Another “Friday’s Features” E-dition

TODAY IS
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2020
AND WE’RE RE-PLAYING LAST NIGHT’S D-RATS’ DOOFUS DEBATEOn Trump’s 1127th Day In Office, Still With None Of Obama’s Political Perps In The Slammer

 If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Friday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s “Friday’s Features” Might Look Something Like This:

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Chicago Police Credit Their Extensive Experience Falsifying Evidence For Helping Solve Smollett Case

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Virginia D-RATS Publicly Thank Jussie Smollett For Taking All The Attention Away From Them

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Covington Catholic High School Takes the Boredom Out of Washington D.C. Tours

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Migrant Caravan Goes Home As Trump Buys Honduras  TO SEE MORE BIG HAIRY NEWS, CLICK HERETonight’s Top Three Whistleblower White Privilege Posters

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The Whistleblower Newswire Is The Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.

That’s because Mid-Term Elections were a National Election, a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished, and Congress, the Deep State, the Radical Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Seventh 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 1127 And There Are Now Only 255 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.