THURSDAY, MARCH 12, 2019
AND JOE BIDEN AND THE D-RATS ARE FUND-RAISING OFF CORONAVIRUS
On Trump’s 1147th Day In Office, With Still None Of Obama’s Political Perps In The Slammer
First, Let’s Take A Look At The Blower’s Commemorative Coverage Of Day 50* Of The Trumpster’s First 100 Days
That Date Was March 12, 2017
It’s Daylight Saving Time, Everybody!
IT’S NOW TIME TO SPRING FORWARD: Now where’d we put those damn instructions for changing the time on our new digital watch and the dashboard clock in our cars?
Our Quote for Today Committee likes Gary Shandling’s “I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was on the night the clocks are set ahead.”
But actually, as confusing as the reasons for Daylight Savings Time are, you shouldn’t forget Yogi Berra’s scientific explanation: “It gets late earlier out there.”
Now We Can All Stay Busy Watching Our Daylight Saving Time Videos
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s First 100 Days To Make America Great. Today Is Day Number Fifty (Beginning On His First Full Day In Office On January 23, 2017). There Are 50 More To Go.