SUNDAY, JANUARY 19, 2020
AND WE’RE WATCHING THE D-RATS’ BEST EVIDENCE-FREE IMPEACHMENT EVER
Trump’s 1,094th Day In Office
This week, a Committee Of Concerned Clermont County Cronies called to castigate Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about The Blower’s lack of good gossip about some of the clueless characters taking part in this year’s Primary Elections.
Special efforts were made to get The Blower to divulge the “real reason” the Clermont GOP failed to endorse “Mean Jean” Schmidt for that Mickey Mouse state race. The Cronies even asked permission to explore the Whistleblower Archives to see what they could dig up. Could it be the “same reason” our disgraced ex-Congresswoman failed to get the endorsement from the Ohio GOP?
Kane explained that obviously all of our old snitches and bitches had not been doing their jobs, and a new group of more reliable snitches and bitches needed to be recruited to supply enough scurrilous material during the next 58 days until Primary Elections on March 17.
Will The Blower be doing its part? You bet! As the publication of record for all that political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in the Tri-state, our readers know to expect nothing less.