SATURDAY, JANUARY 25, 2020
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Trump’s 1100th Day In Office
Tonight at the Conservative Chess Club, Political Schachspielers were asking Beloved Whistleblower Grandmaster Charles Foster Kane what kind of chess opening The Trumpster is playing with the Disingenuous D-RATS over their Ridiculous Impeachment Trial In The Senate these days.
“I could see why you’d be wondering about that,” Kane started to explain, “especially after President Trump appeared to be caving today when Trump Haters in The Media falsely reported Trump’s willingness to allow D-RAT witnesses to testify. That was really a bipartisan Swamp Swindle (that would not include immunity from prosecution for Crooked Hillary, Joe Biden, and Obama.
Some of our Conservative Chess Players tried to analyze the situation.
“Obviously, the ‘Pelosi Opening’ isn’t working the way Trump had planned.”
“The ‘Schumer Slapdown’ worked out better than expected at the beginning of the game, but Trump’s advantage seemed to evaporate as the game proceeded.”
“The ‘Schumer Slapdown’ was too boring. Much too predictable and would likely lead to a draw.”
Trump’s ‘SOTUS Sacrifice’ (giving up a piece for some compensating advantage) didn’t seem to have worked, either.
“We’ll just have to see how Trump’s MAGA Rally Gambit progresses,” Kane concluded, “because this game is far from over with 282 more days until the 2020 Elections.”
“This reminds me of when I was in a chess tournament during my time with the Army in Wurzburg, Germany,” Kane recalled. “The USO brought in the German Chess Champion who offered to play 23 of us simultaneously— blindfolded. No kidding! That sounds like something the Trumpster would’ve claimed he’d done.”
“What happened?” asked one of the Conservative Chess Players.”
“Just what you should’ve expected,” Kane said. “The stupid son-of-bitch lost every freaking game.”
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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Eleventh 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 1100 And There Are Now Only 52 More Days Till Ohio’s Presidential Primary And 282 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.