FRIDAY, MARCH 06, 2020
AND LAST NIGHT’S TRUMP HALL SCORED MASSIVE RATINGS FOR FOX
On Trump’s 1141st Day In Office, With Still None Of Obama’s Political Perps In The Slammer
Today’s Corresponding 2016 E-ditions
FRIDAY The Blower featured our “Lying With Statistics” E-dition and Whistleblower Senior Business Editor Merrill Forbes reported when the U.S. Labor Department said the U.S. unemployment rate remained at 4.9% in January, the lowest since February 2008, The Blower was wondering how long it will take Obama’s Phony Baloney “Organizing for Action” to send out another fund-raising e-mail touting the “so-called” good news.
In Our “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition (everybody, everybody who wondered why Republicans should be kowtowing to TEA Party Activists these days, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner was Gary Griper, who said because Obama and Disingenuous DemocRATS plummeting in the polls, RINOs still didn’t realize they’re part of the problem and they falsely believe TEA Partiers are “joining them,” which is definitely not the case, since the number of people identifying themselves as Republicans was now at an all time low.
In Our Another “Same Time Last Year” E-dition, The Blower Remembered That Was A Really BAD Old Day when Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Went Downstairs To The Whistleblower Office And Found The Entire Basement Under Water At 6AM.
In Our Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition, Our Guest Editor was none other than Clermont County Rabble-Rouser Tom Dix from Moscow, Ohio, who says, I’m a lifelong Republican and I respect Nick Vehr, but I have to get this off of my chest. Vehr, like so many elitist Republicans, just cannot stand the fact that Donald Trump has come out of nowhere to capture, in ever-growing numbers, the hearts and minds of disenfranchised Republicans and recent crossover D-RATS.
In Our “Meaningless Media Endorsements” E-dition, The Blower really ridiculed The Fishwrap’s joke endorsement of Ohio Governor John Kasich for President of These United States. No Kidding! It was just another reason Media Credibility is so low.
And In Our Special “Friday’s Fetishes” E-dition From The Whistleblower Newsroom, Bernie Goldberg said, “Quick, what did Marco Rubio say about ISIS at the Republican presidential debate? What did Ted Cruz say about the national debt? Do you remember what John Kasich said about jobs? Don’t feel bad. Neither do I – and I was covering the debate. I don’t even remember if they were asked about ISIS and the national debt and jobs. But we all remember what Donald Trump said about the size of his penis.”
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.
That’s because Mid-Term Elections were a National Election, a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished, and CONGRESS, THE DEEP STATE, THE RADICAL MEDIA ESTABLISHMENT WILL CONTINUE TO LIE AND SAY REALLY STUPID THINGS without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Eleventh 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 1141 And There Are Now Only 11 More Days Till Ohio’s Presidential Primary on March 17 And 241 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.