MONDAY, APRIL 27, 2020
TRUMP’S 1193rd DAY IN OFFICE
WHERE MOUSEKING MIKE SAYS YOU CAN STILL DRIVE YOUR BALLOT TO YOUR BOARD OF ELECTIONS IN OHIO. YOU HAVE UNTIL 7:30 P.M. TUESDAY, APRIL 28
So now with only one more day until the 2020 Ohio Primary Elections, and 189 more days yet remaining, it’s still just like what our Unlicensed Anderson Laureate submitted in 2012 to the Whistleblower’s Weekly Limerick Contest:
This year when the elections are done
I’ll be so glad ’cause it hasn’t been fun
Biden’s laughing and smirking
Obama’s BS isn’t working
Why couldn’t someone like Lincoln have run?
Also in 2012, Northern Kentucky Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo remembers when Channel 19 expanded its election coverage in Northern Kentucky and Teams of Reporters were already camped out at the Boards of Elections in Kenton, Campbell, and Boondoggle Counties, in case there was any late-breaking news.
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Do You Think We Should Predict?
Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says on the day before Tuesday’s Primary Elections, every poll in every race across the Buckeye State is tied, just to keep people interested in the Election Hype. But The Blower has done some exhaustive polling on its own, tracking the mood of likely voters across the Tri-state.
And sometime tonight, we could reveal the winners of all those races even before the polls open. It’s scientific. It’s precise. And it would be guaranteed accurate.
Screw the pundits. Forget exit polls. Persons of Consequence on our really extra special “Whistleblower Insiders List” could possibly see Tuesday’s winners exclusively in a special Monday edition of The Blower.
Character Still Don’t Mean Crap
Pundits are perplexed: How can all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, say “character” matters when so many politicians who claimed term limits were a great idea when they were first elected, still plan to keep voting themselves pay raises and perks until the day they die.
Analysts are amazed: How can anybody believe “leadership” is vital when so many overpaid incumbents are running unopposed?
Critics are confused: How can We the Over-Taxed Payers vote for feel-good tax levies without knowing how much they’ll actually cost, especially after seeing nothing but lies promoting school tax hike scams while some Disingenuous DemocRAT in the county auditor’s office keeps jacking up your property values? Why the local GOP let him run unopposed is beyond us!
Remember when “Beanball Jim” Bunning called Bill Clinton the most corrupt, amoral, and despicable president he’d ever seen? We can only wonder what the old Beanballer has to say about Hillary this year.
With The Whistleblower’s help, this year’s campaigns seem a lot nastier than ever. Last-minute mudslinging and dirty tricks are the order of the day. Every candidate claims he has a poll that says he’s way ahead. Some Liberal D-RATS won’t even admit which political party they’re representing. A record amount of money is being spent to get these bozos elected and issues passed. And nobody’s quite sure where all this fat cat cash is coming from. We’re surprised there aren’t more lawsuits and complaints to the Elections Commission, for whatever good that would do. Still, the Ghost of Richard Nixon says all of these people are giving politics a bad name.
Do you remember a couple of years ago when The Fishwrap seemed genuinely surprised that the biggest donors to tax levy campaigns were those organizations seeking the levies and companies benefitting from contracts with those organizations. Well, duh! How is that any different from the people and groups to donate to candidates?
Historically, Kneepad Liberals in the Press always allow Liberals to play the race card against Conservatives and publish last-minute hit pieces in cahoots with campaigns they’re in league with a few days before an election and lavish free undeserved publicity on candidates they support. The press and our so-called business leaders still won’t accept responsibility for the part their politically correct pandering has played in causing our moral abyss. This nation now has the kind of government it truly deserves for the same reason The Blower said the former Pants-dropper-in-Chief was first elected, in our Nov. 4, 1992, edition.
We asked: “How else could you explain how average Americans, 95% of whom learn everything they know about politics by watching lying TV campaign ads and daily distortions on local and national television newscasts presented by the liberal media, 89% of whom voted for Slick, would prefer to send to the White House, a shameless, tax-evading, draft-dodging, dope-smoking, pants-dropping, wife-cheating liar who will surely drag the nation down to the level of Arkansas?”
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Then we answered: “Except that all those shameless tax-evaders, draft-dodgers, dope-smokers, pants-dropping wife-cheaters, and liars want people in office just like themselves.”
And you must admit: Slick is still keeping his end of the bargain, and Disgraceful D-RATS and their willing accomplices in the liberal press are still doing their best to keep his legacy alive as he campaigns for Obama’s re-election.
Ever since the elections in 2000, it’s been non-stop Bush-bashing for D-RATS and their willing accomplices in the news media. It’s been twelve years since Obama was elected in 2008 and they would all still be blaming Bush for every one of Obama’s mistakes, if they were blaming The Trumpster.
Is it any wonder that during this election cycle, The Whistleblower Truth Squad has been busier than ever exposing all of those candidates’ false claims and outright lies that members of the mainstream news media have been too lazy, too stupid, or too dishonest to report? Why else have these JINOs (Journalists in Name Only) been aiding and abetting the Liberal Agenda? For the most part we’ve successfully ignored the claptrap coming from all those bloggers in their basements trying to convince each other they have something important to say.
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Finally, Real Republicans should be joining D-RATS and Independents demanding that the Ohio Secretary of State supervises elections in each of Ohio’s eighty-eight counties. During the past several elections we’ve heard about massive voting irregularities. At least tomorrow, Early Voter Fraud for the Ohio Primary in 2020 will be over, and we’re no longer still waiting for the outcome in Judge Mr$. $tan Che$ley’s court where Disgruntled D-RAT Tracie Hunter was trying to steal Judge John Williams’ Juvenile Court seat that he won fair and square years ago. Our prayers were finally answered when the Ohio Supreme Court said it was OK to send Convicted Ditzy D-RAT Juvie Judge Traci Hunter to the slammer.
So before we vote, let’s all say the Slacker’s Prayer.
Obama is my Shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down with Barney Frank. He leadeth me toward the still voting booths. He restoreth my welfare. He leadeth me to the path of food stamps for His name’ sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Nancy Pelosi, I shall fear no evil, for Oprah art with me. Thy 30 second paid advertising, it comforts me. Thou preparest a tax break before me in the presence of Joe Biden. Thou annointest my head with alternative energy, my Prius runneth fine.
Surely social programs and government intervention shall follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the D-RAT held House of Representatives forever.
RACIAL HEALING UPDATE:
Back in the good old days, at Black Churches all over America on Sunday, as usual, sermons were political; racist “Get-out-the-Vote” handouts were considered to be “Community Service” announcements; and busses were waiting to take parishioners down to their local Boards of Elections to vote early and often for their local D-RATS for whom they were told to vote.
Speaking of which, The Blower remembers Saturday Night Live’s Satirical Black Panel Show: “What Would It Take For Obama To Lose Black Vote?” The Black Moderator reported “All over America’s Obama’s approval rating has dropped five points to 41%, but even worse than that, the president’s approval rating among Black voters has dropped seven points, all the way down to 92%.”
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