SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 09, 2020
AND WE’RE ALL WAITING TO SEE IF DOOFUS D-RATS CAN SCREW UP THE NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY TOO
On Trump’s 1115th Day In Office
Letting Her Rip
Was Nasty Nancy really caught practicing ripping up Trump’s State Of The Union Speech? She wasn’t just practicing, she was clearly pre-tearing the paper so it would be easier for her to make her grand gesture. Totally premeditated. She also carefully separated the pages into several separate piles so she could do multiple tears (to make sure at least one was caught on video) That proves she planned the act in advance. Most people were hoping McConnell would tear up the articles of impeachment the same way. It was all carefully staged, just like the phony Handshake Snub that actually happened when the Trumpster had his back to her. LifeZelle Shows Pelosi Practicing Ripping Up Trump’s State Of The Union Speech
Spending A Year In Iowa (In One Day)
You think all those loser 2020 D-RAT candidates couldn’t get out of Iowa fast enough this week? Maybe that’s why Political Insiders at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how much things had changed since the good old days when he was doing media advance work for the Reagan campaign. “You can hardly imagine the changes in technology since the days The Gipper was first running for President,” Kane explained. “The most important thing the media advance team had to remember when Candidate Reagan landed for that big rally we’d spent a week arranging in Sioux City, Iowa was to be sure we had a pocket full of quarters to give network reporters like Bill Plante and Sam Donaldson when they dashed off the press plane to make their calls from all those pay phones we had arranged in the airport terminal lobby.”
THE BEST PART ABOUT DON JR.’S WHISTLEBLOWER INTERVIEW THIS WEEK WAS THE LOOK ON LAURA INGRAHAM’S FACE WHEN SHE GOT THE JOKE.
.@DonaldJTrumpJr on Bill Clinton
“At least we know who his Whistleblower was”
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) February 7, 2020
IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE MEANING OF “ENDORSED”
This week, Clermont Cronies were still wondering why the Ohio State Republican Central Committee is still refused to give its Ohio House District 65 state rep endorsement to “Mean Jean” Schmidt. We all know the committee said they still couldn’t forgive “Her Meanness” for the “tongue lashing” she gave Obama at the 2012 SOTU.
But was it also for selling out to Turkish money when she was in Congress? Maybe that’s why Jordy Yager at The Hill actually seemed surprised in November 2012 when “Mean Jean” hadn’t raised any of the roughly $500,000 the House Ethics Committee had ordered her to pay for violating the chamber’s rules by accepting “free legal services” from lawyers with the Turkish American Legal Defense Fund (TALDF). Do you think “Mean Jean’s” chief-of-staff campaign manager explained that when she left Congress in less than two months, the Ohio Republican would no longer be required to pay back the money?
TONIGHT’S BLACK HISTORY MONTH MOMENT
Inspiring Americans were a big part of President Trump’s third State of the Union address Tuesday night that included special guest Tony Rankins from Cincinnati.
Tony Rankins from Cincinnati, Ohio: After serving in the United States Army in Afghanistan, Tony Rankins suffered from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and became addicted to drugs. He lost his job and his family, served several prison sentences, and ended up living out of his car. A company called “R Investments” helped train Tony in carpentry, painting, brick work, and other construction trades. Today, he works in an Opportunity Zone in Cincinnati, Ohio, and his new job has helped him overcome drug addiction and reunite with his family.
LET’S ALL JOIN HANDS AND TRY TO CONTACT THE LIVING.
This week after everybody saw how much fun all those folks in Iowa were having with their caucus primary system, Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda wondered what would happen if Anderson Township converted to the caucus system. Anderson Township Trustee Andy Pappas said nobody would come to caucuses in Anderson. Hell, nobody would even run for office. It sounds like a great idea to us!
MARRIAGES IN MILF-ORD
Finally, with Valentine’s Day just around the corner, why not stop by the City of MILF-ord and get married with Mayor Amy Villardo, formerly known as Mayor Amy Brewer. She changed her name hoping people would forget, but The Blower never forgets a salacious story like a hot married mayor caught sleeping with a cop in her own city while he was on duty. After all, this Valentine’s Day nothing says “I love you” like a police officer’s handcuffs and a blessing from a small town mayor.