TUESDAY, JANUARY 14, 2020
BEST IMPROPER IMPEACHMENT EVER
Trump’s 1,089th Day In Office
“Same Time Last Year”
“Goodbye, Columbus” (What’s Next For John Kasich)
THAT DATE WAS JANUARY 14, 2019
Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio’s Outgoing Delusional Republican Governor John Kasich has signed with a top Hollywood talent agency.
United Talent Agency (UTA) announced it had signed Kasich, who’s considering a 2020 President of New Hampshire bid, as one of its clients today — the same day that the Republican governor will be replaced by Mike DeWhine.
UTA said in a statement that it “will help [Kasich] navigate the next phase of his career,” planning to try to get Kasich millions of dollars’ worth of free publicity as a Pizza spokesman on an upcoming award-winning Superbowl commercial. No kidding!
Some of those scenes might even include:
Maybe Kasich should just stick a fork in that idea.