TODAY IS
FRIDAY, MARCH 27, 2020
On Trump’s 1162nd Day In Office
With Still None Of Obama’s Political Perps In The Slammer
And Today In 2016, The Blower Featured
Today’s Really Big Story
Presidential candidate Ted Cruz is trying to survive an explosive “dirt file” on the finger-wagging conservative senator! And the new issue of The National ENQUIRER — on newsstands now — reveals how the reports say the staunch Republican is hiding FIVE different mistresses!
Other Stories The Blower Will Be Tracking Tonight Include:
DHS HEAD JEH JOHNSON: ILLEGAL ALIENS ARE ‘IN EFFECT’ US CITIZENS (The Washington Examiner reports: The nation’s top immigration officer said that the “11 million” undocumented aliens in the United States are “not going away,” are “in effect” citizens, and added that deporting the few the administration wants out is unpleasant.)
IF CONGRESSMEN COMMITTED SUICIDE AT THE SAME RATE AS VETS, THERE’D BE NO ONE LEFT AFTER 25 DAYS (Yet Congress does nothing.)
ECONOMICS 101 UPDATE: (Obama told an audience of Argentinian youths there really was not a big difference between capitalism, socialism and communism — Just pick something that works.)
FORTUNE MAGAZINE NAMES BLACK LIVES MATTER TO LIST OF WORLD’S GREATEST LEADERS (The World’s 50 Greatest Leaders includes world-changing leaders in business, government, philanthropy and beyond. Fortune magazine has published its 2016 selection of the World’s Greatest Leaders and although you might not agree with all of this year’s choices, the Black Lives Matter movement scored a victory.)
THE GOP ESTABLISHMENT IS PREPARED TO LOSE THE ELECTION TO SAVE THEMSELVES
TODAY’S “STUPID LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD GOES TO
Obama’s Doofus Secretary of State John Kerry, who on Friday declared ‘Je suis Bruxellois’ – ‘I am a citizen of Brussels’ – in support for the people of the Belgian capital, echoing their backing for the United States after the 9/11 terror attacks. The U.S. Secretary of State lied in the country’s two main languages French and Dutch: ‘Then, voices across Europe declared, “Je suis Americain.” Now we declare “Je suis Bruxellois” and “Ik ben Brussel.”‘
And You Thought Obama Didn’t Have A Plan To Combat ISIS
Plus We Have These Two Videos You May Not Have Already Seen Sent In By Our Subscribers.
Bipolar Easter Bunny Song
PLUS
There is No Easter Bunny
Earlier Editions Today
“Good Friday” (It Wasn’t So Good For Jesus!)
“Foreign Policy Update” (The Obama Tango Doctrine)
“Sleazy Sex Scandal” (It’s Just What The 2016 Presidential Campaign Needed)
Just Another “Guest Column” (But It’s Still The Same Old BS!)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” (Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990)
And that’s the way it was today on the 300th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done.
*1,320 if your live in Anderson Township
More News Later (Or Most Likely Saturday Morning) From The Whistleblower Newsroom