes, they continue to be wimps. Since they still spend all their time trying to be loved by the very people who’re out to destroy them, it’s no wonder they’re still “Wandering in the Wilderness.” Liberals still have our dumbed-down Republicans on defense, which is exactly why Hamilton County turned “Blue” under the same lack of leadership, just as The Blower predicted all those years ago.
In a recent e-dition, we said if one of our Reaganites would like to submit a Top Ten List of Reagan Quotes, we’d certainly consider publishing it, and one of our favorite Conservative Contributors said, “How about posting this YouTube video? It was Ronald Reagan’s entire “A Time for Choosing” speech, given in support of Barry Goldwater for President in 1964 – 16 years BEFORE Reagan ran for President. The speech was not only stunning for its wisdom, but chilling in that it portrayed what we are going through now.
The first five minutes of his speech will explain that the Disingenuous D-RATS in the White House and Congress haven’t changed since 1964. Give it a listen and see if you don’t agree this entire speech was brilliant. Not only that: Reagan wrote his own speeches and didn’t have to use a teleprompter, even once!
And our Liberal Liars Award Committee should’ve been really busy yesterday afternoon, because just about anything a Liberal would’ve said about Ronald Reagan on his birthday would’ve surely been a lie.
Finally, as Real Republicans wonder when Ronald Reagan will assume his rightful place on Mount Rushmore, The Blower wondered how many times Ronald Reagan’s legacy would be exploited yesterday on his 108th birthday. Let us count the ways. Conservatives have only to check their e-mail in-boxes this morning. And just think—for only $39.95 And just think—for only $39.95, you can get a Life-Size Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cut Out. Such a deal! You can even take your picture standing next to it and e-mail it to all your phony Facebook friends.
REMEMBERING REAGAN HOT LINE
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Some Reagan-loving items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally Reagan-loving subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.
Whistleblower Video of the Day
Don Rickles Goes Nuts at Ronald Reagan’s Second Inaugural
(Sent in by Bill “The Ethnic Cleanser” Seitz)
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